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1, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen. Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, and I will give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

Come here. I have a relationship and I want to talk to you.

My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.

6. Boring people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

No matter how much I love you, buying a diamond is the real thing.

8. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

9. Everyone says that I spoil you, but you say that I have never spoiled you.

10, innocent age can't bear to be bullied, youth is ridiculous.

1 1. To be a man, you must be a man wandering between A Niu and Niu C. ..

12, I won't go to school until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

13, buy two sausages to eat tomorrow and let them point at my stomach.

15, love is accompanied by sunny days and rainy days; They are complacent, down and out, holding hands with each other; It is to share happiness and troubles; Love is the eternal secret between us!

16, if cleverness is to be punished, I don't want to be chopped to pieces; If you can't get the soul, do you still care about intimacy?

17, ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too talkative, I am a pig, I am fine.

18, when I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

19, when I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

2 1, don't curse if you can! Once you scold, you curse death.

22. There are no traces of birds in the sky, but I have flown!

23. If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

24. It's a waste of your sneaky eyes not to be a bad guy.

25. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

26. I hope someone will hold my hand, whether it is dull or vigorous, and we will walk together.

27. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.

28. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

29. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: Pleasant Goat, Lazy Goat and Fei Yang Yang are on the same level.

30. How many centuries have passed and we met; How many marriages have been accumulated, and we love each other. Honey, it's good to have you. Let's love each other sweetly and grow old together!

3 1, one, two, one, two thin, one Jin, one Jin fat, which makes me feel embarrassed!

32. Listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

33. Don't think that you have shit on your head, you are the King Kong gourd doll.

34. What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

35. I love you, and I love your little happiness with me.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

38. Find a girlfriend. Condition 1: female. Condition 2: alive.

39. The most worrying thing in the world. I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds and found that I had seen this episode.

40. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

4 1, prepare memoirs, remember meeting, knowing each other, falling in love and being together.

42. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

43. Horses slip easily on soft soil, while people fall easily in sweet talk.

44. I save myself three times a day, is it high? Handsome? Rich or not? No, go and study!

45. When you find that there are many friends around you, it means that you are useless.

46. I really want to hug you tightly and make you feel my heart beat faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.

47. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

In my country, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

49. I vaguely remember that the teacher said that question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

We are all good children, so there is no reason to be unhappy.

5 1, take a few selfies even if you don't go out after washing your hair, otherwise it's not a white wash.

52. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

53. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

54. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

55. My broken grade is no longer a drag on my class, and I have already broken my legs in the class.

56. Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

57. I am actually a person with a dream, but the reality is so hungry that I ate my dream.

58. Teacher, I have saved a homework for the winter vacation, and I have feelings. Why don't we hand it in?

59. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

60, diaosi and Gao Fushuai kiss the goddess, the former is pa! The latter was snapped up.

6 1, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

62. It is better to have a virgin in China than in Japan.

Teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school?

Ducks can't fly, but they can fly when cooked.

65, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

66. You said Murmansk, I am the North Atlantic Warm Current. You should be held tightly, and I will take the wind away.

67. However, with the grace from heaven, I can't hide it, so I have to keep on being handsome.

68. If a woman is a book, then many women only have pages: one has a car, one has a house and one has a ticket.

69. The scores of all subjects are closely related to the appearance of teachers in all subjects!

70. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.

7 1, you know I love you, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it won't change.

72. The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.

73, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

74. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

75. Without a strong owner, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog!

90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.

Please raise your hand and let me see your hand, ok? ! The robber shouted at the crowd in the bank.

78. Your smile is always in my mind, which makes me unforgettable.

79. I haven't watched TV in recent years. When I turned on the TV, I couldn't see. What role did Princess Zhu Huan play? Golden locks are emperors!

80. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

8 1, the sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

82. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

83. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

84. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

85. Wife, wife, I love you, I really care for you, my family moistens you, and Amitabha bless you. I take this short message as proof: I will always be with you.

86. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

87, amorous feelings of women are lighters, women who don't understand amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.

88. When oil prices rise, vegetable prices rise and house prices rise, that is, wages do not rise; It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend and a wife. Life is really hard.

89. If you like someone, every interaction between them and you will make you feel that they also like you. People you don't like, you will feel that their interaction with you is irrelevant.

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1, in fact, I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

3, look at the face of the class teacher, let Russia have the impulse to drop out of school, talk about learning?

4. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

5. Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

7. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

8. Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

9. After drinking so much Youlemei milk tea, I have never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

10, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

1 1, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

12, next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

13, be a carefree foodie and an carefree fool.

14, I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

15, it is obvious that everyone likes each other, why do you still dare not look at each other when you meet?

16, hungry and sleepy, please don't miss mosquitoes; If you get entangled, shoot one, and only one.

17, Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is the end of asking for a raise.

18, who has no shit and who has no paper since ancient times. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

19, I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

20. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

2 1, I always feel that in ancient times, when I was in a good mood, I lifted my hijab when I got married, which was similar to scratching the lottery.

22. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

23. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

24. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

I forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.

26, indifferent people, thank you for looking down on me, let me not bow, a more exciting life.

On the 27th, at noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.

28. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.

29, a bitch is a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

30. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

3 1, I ate it quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

33. Life is really ironic. A person will actually become what he once hated most.

People who say good night to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

35. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

36. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony!

37, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

38. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

39. I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

40. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

4 1. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

42. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

44, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light.

45. You will never understand my sadness, just as the fat man doesn't understand why the thin man wants to lose weight.

46, I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

47. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

48. Listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

49. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch.

50. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

I really admire Zhao Ting. I didn't say anything about the head change in these films, so I can't do it.

52. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

53. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

54. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

55. Oh, I'll go. Time flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

56. Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.

57. Learn Tencent if you have nothing to do, and call me dear every day!

58. I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I'm not! I am a genius.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

60. One day, I changed the automatic reply to, and then what? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

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1, when I love you, you are a beauty; When I hate you, you are a zombie! Everything is fine with the rich, and everything is fine with the lover.

3. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

Mother in the country says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. I said that few people in the city know each other.

5, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

6. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it's true, I'm willing to meet you for ten thousand times. It's easy for me to recall my last life.

7. You were happy and worried about your heart, and you were sad and infatuated. You dare not change your mind. Don't doubt. I took great pains to write it. I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

8. I remember your smile when I get up, I smell you when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, my dear toilet!

9. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

10, I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

1 1, I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

12, what? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or did I propose to you? Don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

13, beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don't know how to express it. I tossed and turned, thought about it, and finally thought of a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Are you in love?

14, wife's wife as soon as she falls in love. How many people are responsible?

15, don't blame it when you receive it. Anyone who is too timid to confess, choose a season to love you. You have to love me if you run too fast.

16, I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

17, the first-class smoker Greater China has his own ideas. People who smoke second class can't estimate three or five wives. Third-class smokers are on their own. No one knows that fourth-class smokers are exhausted by cigarettes.

18, there is a crescent moon hanging in the dark night sky, which is spent with nothing. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Since we care about each other, let's get married!

19, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

20, male and female, clean ears; Women have no men, and their homes are clean.

2 1. In a previous life, you were the landlord and I was your husband. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is doomed to want you to accompany me all my life to repay me!

22. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know I'm uneasy without you.

23. To marry into a "rich family", you must know how to manage money; If you marry into a poor family, you must know how to make money.

There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.

25, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

26. You know, I hate you because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

27. I have been wandering in a sea of people, dragging my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!

28. Wanted girlfriend: I have the same personality as you, look like you, look like you, be as cute as you, and make me feel exactly like you!

29, your vines, my saplings, lingering around; You fly sand, I walk stone, the sky flutters; Your remote control and my TV set are wonderful again and again, dear, if we help each other, our life will be better.

30. I always treat money like dirt. After you marry me, you won't have any worries in your life-I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that we don't worry about eating and drinking.

3 1, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

32. Getting married was a playboy at first, but getting divorced later was a mistake.

33. Make me love you unless the fig blossoms.

34. The so-called love is to waste feelings after love.

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: for you, I can go to the moon in nine days and catch turtles in five oceans! Because: Na Yue is you and that turtle is you!

36, you are my woman, I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

37. Before marriage, love is a myth; After marriage, love is a joke.

38. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.

39. Listen, it's all because of you. You always compare women to water. Water resources are scarce now.

40. Little sister loves her brother, and it is better to meet in a different place than in her hometown. My brother's heart is the same as my sister's, and I will never sympathize with you. We are tied to each other, and * * * is going to marry a mandarin duck.

4 1. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

42. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

43. If I had a million dollars, I would take you there. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!

44, flat, no temper, sage also; Have a level, a temper, and a sage; No level, no temper, mediocrity; No level, no temper, bad guy.

