If you are the one, all lines-"all"-if you are the one, thank you.

Narrator: I have a dream that one day, one thing can solve all differences, the earth is full of flowers, and children will smile again. 2 1 century What is the most expensive? Harmony.

Mr fan: do you think we should speak Chinese or English?

Roi: Whatever you decide, you can say.

Teacher Fan: Speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you ...

Fan Wei and Ge You were very funny when they first met. Ge You popularized a new invention called divergent terminal to Fan Wei. What is this thing? Your readers can refer to Jason's invention in Peng Haoxiang AV. Thanks to this invention, Ge You's Roi received a patent fee of 2 million pounds. It is worth mentioning that the English of divergent terminal is actually "CRT2008".

Return on investment: Can I find another man? I am not gay.

Blind date (Feng): How do you know you're not? I used to think I wasn't. You are afraid to face it, but you have no courage.

Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi): When I fall in love with someone at first sight, it's not that look, but that smell. We are attracted by each other's smell, and the smell is the same, you know?

Shu Qi and Ge You met on a blind date for the first time, and later became drinking friends. When chatting, Shu Qi's explanation of love at first sight reminds people that "pheromones" in women are not bad.

Roi: I used to run a travel agency in the United States with my friends, specializing in domestic tour groups, and once took a government delegation. ...

This confession evokes the sadness of Roi, which is the scene of Ge You crying in the opening trailer. However, Roi's self-reported experience of opening a travel agency in the United States is easy to remind people of Liu Yuan in "Be there or be square".

Roi: Do you want to insert the door backwards? How to get to your house?

Blind date (Luo Haiqiong): First fly to Kunming, then take a day's long-distance bus to Minzi, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a day's tractor, and a day's ox cart will reach our home.

Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

Blind date: My brother will break your leg.

Ge You's blind date has suffered many defeats and wars, and he also met a Miao girl, and his requirements are not low.

Roi: don't you want to find someone in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

Blind date (Che Xiao): Soft persimmons are delicious.

Roi: Like a sick seedling, don't you worry about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's like a wolf.

Blind date: Do you think the basis of love is sex? No. Why? You can still grow old together, of course, I mean not at all, but not too often.

Roi: how often do you think it is not frequent?

Blind date: (stretching out a finger)

Return on investment: once a month?

Blind date: once a year.

Ge You met a good-looking guy, but his personality was cold.

Bidai Syulan: Didn't you say that you don't care if the child is your own?

Roi: I can recognize orphans, but the death of parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to stick the Mercedes logo on the front of BMW.

Blind date: can't you open it?

Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match and BMW doesn't bother to repair them?

Ge You met a beautiful woman from Taiwan Province in Hangzhou. I didn't expect this person to be pregnant before marriage. She asked Ge You to raise the children with her, but Ge You chose to give up.

Roi smiled: Some people see beauty in the eyes of lovers, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eyes of enemies.

Because of his sweet mouth, Ge You gradually established a good impression on Shu Qi.

Smile: What do you like about me?

Roi: Did I say I like you?

Smile: Honesty is the premise for us to be together in the future.

Roi: I want to be with you on the premise that I can't find anyone more stupid than you used to.

Smile: I won't be so stupid again.

Roi: You don't have the ability to be half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. Is that why I tolerate what you're doing now?

Smile: If I learn a lesson and become smart, what about your wishful thinking soon?

Roi: Then I will sell you to the natives in Hokkaido tomorrow, so that you can serve them fishing and hunting all your life, have many children, walk in the wind and rain, have no food and clothes, and be beaten if you want to escape. After three years, you will be tortured into a black and thin little old lady, avoiding everyone.

Shu Qi always had Fang Zhongxin in his heart, and Ge You was miserable for it. His words annoyed Shu Qi.

Roi: Once he gives you his heart, your body will be sentenced to life imprisonment.

Roi's best friend: You just have a crush on someone else.

Roi: nice. What's the matter? I improved the offspring for our Qin family. What's the matter? Do you meet an ugly guy who looks like a jailbreak every day?

Ge You this passage, I don't know whether Xiaogang Feng's voice.

Roi: Are you sure he doesn't understand Chinese?

Roi's best friend: OK.

Return on Investment: Well, let's start with childhood. ...

Ge You came to the church and planned to go to church. Unexpectedly, as soon as I met the priest, I began to chatter and repent for a whole afternoon. This drama is full of comedy and is one of the few humorous jokes in the second half of If You Are the One.

Japanese guide: Don't talk to the bear, it will tear you to pieces.

Shu Qi: I was torn to pieces.

In the escape training, Ge You dressed as a bear to please Shu Qi, and finally Shu Qi's words revealed her inner pain.

Manager Fan: Now that the economy is so depressed, the five major investment banks are bankrupt and can't sell anything.

Return on investment: none. I sold it to you. I'll sell it back. Make an offer.

Mr. Fan: Two million.

Roi:100000, I'm going to throw it away.

Mr. Fan: OK, 1 million is a deal. I said pounds.

Roi: Cut the crap, I'm talking about Japanese yen. Don't feel lost. When the economy improves next year, I will sell it at a high price and share it with you.

Mr. Fan: What do you see?

Return on investment: the future!

Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. I like women who can fold clothes. Every time I wash and iron it, it looks like I just bought it from the store. Be specific enough. Let me introduce myself. I'm not young anymore. I went abroad as an international student. I have lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school seriously. I learned a survival skill in wasting time. Now that I'm back from overseas, I didn't succeed. To tell the truth, I should be defined as a "three fake turtles" without company, stock and degree. Open-minded, 50-50, dishonest, but born timid, killing is not illegal, I can't do it. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. You are the only one who is interested.

Mr fan: do you think we should speak Chinese or English?

Roi: You decide which one is smooth.

Teacher Fan: Speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you ...

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Roi: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.

Shu Qi: You can't fall in love after three meetings. Love at first sight is not that you have a crush on me, nor that I have a crush on you. Not when you look, but the taste. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells. The smells are the same, you know?

Roi: then I have to charge. He took advantage of it all. It's rude of you to let me drink with my dissatisfied wife.

Luo Haiqiong: First fly to Kunming, then take a day's coach to Mengzi, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a day's tractor, and a day's ox cart will reach our home.

Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your leg.

Roi: don't you want to find someone in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

Che Xiao: Soft persimmons are delicious.

Roi: You are sick and old. Aren't you worried about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's peak sexually.

Che Xiao: Do you think the foundation of love is sex?

Roi: Not exactly, but without it, it can't be called love, at best, it can only be called friendship.

Che Xiao: No. What's the matter? And grow old together. Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't do it at all, just don't do it too often.

Return on investment: How low do you think the frequency of making out is?

Che Xiao: This is my ideal, ah.

Return on investment: well, you say. (Che Xiao fingers) Once a month?

Che Xiao: Once a year.

Roi: Comrade, although I know this is a matter on the ground and it is not your stewardess's responsibility, you should still accept the passengers' opinions with an open mind and seriously reflect them to the above! Always talking about improving service quality, how to improve it? Actually, it's a matter of detail.

Roi: I wonder if there are any objects. I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go.

Bidai Xiulan: After the fall of the mainland, my grandfather retreated to Taiwan Province Province with the national army. ...

Roi: hey, hey, wait a minute. You call it depravity, we call it liberation.

If you are an orphan, I can adopt you.

Roi: I can accept orphans, but the death of my parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to insert the Mercedes logo in the front of BMW.

Bidai Syulan: Can you drive?

Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match and BMW doesn't bother to repair them?

Return on investment: I can get something for nothing. Get married and have children or want to be self-reliant.

Roi: I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like those crooked ones, but anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either frigid or pregnant. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?

Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? Will you be clean?

Roi: I didn't say you. You are not beautiful.

Shu Qi: …

Roi: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.

Return on investment: I bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?

Hook: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.

Return on investment: I have someone here, but my heart is elsewhere. ...

Shu Qi: You don't have to accept it. I know it's unfair to you.

Roi: Then can you allow me that my heart is here and my body is not there sometimes?

Shu Qi: Are you happy?

Shu Qi: What do you like about me?

Roi: Did I say I like you?

Shu Qi: Honesty is the premise for us to be together in the future.

Roi: I'm willing to marry you on the premise that I can't find anyone more stupid than you.

Smile: I won't be so stupid again.

Roi: You don't have the ability to be half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. It's all written on your face. I write my words here. You haven't turned his page yet. Once you turn to a new page, you will still be single-minded I won't tolerate your present performance until I see this one. You are stupid, I am not stupid.

Return on investment: I just want to play with you because you look good. Do you accept it? Can you afford it? Half-hearted. Are you my opponent? Believe it or not, there are eight women in my heart that you can't see. What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take you as a door-to-door delivery.

Return on investment: I just hope he looks good. Why? What's wrong with me improving my offspring for our old Qin family? Do you have to find an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?

Shu Qi: Oh, what a pity! There is a big gap between what you think and what you actually see. Shall I find you a psychiatrist?

No doctor can heal my wound. You are my best medicine.

Shu Qi: Aren't you afraid of my poisoning?

Roi: You have to drink poison!

Roi: Four sisters, add up to 300 years old. Can you not despair?

Roy: If you ignore me, I promise, it will be Maggie Cheung and Angelina? Julie Sophie. My four sisters, Masoga and Lin Chi-ling, and I don't drink any wine.

Usain: You don't drink one, you drink ten.

Return on investment: so ... let me talk about the bad things I did in kindergarten first. ...

Shu Qi: You are lucky to see a bear.

Roi: don't talk nonsense. This is the bear's luck.

Roi: It's a pity to eat it because it looks too good. Better keep the bear.

Shu Qi: You don't look like a bear.

Return on investment: like what?

Shu Qi: Wolves.

Roi: Do you regret knowing me?

Shu Qi: I don't regret it. I am very happy.

Roi: If you marry me, I promise to make you feel like drinking honey every day.

Japanese guide: Don't talk to the bear, it will tear you to pieces.

Shu Qi: I've been torn to pieces.

Manager Fan: Now that the economy is so depressed, the five major investment banks are bankrupt and can't sell anything.

Return on investment: none. I sold it to you. I'll buy it back. Make an offer.

Mr. Fan: Two million.

Roi:100000, I'm going to throw it away.

Mr. Fan: OK, deal! A million is a million. I said pounds.

Roi: Cut the crap, I'm talking about Japanese yen. Don't feel lost. When the economy improves next year, I will sell it at a high price and share it with you.

Mr fan: what are you looking at?

Return on investment: the future!