Trying to flirt with girls on a date (71 sentences)

1. I like ***’s mother very much. She is really suitable to be a mother-in-law.

2. I love you more than yesterday, even less than the Ming Dynasty.

3. Crush my love and hide it in all the nonsense I tell you.

4. You are a cute and romantic trouble.

5. I found out that you are a photo fraud, because you look much better in person than in the photos.

6. I feel happy when I see you at first sight, but I feel longing for you when I see you later, and I am still stunned after a long time.

7. Only when I wake up all night and my mind is filled with you do I know what it means to be obsessed.

8. Are you ready to lie down and wait for me to fuck you? I guarantee that I will fuck you until you speak in dialect.

9. Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are hidden in the heart, and you are hidden in the mountains and rivers.

10. If you have the ability to get out of the screen and slap me.

11. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn’t matter who you love.

12. What can’t be escaped should escape into my heart.

13. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from your eyelashes to your dandruff.

14. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you look like you. You can only get top three in beauty pageants.

15. I want to be my husband’s private property and embrace the stars in my dreams.

16. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess.

17. If your breasts are big, you won’t be touched. If your breasts are small, you won’t be told.

18. Understanding is understanding, but I still want to be jealous.

19. I dreamed of you last night. I don’t know whether you missed me or I missed you.

20. The way you eat is so cute. Have you practiced?

21. Your good night can give me a good night's sleep.

22. When I am free, I will sit with you at dusk and ask you whether the porridge is warm in front of the stove.

23. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If you do, do you want to get another one? If not, do you mind having one more.

24. Already alone in the sea of ??people, you are like morning and evening.

25. Spring in Jiangnan is not as good as you, and autumn in Hengshui is not as good as you.

26. You’d better leave, just pretend that you don’t have this little friend like me.

27. Since the first time you said good night to me, I have decided to give you a good night every day from now on.

28. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

29. If you have nothing, I am willing to be your last luggage.

30. I can get around the mountains and rivers, but I can’t get around you.

31. Girl, there is something on your lip, can you let me wipe it off with your mouth?

32. I don’t want to miss the next summer with you.

33. Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are like a dream, not as good as your green hair like a waterfall.

34. There is nothing that cannot be solved with one shot. If so, then two shots.

35. You are a gift from heaven, my belated salvation.

36. When I wake up from my dream, you are the star falling from the eaves.

37. I am so lucky that you are the only heartbeat that remains after I have experienced all things.

38. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you. .

39. When you blink your eyes, you become a star and fall into my heart.

40. I'm fine. The only bad thing is that I want to fuck you! It's so sexy.

41. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

42. In this life, my glory will be inferior to yours three times.

43. Obsession is said under the bodhi tree, and all the clouds and waves are yours.

44. I am a treasure assigned to you by the state and I do not support returns.

45. The other party has applied to be your sweetheart, do you accept the request?

46. In the past, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you, but now I just want to make you happy. Can't get out of bed.

47. Aren’t you going to accompany your girlfriend? I don’t have any girlfriend. Oh? Didn’t you say that you have always had a goddess? Aren’t I chatting with her?

48. Wow, why are there so many bubbles there? Well, I think, they must be so beautiful. .

49. You are an extraneous addition to my stable years.

50. I want to eat you together with the dusk dipped in sweet sauce.

51. Between you and me, there is no need for time to be present.

52. Summer is so romantic. I want to treat it to a meal. If you are free, you can come together.

53. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cat: meow; dog: woof.

54. Are you willing to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you.

55. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way.

56. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage.

57. How much does it cost to sleep with you for one night? Is the bank card enough for you?

58. Why are you so vulgar, always posting selfies, which made me read it several times, and my hands All sour.

59. Others only want to go to bed with you when they love you. I am different. I can do it on the sofa or in the kitchen.

60. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

61. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight?

62. Look at the thousands of worlds, the mountains and rivers, the sun, the moon and the stars, nothing is as good as you.

63. When you were thin, you were in my heart, but when you were fat, you were stuck inside and couldn’t get out.

64. Things must be prioritized, you first, then the world.

65. Don’t be too naughty. Let me tell you, you are looking for sex.

66. I want the stars and the moon, I want the world to surrender, and I want you by my side.

67. The most romantic thing I can think of is to try all the positions with you.

68. No matter where I meet you, I will fall in love with you.

69. Welcome, sir, to the path of no return of loving me

70. My temper is much better now, otherwise you would have been pregnant long ago.

71. I am so straight in the lonely smoke in the desert, and you are the roundest in the sunset over the long river.