45. Your exile has passed, so you can't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle care is allowed, and no willfulness is allowed; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

46. Think of me when you are lonely and come to see me when you miss me. When you see me, pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me.

47. It is said that men become bad when they have money; What about women? If it is broken, it will be rich!

48. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

49. A good marriage gives you a good experience, a bad marriage gives you a bad experience, and a bad marriage gives you a pair of children and bills.

50. When a man foresees a woman, he will get lost; When a man foresees his wife, he will be confused.

5 1, nice to meet you just now. I didn't realize you were a playboy. I am so cruel after cheating. I have a crush on you. I'm worried that I can't see you. I'm so sad that I can't keep you.

52. Whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are acting a tragedy.

Love you is bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast, so don't wait for you too long.

54. The lips proposed to the tongue, and the tongue looked disdainful: you are a gun, I am a sword, and I can't fight you every day.

55. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.

56. Getting married means that you have been able to be independent; If you want a divorce, your children can be independent.

57. I hope all the women in the world will become you, so I think you don't have to look for you everywhere: I'm afraid all the women in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere!

58. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

59. Wife, wife, I love you. Please marry me today.

60. When you are in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; After I got married, I often wondered if I had done evil in my last life.

6 1, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

62. Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you in the early morning and during the day, but in the afternoon, I will become crazy, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by the continuous low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue to you.

63. Life is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

64. The hope of life is marriage, and the only hope after marriage is divorce.

65. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea!

Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and send you to work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

67. You are a cigarette, I am a tobacco leaf, you are a flower, I am a flower, you are hair, and I am dandruff. In short, we are the best partners and will never part!

68. Love is wrong, not love is wrong, love and not love are wrong, so I will add more mistakes.

69. You learn from me and make trouble; You take a shower, I peek; You sleep with me; You have the baby, I cook.

70. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so it always goes hungry.

7 1, do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

72. I find you more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The ancestors also said: there are heroes in the eyes of scholars, and the hero in your eyes refers to me.

73. Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

74. Professor of Physics: Kissing is the contraction of the mouth caused by the expansion of the heart.

75. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

76. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you, I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

77. When God saw people thirsty, he created water. God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.

78. I still remember my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love early. It turns out! That's because only waiting for your appearance can my true love be staged.

M: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

80. Sister, sister, you are so beautiful. You are the first gentle and beautiful person. I really want to say I love you, but there has never been a good time. Can I ask you out on Valentine's Day? The rose of love is waiting for you.

8 1, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

82. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.

83. Looking for you in the southeast and northwest, I will follow you, love you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and hold you tight.

84. Men don't like labyrinth marriage, but prefer harem marriage.

85. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

86. I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years, just to be a blooming little flower on your only road.

87. Excuse me! I accidentally sent my favorite to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me.

88. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

89. If X stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But it happened that X didn't stipulate it. Then forget it!

90. Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.

9 1, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too!

92. Dancing is too tiring and singing is expensive. It's better to get together with classmates, miss the taste of campus, avoid being single and heartbroken, give back to each other and make a few pairs!

93. After a farewell, I missed you in two places. However, after three or four minutes, who knows that five or six hours of seven hearts and eight minds are like carrying water, and it is impossible for the eight-character script to be passed down. 1999 Long life, Shiliting loves you!

94. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be an affair, and if it is not handled well, there will be an affair.

95. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

96. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, hugging you is soft, loving you is sweet, and thinking of you is bitter!

97. Have you ever said that you are offline? In fact, you are using stealth instead of online!

98. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom. If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am a TV university student, you can call me doctor. If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

99. My heart is split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.

100, it was unplugged before flirting.

10 1. The child in the back seat will have an accident, and the child will be born in the back seat.

102, Hongtian is a watermelon, a smooth tongue is a cucurbitaceae, and a quack is a frog. Anyone who reads the information is a fool.

Honey, I can't do anything without you. My only gain these days is to understand some idioms: one day is like a year, one day is Sanqiu, one day is autumn water, and one day is acacia!

104, Question: Why has pangolin been digging? Answer: Looking for Kawasaki.

105, an unmarried woman lamented: Why do good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

106, the only knife method that women should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

107, boy, you are my sister's man. Come and hang a card with me today!

108, shall we have a baby?

109, I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you so much, 90% of me should like you, and I'm sure I love you.

1 10 I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. Let my thoughts turn into white clouds in the sky and bring my love for you. Honey, come back. My son and I miss you.

1 1 1. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.