Which live football commentary is more funny?

The Football Carnival version of PES 8 is the funniest. Download/down?cid=F4BBF1D5198BB35582867C44A80C175DA791BE471·A friend whose mobile phone number ends with XXXX sent a text message and said: My son really wants to be a professional player. His favorite player is Ronaldinho. He is also very similar in all aspects. Ronaldinho... (It’s really hard to mention something...)

2. A friend with a mobile phone number ending in XXXX sent a text message saying: I like your hosting very much Style. I like your hosting of Lucky 52. ??(Huh? I host that show?)

3. A friend whose mobile phone number ends with XXXX sent a text message and said: I also like football very much. The most My favorite team is the Rockets...(Rockets...Rockets? In football...are there Rockets in football)

4· A friend whose mobile phone number ends with XXXX sent a text message Said: My girlfriend’s birthday is coming soon. I want to give her a Real Madrid jersey. What do you think? (Well, not bad. As long as you like it, I think your girlfriend will also like it)

5. A friend whose mobile phone number ends with XXXX sent a text message and said: Please evaluate the current Dalian Shide. Team. (Well... I'm sorry. We don't comment on teams of this level)

6. A friend with a mobile phone number ending in XXXX sent a text message saying: I think the commentator should join in when commentating on the game. Some words such as "Thousands of pear blossoms are blooming", "A long shot of 30 kilometers", "Open the elevator" and the like are more interesting. (Well, I will say more about it in the future)

7·Mobile end A friend named XXXX sent a text message and said: We hope to hire a commentator like Zhou Xingchi. The more nonsensical the commentary, the better. (Well, if you can hire one, we are also very willing)

8 A friend whose mobile phone number ended with XXXX sent a text message and said: I think the Chinese team should hire some high-level coaches like Merino. Don’t hire parallel imports like Horton and Slapp. (In fact, sometimes parallel imports are used. You can also choose good ones)

9· A friend whose mobile phone number ends with XXXX sent a text message and said: I hope that Grosso has made a contribution to the cheers, Grosso has made a contribution! Don't give the Germans any chance. ——The great Italian left back! He inherited the glorious tradition of Italy. Facchetti Cabrini Maldini’s soul possessed him at this moment! Grosso alone represents the long history and tradition of Italian football. At this moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone! ——Victory belongs to Italy, to Grosso, to Cannavaro, to Inzaghi, to Pirlo, to Iaquinta, to Gattuso, to Totti, to Gilardino, to Nesta , belongs to Gianluca Zambrotta, to Buffon, to Albertini, to Tomasi, to Toldo, to Vieri, to Maldini, to Petunia! ! ! Belongs to everyone who loves Italian football