What does it mean that my wife hasn’t had an ultrasound tomorrow?

Fei Yuqing is the king of dirty jokes. He recently told a new joke with connotations at the Mars Intelligence Bureau. So what does it mean that my wife doesn’t have an ultrasound tomorrow?

Mars Intelligence Agency

Fei Yuqing, as a dirty little brother, has always been expected by netizens to appear in a variety show with many stains. "Mars Intelligence Agency", as you wish, little brother Fei Yuqing is here! This week's program has invited heavyweight guests - Fei Yuqing, the originator of the driver industry, and rock god Xin have become the new Mars agents. During the show, Xin showed off his bold nature and rushed to the mid-level agent seat to interact with the agents at the beginning, instantly bringing the atmosphere to the audience. Fei Yuqing also made bold breakthroughs in the show, showing many unknown hidden skills to netizens. Of course, the little brother will not forget his old profession, and even told dirty jokes on the spot. Qian Feng's first proposal was that his younger brother Fei Yuqing could never change his singing style. My brother is the most obviously labeled singer. The young man who did not believe in evil accepted the challenge, but was still punished. Old driver Wang Han couldn't wait to ask Fei Yuqing, the originator of the old driver, to tell a joke. Fei Yuqing turned into Fei Yudou without saying a word, and a dirty joke came on the spot. It was indeed a joke. What an experienced driver who drives fast when he disagrees with you!

Fei Yuqing’s joke

The first joke that little brother Fei Yuqing told was about a gentleman who wanted to have sex with his wife at night, but My wife refused on the grounds that she would have a health check tomorrow. After turning off the light, the rejected husband tossed and turned in sleep, lamenting and sighing. The wife couldn't bear it, so she turned on the light. At this time, the husband happily said: Wife, I won't go to the B-ultrasound tomorrow.

What is B-ultrasound examination?

B-ultrasound examination can not only position the placenta and measure amniotic fluid, but also make early diagnosis of multiple pregnancies, fetal development, malformations and mole, etc. diagnosis.

1. Color ultrasound is actually a high-definition black-and-white B-ultrasound plus color Doppler. It not only has the advantages of two-dimensional ultrasonic structural images, but also provides rich information on hemodynamics. Ordinary B-ultrasound is like a black-and-white photo, color B-ultrasound is like a color photo, and three-dimensional B-ultrasound is like a VCR captured by a camera. Four-dimensional B-ultrasound is based on three-dimensional B-ultrasound and adds time dimension parameters to observe the fetus in real time. Dynamic moving images. Ordinary B-ultrasound and color B-ultrasound only see a flat surface, while three-dimensional B-ultrasound and four-dimensional B-ultrasound see a three-dimensional image of the fetus. The front and rear, left and right, up and down of the fetus can be seen, which is more comprehensive, real and clear.

2. Generally speaking, the radiation of color ultrasound is greater than that of black and white B-ultrasound. In the early stages of pregnancy, doctors generally choose to perform a black-and-white B-ultrasound on pregnant women to determine the pregnancy status of the fetus. In the second trimester, in order to observe the blood flow of the fetus, whether there are any major malformations in the fetus, and to detect fetal abnormalities in time, color ultrasound is performed.

How long does it take to have a B-ultrasound during pregnancy?

Under normal circumstances, pregnant mothers should have a B-ultrasound examination in the early stages of pregnancy (around 12 weeks of pregnancy). Pregnant mothers should avoid having B-ultrasounds done too early or multiple B-ultrasounds. If you do a B-ultrasound too early, it may shock the fragile, newly formed embryo, which is not conducive to embryonic development. B-ultrasound in early pregnancy is performed to determine whether pregnancy is and the number of days of pregnancy, to provide a reliable basis for determining the expected date of delivery, and to timely detect whether the embryo development is abnormal.

The second B-ultrasound examination is generally scheduled in the second trimester (around 20 weeks of pregnancy). At this time, there is relatively more amniotic fluid in the uterus, the size of the fetus is relatively moderate, and there is a large space for movement in the uterus. Ultrasound examination has good contrast and can clearly see the various organs of the fetus. More obvious malformations, such as congenital heart disease, anencephaly, hydrocephalus, spina bifida, abdominal wall defects, short limbs, polycystic kidneys, digestive tract atresia, etc., are easily discovered. If necessary, timely treatment or termination of pregnancy can be performed.

The third B-ultrasound examination should be arranged in the third trimester of pregnancy (around 28 weeks of pregnancy), mainly to understand the development of the fetus in the womb and to re-check whether there are fetal abnormalities. Because there are some diseases in the second trimester, B-ultrasound examination may not be able to detect them in time.

If the pregnant mother has not given birth two weeks past the expected date of delivery, the doctor may recommend another B-ultrasound to understand the placenta, amniotic fluid, fetal position, etc., which will help the doctor decide which delivery method is safe.

If the pregnant mother suffers from certain diseases, B-ultrasound examination is more important. The number and time of B-ultrasound examinations during pregnancy should be determined by the doctor according to the pregnancy situation.