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Texting turtle soup
Tandy: When sharing the latest situation online, the hostess revealed a lot of personal information, including her home address. One day, a pervert inferred her home address from her blog post and hid it in her home. When the hostess was at home, he sent her a message: "I'm watching you." The woman was scared out of the door, and the pervert chased her out of the house. In the dispute, the pervert accidentally killed the woman.
2. I was lying in bed watching the live broadcast and brushed into a dark live broadcast room. The live broadcast room is getting brighter and brighter. I saw the ceiling and then I died.
Tandy: The studio I watched was killing people live. Coincidentally, I was the one who was killed this time. I was lying in bed watching the live broadcast, and the light was off, so it was dark in the live broadcast room. After the anchor came in, he turned on the light, and the live broadcast room gradually became brighter. I could see the ceiling. The anchor who saw my position obviously killed me.
My pants are torn and I know I'm going to die soon.
Tandy: I'm an astronaut. On this day, I wore a spacesuit to perform a mission in space. Suddenly, I found that my pants were torn, and then I was exposed to space without air pressure and oxygen. In a few seconds, I will die.
The female reporter went to the countryside to collect the wind and stayed in a shabby little hotel at night. After entering the room, the light in the room was very dark, and there was a picture opposite the bed. After getting up the next day, she was in a coma for a long time.
Tang Di: A female reporter went to the countryside to collect tourism and stayed in a shabby little hotel at night. After entering the room, the light in the room is very dim. There is a picture across the bed, which shows a man, angular and lifelike, especially his eyes. When she slept at night, she always felt that someone was peeking at herself in the dark, so she decided not to look at the painting as much as possible. The next morning, she walked over and found her scalp numb. It turned out that it was not a painting, but a window.
I wrote a suicide note to my dead sister as soon as I got home. It's easy for me to write a suicide note to her, just write down my feelings of wanting to die.
Tandy: My sister and I are identical twins, but my mother only dotes on my sister and treats me like a dog. One day, I secretly saw my sister break my mother's things in my mother's room, but she took my favorite book, hoping that my mother would guess that I broke it and plant it on me. I feel horrible. If my mother knows that I broke it, I will definitely be beaten to death by my mother.
When I came home from school, I met my sister on the way. I lied to her that my mother had discovered her mistake and would punish her when she got back. But I can exchange clothes with her and pretend to be her to accept the punishment for her. My sister agreed, changed clothes with me and went home first. When I went downstairs, something fell from it and splashed all over my dirty clothes, and my face stuck to the ground.
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