WeChat classic jokes

I think everyone has almost forgotten the classic jokes in WeChat, so let’s review them together. Below are some classic jokes about WeChat that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Collection of WeChat classic jokes

1. It’s been a long time since anyone has boasted so freshly.

2. It was dark when I woke up.

3. Don’t think that by inserting your penis into the ground, you are raping the entire earth.

4. It’s hard to start with relatives who are too familiar.

5. You don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette in a pigsty.

6. The wisdom of a wise man is worthless in the eyes of a fool.

7. As long as you dare to die, I will bury you.

8. What a terrible idiot an educated fool is!

9. The sister-in-law who charges for public toilets said to me enthusiastically: Sir, are you defecating or peeing? I charge fifty cents to pee and urinate?

10. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If I want to eat big cakes, I will flatten the steamed buns. If I want to eat noodles, I will comb the steamed buns with a comb!

11. When I was young, I loved to have sex with everyone, and I would drive and get flat tires!!! Every time I walked on the street, handsome guys would turn around or beautiful women would jump off the building!

12. If you want to be rich and raise a young child, Do cadres raise more pigs?

13. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs and people.

14. Question: What should I do if the world despises me, deceives me, slanders me, bullies me, laughs at me, is jealous of me, humiliates me, and harms me? The answer: The only way is to respect him, tolerate him, tolerate him, tolerate him, and avoid him. Ignore him and look at him later.

15. The demo didn’t kill itself after seeing me!!!

16. Think in terms of knowing nothing and knowing everything; think in terms of imminent death and immortality attitude towards life.

17. When I smile, my smile is full of the bohemian temperament of a poet. Behind this bohemianism, there are delicate and warm emotions. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in a choir, and when I lower my head, I look like a profound and elegant noble. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

18. I will pass on my menstrual fluid (experience) to you!

19. No matter how rich the sea is, how big the mountains are, how big the spiders are, how many legs the peppers are, how spicy the mouth is, you are the one. The most beautiful! You play with the balls and cut the penis.

20. I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not mini.

21. Is there a chainsaw in the refrigerator, a pot in the pot, and food in the bed?

22. When I die, I will always remember the joy of being alive.

23. The input and output of love are never proportional. Wishful sacrifices often end up moving you!

24. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu and as precious as Bao. As sensible as Chai, as beautiful as Keqing, as bold as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Sister Feng, and as blessed as Yuanchun, haha?

25. I am dead but in I stood up again in the fire. Do you think it’s Nirvana or corpse transformation?

26. Oh yeah! It’s usually normal and sometimes I get a little nervous.

Who dares to steal my wife? I’ll dig his ancestral grave!

27. It’s just a shame to be gentler than me~!

28. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you do the same You know what a vegetative state is!

29. I can fry your words in a frying pan, haha ??

30. I am purely fictitious. If you encounter someone online, you will be damned!

31. I regard money as excrement and my parents regard me as a septic tank!

32. Beat the earth into a square shape!

33. As a person I feel a lot of pressure as a beast?

34. Why haven’t the old man’s rags come yet?

35. Collect and download porn films that have been prepared for Level 6 porn .

36. Oaths are used to betray promises. They are used to perfunctory love. They are used to replace memories. They are used to commemorate the heart. They are used to bury him. They are used to forget me. They are used to dress up the vicissitudes of life.

37. Life is like a night party but surrounded by enemies.

38. Indications: Too long foreskin, too much foreskin, too old foreskin, too hard foreskin, too old foreskin, too crispy, too thick foreskin, too astringent foreskin, too rough?

39. Baby, etc. I will take you to take a shower after your salary is paid!

40. I am a poor person, please do not rob tombs!

Selection of classic jokes on WeChat

1. I have Burning paper is a trivial matter, summoning spirits, and digging graves is a big matter!

2. QJ the Japanese on the moon, let the people on earth say go ahead!

3. A man says to a woman: Let me treat you to dinner ?The woman replied: There will be no other day!

4. Even if you are poor, you have to stand among the landlords!

5. At the job fair, a beautiful woman came to say hello to me from afar? Haha !Is it you again? I am dumbfounded.

6. Is it necessary to suffer when you see a dime? Just throw it to the begging buddy next to you and make him depressed?

7. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, okay? I Quit!

8. In order to build a harmonious society, let’s do it again.

9. The one who can’t even shoot out a nickel from his asshole with a machine gun.

10. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

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