Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - What sentences imitate Lu Xun's style?

What sentences imitate Lu Xun's style?

1, probably sick and can't sleep. I sat up and lit a cigarette. This kind of sadness has no origin. I looked at the two pillows beside the bed. One is mine and the other is mine.

People outside the window are always obsessed with finding the other half, which I have always disdained, but every time I see pedestrians in pairs, I still have a glimmer of hope in my heart. Let nature take its course. It's probably autumn.

I've been alone for too long, and I hope to have a companion. When I was writing an article, she looked at my handwriting; When I was not fussing, I held her hand and looked at her gentle eyebrows. I haven't drunk, but I'm a little drunk.

4. It's probably the age to find a girl. It's been particularly cold at night recently, and my heart is particularly blocked. It's surprisingly cold. Two quilts are a little hard to face the provocation of this winter. Maybe only caring about the right girl can make me feel warm.

I have always been dismissive of holding hands. Maybe I stayed alone for a long time, but it was busy during the day. Every time until midnight, I can't sleep alone. I think it means "autumn has been crisp since ancient times"

6. I'm probably ill. It's always raining recently, and the full moon is gradually blurred. Not only is it cold, but it's even colder in my heart. I can't sleep in bed. I have repeatedly thought that I should not spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone tomorrow.

7. Maybe I have been too idle in recent days. It feels comfortable to go outside and walk in the alley, but there is always a lack of a speaker.

8. When it snowed, I cleared a clearing, set up a big bamboo plaque with a short stick and spread it in the valley. When men came to dinner, I pulled the rope tied to the stick at a distance, and those men were covered under the bamboo plaque.

9. I'm probably forgotten by everyone. My mobile phone rang at noon, but I didn't know it was JD.COM customer service. This is the only phone call in recent days.

10, probably sick, weak, unable to sleep, too lazy to turn it over. In the dark, I turned on the black screen of my mobile phone and suddenly it was a bit dazzling. I clicked on the romance of the Three Kingdoms. It is also a lie to say that there is Yan Ruyu in the book. Most of them are men, and men just have the same name. They looked bored, holding the quilt and closing their eyes. Silently think, the upper eyelid and the lower eyelid are so close, will they be unwilling to separate tomorrow morning? If I force my eyes open, isn't it cruel to hit Yuanyang?

1 1, probably sick, can't sleep, and my cell phone hasn't stopped. When I opened it, I took a look. In fact, there are two short messages, one is mortgage and the other is mortgage.

There are two people in my heart, one is you and the other is you.

13, I have never liked anyone, but the more I see you, the more I like them.

14, I really like you.

15, I'm probably in love with you. I looked at the paper on the table and thought for a long time. When I looked out of the window and looked at the paper again, there were no words on it, and I felt full of love.

16, I put her down, but I seem to be still waiting for her.

17, there is no me in the world. I met you and became the real me.

18, I didn't want to guess the boss with the worst malice, but I really didn't expect his salary to be so low, and working overtime every day became a common practice. It took me a long time to know that my boss had driven me away.

19, here comes another one. The deadline to bid farewell to the venue we have struggled for many years is only this month, so we must bid farewell to the familiar venue, stay away from the familiar old friends and beg for food in different places before the first day of next month.

20. I think this life is like hitting a wall, but I have nowhere to go. The jujube trees in front of my house should be more vigorous this year. I want to pick some dates for Yinghai. With this in mind, I will leave my name in my resignation letter.