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Make a woman cry.

1, love is really short, like fireworks is the most beautiful and true metaphor, but the moment it roared into the sky, then it became a habit, and finally it became a family relationship. The painful feeling after lovelorn is because you can't get rid of a habit and refuse the most primitive family relationship. 2. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you! 3. The woman was moved because she thought you didn't have to do it, but you did. The reason why a woman is melodramatic is because she thinks you should do it, but you didn't do it or even think about it. Even if I can't get your love, I want you to believe that I have made great efforts. Moreover, from the beginning, I held the belief that reward is not the only one. What I want to show is my courage and courage. You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me. 6. The hardest thing to break in the world is feelings, the hardest thing to find is love, the hardest thing to return is friendship, the hardest thing to divide is family, the hardest thing to find is true feelings, and what I want to see most is your smiling face! 7, love is zero ice, friendship is zero water, maybe we are the best mixture of ice and water. After coming together, the temperature rises and becomes the water of friendship; Cool down and form the ice of love. Neither cold nor hot is the ambiguity of love and friendship. 8. We can never predict what will happen at the crossroads of fate, but we can choose whether to give up or go forward with pain and run to the end of our dreams! Look at it when you are decadent and lost, you will be moved and gain something! I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I'd rather love you silently, and I won't let you know until you fall into the arms of others! 10, we can love each other, but we are doomed not to be together. I love you, even though I know you don't miss me, because I am stupid. My heart has not been cut by a knife, but the pain is so clear. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something. 1 1. Who was moved by the whispers of autumn? The coffee of the years is floating in the sky. Who shed blue tears? I can't taste the wine, but I know who is drunk. The roses in the dark night are fragrant with the ashes of memory, and the unique luminous cup cries at the night light, unwilling to be blown away by the sultry night wind. 12, only smart men know that if you want to win the love of women. You have to say what men say and do what men do. Never give up the pursuit of women or love. Otherwise, you will all fail. 13, love is a hundred flavors but not all sweet. True love is a glass of water handed to a lover when he is thirsty. True love is reminding his lover to go out and never forget it. True love is the warm embrace of his lover when he cries. True love is his own mood when he is ill. 14, friends are friends, nothing can replace them, nothing can describe all the roses in the world, plus all the flowers in the world, and nothing can compare with the fragrance and beauty of friendship. 15, when you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops. Salt. Destined to melt, perhaps in the form of tears. 16, express happiness and have deer in your heart; Courtship is uneasy, just to determine the way forward; If you love, say it and promise to give each other a sweet journey. Remember, happiness is earned by yourself. 17, I think people's mental maturity is not more and more tolerant, as if everything is acceptable. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is the most important and what is not. Then, be a simple person. 18, love is everlasting, tender as water, young and long-lasting, the blessing of life never stops, giving troubles to friends, peace of mind, the happiness of life is like singing, and it is much happier if you often send text messages. 19. What's it like to be deeply loved by someone you love? What will it be like? If you want to answer immediately, you must know how happy you are. Although it has been argued that unrequited love is also a kind of love, you can't make a sound with one hand. When you say what you want to say and do what you want to do, you will find that the sky is so blue and you are so lovely. Not because you get what you want, but because you live for yourself. 2 1, maybe fate, but more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more. I met you in the most beautiful season. A sweet smile is printed in my heart. I sent you a bunch of real roses, and the fragrant petals took my heart away. 23, love is a kind of understanding, love is a kind of pay, love is a kind of intoxication, love is a kind of commitment, love is an ideal, dear, I really like to love you! 24, holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, through this life, holding your hand forever. 25, baby, I love you, take good care of yourself when I am away; No matter how far it is, I must come back to accompany you. 26. Your figure appeared in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, just like breathing, I didn't stop for a second, which made me eat badly and sleep badly. If you make a woman cry, 2 1, the world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose. 2. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart. A tragedy has just been staged on the other side of perfection. All the blood and tears gave birth to a bud in the withered thorns, which will experience seven thunderstorms and then bloom in the humid air. Sometimes, for the sake of love, I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves. 6. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, there was an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass by in a hurry. 7. A person really wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know if there is any desire to chase again. 8. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic! 9. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. 10, I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the worse I feel. 1 1, I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go. 12, mine is mine after all. I will be a passer-by after all. You never loved me. It is destined that you will be fine. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you. 13, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself. 14, if you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life. 15, if you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, then let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful. 16, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stubbornly insist on what you shouldn't insist on. 17, life is only a few decades, so don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily, cry if you want, love when you should, and it doesn't make any sense to suppress yourself. There are two kinds of anguish in life, one is that the desire is not satisfied, and the other is that the desire is satisfied. 18, life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you. 19, you left, with all my love, just saying goodbye. I look at your back with tears in my eyes. I really want to hug you for the last time and say "I love you" again. 20. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covered my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink. 2 1, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted. 22, love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party. How to make a woman cry when she cries! First, learn to cry like a woman and make her laugh and cry. The first trick is: when a woman cries in front of a man, he just needs to have the cheek to parrot-imitate the way she cries-when a woman cries, she will feel ugly, shy and embarrassed, and then she will stop crying and even be made to laugh. This trick is often used when teasing children; Women are actually children in front of men. The principle of this trick can be understood as "fighting poison with poison": since women cry and make men at a loss, then men can apply what they have learned, and in turn use the same trick to make women stop being sad, sad and crying. Second, hug and kiss and block the woman's mouth. The second trick is to kiss a woman on the mouth and make her cry. When a woman cries, the sound comes from her mouth. At this time, as long as you hold a woman's head with both hands and then tilt your head to kiss her mouth, then a woman's crying voice can't come out through her mouth at all, and she can only whine in her throat. How long will this kiss last? Kiss until the woman hits her throat. Stop whining and crying. After the kiss, look into a woman's eyes affectionately until she feels embarrassed to see it-at this time, the woman who keeps you will smile through tears and stop crying. After that, we men should give her a hug and do something ... Third, distract the woman and take her to eat delicious food. Women are essentially foodies. She must have her favorite food and the gourmet restaurant she really wants to go to. If you play too much with your wife and make her cry-then at this time, it is a good idea to seduce her with delicious food and say that you will take her to eat what she wants. This method can be used to distract women. The guardian told her that one second she was crying, and the next she was full of expectation and surprise, looking at you affectionately! Do women have to put on makeup before going out to eat in restaurants? At this time, you don't have to wipe away the tears next to her eyes. The woman will wipe away the tears quickly and draw a beautiful makeup! But to sum up, men will inevitably like to tease their women when they are in a good relationship. If you go too far and accidentally make a woman cry, a man can make a woman cry instantly by "imitating the way a woman cries", "kissing her mouth" and "taking her to eat delicious food".