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April Fool's Day uses divorce messages to cheat people.

April Fool's Day prank message

People are getting more and more stiff, their faces are getting yellow, they are as white as soybean milk, and their lips are like brown sugar. So far, I haven't met anyone, but I must pretend to be strong. When I meet a girl like a wolf, I meet a buddy-I'm still like that.

Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

No matter where you are, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"Good dog, take you for a walk".

The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

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There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

I'm sending you this dime message to tell you that I'm not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. "You have an angelic appearance, a demonic figure, and even a fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

Xiao Lv said to Mother Donkey: Mom, before April Fool's Day, someone sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!