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Laughing at each other's high emotional intelligence and vulgar love story copy

Laugh at each other's high emotional intelligence and earthy love story-1. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what? I like you.

2. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

I want to hug you through my mobile phone, instead of thinking about you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. It's good to be without you.

Please don't appear in my dream, I can't afford to wake up.

5. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

6. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

7. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

8. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

9. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

10. "What are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

1 1. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

12. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

13. What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

14. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

15. Do you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.

Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

17. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

18. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

19. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

20. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

Laughing at each other's high emotional intelligence and earthy love story. Once upon a time, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

22. "Every pen of mine is cute" huh? "Because every pen knows your name"

23. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

24. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

25. When I describe you as cute, I think I should be moved.

26. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

27. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

28. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

29. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

30. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

3 1. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

33. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

34. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

35. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

36. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

37. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

38. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

39. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

40. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

A sentence that chasing girls is suppressed by high emotional intelligence.

Pick up hot chicks's simple love story was suppressed by high EQ. The first sentence 1.78 "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

2. "I've seen you in many ways, but I haven't seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

Come here, I want to talk to you one day.

4. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

6. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

7. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

9. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

10. If you don't come, it will snow.

1 1. "I think our friendship can only last until today" Why? "Let's talk about love next."

12. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

13. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

14. "There are two kinds of time". What two kinds? "Time with you and time without you"

15. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

16. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

17. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

18. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

19. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

20. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

Pick up hot chicks was depressed by high EQ. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

22. Will you live next door to my house in your next life, so that we can be childhood friends.

23. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

24. I want to be like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

25. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

26. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

27. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

28. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"

29. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

30. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

3 1. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

32. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

Girl, I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

34. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

35. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, you are still you.

36. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

37. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.

38. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

39. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

40. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

A girl's high emotional intelligence is a necessary condition for teasing her boyfriend's romantic words.

A girl's love story with high emotional intelligence annoys her boyfriend-1. I'm in good health, I can resist the rice bag gas tank, but I just can't resist the same as you.

Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble when I see you in this life.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

6. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

7. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

8. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

9. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How did you get along with me?

10. "I lack necessities" and "What do I lack?" You!'

1 1. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

12. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

13. "Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution."

14. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

15. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

16. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

17. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together.

18.2.3 wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

19. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

20. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

The love story of girls' high emotional intelligence provoking their boyfriends 2 1. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

22. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

23. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

25. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.

27. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.

28. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

29. I want to find Duan and you.

I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

3 1. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

32. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

33. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

34. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

35. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

36. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

37. I am the devil in the world, and now I just want to be the gummy bear in your heart.

38. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

39. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

40. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

The rustic love words of girls with high emotional intelligence flirting with boys (47 items)

The earthy love story of high emotional intelligence girls teasing boys-1. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

There is nothing valuable at home, the only thing I can get is me. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

There is only one reason why I like you, and you are that reason.

My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

6. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

7. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

I want to take you to the amusement park. What park? You are my destiny takes a hand's love.

9. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

10. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

1 1. Why are you dressed like this today? This is just what I like.

12. I just like you, and I mean no harm.

13. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old lady's heart.

14. I like a shop very much Your phone.

15. I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.

16. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

17. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

18. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

19. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

20. I went to grow cotton What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.

2 1. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

22. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

23. I really want to hold you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

24. What song did I sing? Which song is not the only thrill for you?

High EQ girls tease boys' earthy love stories. 25. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

26. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

27. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

28. From now on, I can only call you you, because you are in my heart.

29. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed.

3 1. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

32. I am going out. Where are you going? To find our future.

33. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

34. I want to be with you, even if the front is full of thorns, even if thousands of people in Qian Qian stop me, even if I am white-haired.

35. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

36. I like that you have copied it for two minutes, but you still can't withdraw.

37.i love you.

38. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

39. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

40. "shout. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

4 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

42. What did I take? What about your life?

Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

44. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

45. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

46. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

47. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"