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Make sentences with paragraphs (about 30)

1, no matter how elegant a man is, he is always a little rude, just like swearing and yellow jokes, so elegant that he doesn't touch any meat. That kind of man himself is despised by men. No matter how fierce a woman is, there is always a little tenderness in her bones. Don't look at the action, her eyes are full.

2. On New Year's Eve, there are jokes, good luck, loud gongs and drums, singing and laughing, holding your head high, earning tickets, being healthy and healthy, getting more and more beautiful every year, and being happy for a lifetime!

He also said that the tendency of cross talk jokes to laugh at unhealthy trends is an objective existence for the audience that is independent of human will.

4. When New Year's Day arrives, there will be jokes, prosperous times, gongs and drums to celebrate the children, singing happily, walking upright, earning tickets, being healthy and healthy, becoming more beautiful year by year and being happy for life!

5, step by step, to a thousand miles, self-cultivation; Write a paragraph, thumb, oriental etiquette and righteousness; The road of civilization, obeying the rules and discipline, the road of harmony, and taking the broad road; China people, sensible, scholarly family, the word Jin Fang!

6, red paragraph, the years have passed, and you can't flow away my heart! Entrust thousands of thoughts to the lucky bird and bring my deep greetings; Time can't stop that persistence, no matter how rugged the road ahead is, I send you a blessing from Chongyang today!

7. There are many dinners at the end of the year, and I will give you a health snack 1. Eat too greasy, have a glass of celery juice; 2. Drinking yogurt after eating hot pot can effectively protect gastrointestinal mucosa; 3. Dyspepsia, drink barley tea or orange peel water after meals; 4. Drinking ginger and brown sugar water after eating crabs can dispel cold and warm the stomach and promote digestion; 5. Eating a persimmon after a meal can moisten the lungs and promote fluid production, nourish yin and clear dryness. Happy spring festival!

8. Rainy humor joke: Ms. White Snake, please stop. If Xu Xianzhen's is not in Hangzhou, Hangzhou will be flooded. Keep the change. Xu Xianzhen is not in Hangzhou, Ningbo, Wenzhou, Tianjin and Taiwan ... There is no Xu Xian in Zhejiang. Please look for it in other provinces!

9. Our relationship is unusual, and our blessings to you can be seen. This section should have a "height", and the top of Mount Everest has been lit; There is "depth", and the Pacific Ocean has survived the soup; There is a "long", and the Great Wall of Wan Li has stood on duty; There is a "width" that shines for thousands of years; There is "heat" to keep you warm all your life. Bless you: happiness, happiness, peace and a happy May Day.

10, Valentine's Day, flattered, open the phone to see jokes; An old man riding a bicycle with his lover and wearing a belt under the moon; Holding the baby hand in hand, Enen loves to live. 12. 14 embrace valentine's day and wish you happiness every day!

1 1. Exam paragraph: One month before the exam, the classmate's QQ signature was "Everything depends on human effort"; One week before the exam, the student's signature was changed to "Everything goes with fate"; After the exam, the signature was changed to "Focus on participation".

12, a humorous and insightful classic joke: after 20 years old, my hometown is the same as other places. After 30, it's the same day and night. After the age of 40, it is the same whether you have a degree or not. After 50, beauty and ugliness are the same. After 60, officials are all the same. After 70 years old, it is the same to have more rooms and fewer rooms. After the age of 80, there is no difference between more money and less money. After 90, men and women are the same. /kloc-after 0/00 years old, it is the same whether you get up or not.

13, New Year's Eve is coming, making jokes, happily wrapping up jiaozi and Meimei's family, holding a fat boy next year and living a lucky life. New Year's Eve wishes are golden, just to add fun to you. Happy New Year's Eve and good luck to year of the snake!

14, this paragraph is exclusive and original: caring and caring; Miss, never forget; Greetings, warm; Blessing, happiness and fragrance; Bless friends: work with peace of mind, love sweetheart, be happy every day, and everything goes well!

15, cover the quilt when it is cold, fill your stomach when you are hungry, have some fun when you are busy, and take care of yourself when you are tired. Smile is the most beautiful appearance, happiness is the most beautiful day, and I wish you a happy life on the solstice of winter!

16, small cup, small car, small house, small ticket collar, small fun, small life fire. May 1 ST Labor Day, send a little joke, may you be happy all your life.

17, with a festive post, riding a happy car, stepping on a beautiful road, entering a peaceful circle, hearing happy jokes, smelling delicious jiaozi, walking into the yard of laughter, seeing happiness, sending you a golden blessing and saying to you: I wish you a safe and healthy life and a happy New Year!

18, a hot summer stove is as happy as a fan. Occasionally barefoot, stepping on cold pebbles. A plate full of fresh fruits and vegetables and a table full of iced drinks. Rome wasn't built in a day, and happiness is refreshing. May you accept this joke, a cool summer day. Have a nice summer!

19, May Day is coming, stay away from the boss's shadow, fly your favorite dishes, leave the stuffy room, step on happy little steps, buy fashionable coats, eat attractive delicious ducks, open your empty stomach, read happy jokes and enjoy a happy little life. I wish labor day.

20. Happiness is a seed and a smile is a box. Plant seeds in the box and grow happy seedlings; Friendship is a bead, and connection is a chain. String the beads together with a chain and play for a while. In the hot summer, I wrote a joke, wishing my friends a happy life.

20.- Complete sentence set

Make thousands of words for your reference!

2 1, the thing you buy the most in a month is to pay the bill, and the thing you do more in a month is to go to work. Life is not chaotic, but I always feel upset. Write a joke about this man and forward it to your brother to remind him of Men's Health Day.

22, find a few words, make up a few codes, and send you a telegram, alas, it is too outdated; Pick a star, pick a cloud and send it to you in a lost envelope. Alas, it's too slow. Weave my heart into a joke and send you a short message. Wow, it's perfect. Happy Women's Day on March 8th.

23. Time flies, the sun and the moon fly, playing tambourines and singing songs; Half a year has passed, and the most beautiful thing is the guest; Write jokes, gain more, get gold coins and laugh; Zhike's website is really good. Qixin cooperates and expands.

24. With his wife and children in his arms, he strode down the road, having a good time, watching monkeys, not touching girls, and sending jokes. I wish you a pleasant journey, a safe play, a happy return and a happy day!

25, 6.9 reversal day is a lucky day, if you have been unlucky, just forward this paragraph, small accounting will become big money, and bad luck will happen. I wish you 66 Dashun, 99 pairs 1, all the best!

26. The cat said to the tiger, "Brother Hu, why are you so haggard? What are you busy with recently? " The tiger said, "hey, I'm free." I earned some tickets online and published a lot of jokes, but if I don't give money, I will be embarrassed. " .

27. In the first month, I celebrated the Lunar New Year. In February, I held hands with love. In March, I developed rapidly. In April, I attended a wedding. In May, I was busy preparing. In June, I met Kewang and wrote a paragraph, which made me very happy. I keep my heart relaxed every day!

28, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings fragrance, the whole country rejoiced. Dragon boat races and dances, and China culture sings loudly. Cultural propaganda finds jokes, and everyone refers to the guest network. I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

29, May Day is coming, away from the boss's shadow, humming a happy ditty; Play favorite dishes and sing happy songs; Leave the stuffy room and take a happy little step; Watch happy jokes and enjoy happy little days. Happy May Day!

30, hot stove in summer, the blessing is as cool as a fan. Occasionally barefoot, stepping on cold pebbles. A plate full of fresh fruits and vegetables and a table full of iced drinks. Rome wasn't built in a day, and happiness is refreshing. May you accept this little joke, a cool summer day.