Christmas humor and super funny text messages

1. I heard that you are going to lay an egg in a few days, is it true? Then I have to wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days your balls will be full moon again, then I I wish you a happy New Year’s Day in advance! Send

2. It’s very cold on Christmas Eve alone! Christmas Eve for two people will go off the rails! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I love you... Christmas gift! Send

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3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year’s Day, you are Santa Claus, I am Reindeer Dolf, you are Mrs. Claus, I am Christmas Grandpa, I wish you a Merry Christmas! Send

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4. The snowflakes falling in the sky are just like my mood, and my thoughts are spreading. I am trying to run to you from the other side of the distance, and I can't be with you. , willing to turn into snowflakes and turn the people you hit on their backs. Send

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5. If you didn’t receive my Christmas gift today, it must be because- -There's a big hole in your sock! Make up for it quickly! ! Send

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6. Here are special greetings And the best of wishes, too - May Christmas happiness to you! Send

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7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessings to warm your heart and Feet! Send

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8. There is something I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance.

Now I really can't hold it in anymore, please take away the socks you left on my sofa! ! Send

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9. God says: Happiness is having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, and a person who loves you deeply. You’ll have it all with a group of trusted friends! Merry Christmas!

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10. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, I will give you a big reward before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart Everyone will receive a Christmas text message worth RMB 10 provided by me

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11. A zero score in the exam is called a duck egg , Doing bad things is called a bad guy, having an empty head is called a fool, getting fired is called a fuck, being miserable is called an end, and having endless eggs is called a leftover egg - Merry Christmas! Send

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12. A handsome guy will come out of your chimney on the night of the 24th. Don’t panic, that’s Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery done in South Korea. He wanted to give everyone a surprise. I just told you not to send any rumors

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13. Last Christmas , you put a diamond ring in my socks, so I washed your stinky socks for a year; if God gives me another chance, I will say, I will wash your socks again! For the rest of my life! Husband, I love you.

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14. Merry Christmas★． ☆°In order to save paper, you don’t need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your message directly on the largest possible banknote!∴°☆ °∴☆°★ Send

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15. Without snowflakes, you can celebrate Christmas even if it is not romantic. With blessings, you can feel warm even in the cold winter. I am making a wish on Christmas Eve: May happiness be with you throughout your life! May your gifts pile up. Send like a mountain

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16. Christmas is approaching and flowers are scented. One scent will give you a money tree, two scents will give you noble people to support you, three scents will give you a good mood, and four scents will give you a good mood. You have no worries. Five spices will give you a box full of money. Six spices will give you eternal health! Send

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17. The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: Picking up the turkey and thinking Bird flu; receiving gifts may contain bombs; carrying a pocket on the shoulder is like picking up rags; putting on a beard is regarded as a terrorist criminal - Bin Laden appears and sends

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18. Christmas blessings are sent to all directions. The east gives you a money tree, the west gives you eternal peace and happiness, the south gives you the road to success, and the north gives you money. All gold and silver are sent to you from all directions. Send a happy Christmas to you.

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19. A bad news and a good news. The bad news: Santa Claus’s gift bag is lost; and the good news is: he still has the gift I gave you, because it is warm. A warm message: Merry Christmas! Send

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20. Five Christmas Bans: No pretending to be busy at work and ignoring me, no getting rich and forgetting about me , it is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble, it is forbidden to eat chocolate and not call me! It is forbidden not to miss me when you are free! I hope you will implement it seriously