Boring, tell a joke. ..

1. There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Japanese on a plane. Halfway through the plane, the captain suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American used his personal heroism to go to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! ! And then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Also jumped down! The plane continued to fly ..... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China took one look at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese quickly came over and held the hand of China: Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Long live the Chinese people and the country! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

2. An American, a Japanese and a China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out and said,' I am a fairy, and I can satisfy three wishes of each of you!'

Americans are the first to say,' My first wish is to ask for a lot of money.' The fairy said,' This is simple, and it will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish.' The American said: I want a lot of money! After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish:' Get me home.' The fairy said,' No problem.' So the American returned to the United States with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Japanese again. The Japanese said,' I want beautiful women! The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese said, I want a beautiful woman! The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman ... The Japanese finally said,' Send me back to France.'

After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

The China people said,' Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first.' The fairy gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was. The China people said,' Another bottle of Erguotou! The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

The China people said,' I miss the Japanese and Americans very much, so please get them back.

3. The Japanese and the Americans are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to go on. Walking, I saw a bottle, and when I opened the stopper, another man came out. The man said,' I'm a disciple of the immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you.' The Japanese and Americans think it's better to let the China people say it first. Lest he get it back later.

So the China people said,' Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first.' The fairy fulfilled his wish. The Japanese and Americans urged the China people to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, China people said to the fairy slowly,' All right, it's all right, let's go.'

4. The Americans and Japanese are angry. The American rushed to say,' I never want to see that China person again.' The fairy said,' OK.' Then she turned to the Japanese and asked,' What about yours?' The Japanese quickly said,' I don't want to see that China person either.' The immortal said,' OK.' Then he turned to the China person and asked,' What about yours?' China people say,' What they say doesn't count'

5. So Americans and Japanese followed China people with gnashing teeth, and when they walked, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out. The person said,' I am the apprentice of the apprentice of the immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish for the three of you!' Americans and Japanese shouted in unison:' What that China man said is nothing'. The man said,' OK', so he turned to China and asked,' What do you want to say?' The China man said,' Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me'.

6. The three of them walked on. They saw the edge of the desert and were about to succeed!

suddenly, a group of indigenous people gathered around.

The chief said: I want to see which of you is the cleverest. The cleverest one can go, and the remaining two can stay. I will beat each of you with 1 sticks, but each of you can make a request before fighting.

The American thought about it: put a mat

The chief ordered: OK

As a result, the mat was smashed, and the American was beaten half to death

The Japanese said: Give me 1 mats

As a result, the mat was smashed, and the Japanese were fine. He smiled. Hahahahaha, are they still smart?

The chief said to the people of China: You said

The people of China said: Put the Japanese on the mat ...........

7.

The Heaven Gate is broken, and God wants to invite tenders to rebuild it. The Japanese said: 3 thousand yuan will be done, on the grounds that the cost of materials is 1 thousand, the cost of labor is 1 thousand, and I earn 1 thousand myself. An American said: 6, yuan, 2, yuan for materials, 2, yuan for labor, and 2, yuan for yourself. Finally, the China people calmly said: This costs 9, yuan, 3, yuan for you, 3, yuan for me, and 3, yuan for the Japanese. God is amazing, so I'll do it for you!

I like this kind of jokes very much. I hope it will make you happy.