Can I have some funny couples' chat records?

My deskmate fell asleep doing the paper, and put an earth-shattering fart in her sleep, which smelled extremely bad.

Everyone stopped looking at him at once, but he didn't mean to wake up.

Looking at the teacher's livid face on the platform, we all tried to hold back our laughter.

But at this time, the deskmate actually talked about talking in his sleep, only to hear him say, "It's delicious!" " "

When men and women have to sleep in the same room at night, the woman draws a line to warn the man: animals cross the border! ?

The next day, the woman found that the man really didn't cross the line and immediately slapped the man: I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal!

Husband is on a business trip, and a good wife gives her husband a pack of condoms in distress: I can't help it outside, remember to bring a condom. ?

Husband said excitedly: the family is not well off, I still use theirs!

Noodles are ridiculous. One day, I want to play twist, but I dare not, because my best friend jiaozi is right.

Its whisper: big brother, bear with it. I heard that someone survived the frying pan under the twist.

The gangster broke into the house and forced the woman to resist to the death. When the husband came back from the field, he saw that his wife was held down by a gangster, and he suddenly shoveled. He listened to his wife's scolding: "Damn, I resisted for a long time, and you photographed me with a shovel.

A man took off his clothes and showed his girlfriend his biceps, saying that it was equivalent to 50 kilograms of explosives.

He took off his trousers and pointed to his thigh and said, "This is equivalent to 100 kg of explosives.

Then she took off her underwear, and her girlfriend rushed to the door and exclaimed, "Oh, my God! The lead is so short.

A train passed a mountainous area, and all the farmers came to watch it. A female passenger on the bus had her period, but after changing the paper, she still went out of the window and flew head-on in a farmer's face. The farmer took it down and said, the train is fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed.

A family married the bride, all the guests left, and the newlyweds entered the bridal chamber.

In-laws want to have a rest and listen to the bride shouting in the bridal chamber.

Mother-in-law can't, pull my father-in-law to the door of the bridal chamber:

Wife! Wedding night is inevitable, so make do with it! ?

Unexpectedly, the bride was furious and said something super classic:

"Which have such a fool! He-he-he-he just doesn't like it! I just can't stand it! "