Driving a second-hand car, living in a second-hand house and marrying a second-hand daughter-in-law is Degang Guo's cross talk.

K: Thank you. I'm glad to stand with teacher Yu again.

Y: here we go again.

Guo: It is rare for such a good actor to have a conscience.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: Sometimes I go to Deyun Society, go to the theater and see Teacher Yu, but not all the time.

Y: right.

Guo: Teacher Yu Qian goes out twice a year.

Y: huh?

Guo: Qingming once, July 15 once.

Y: good. . Yao, didn't I come out to collect the tribute?

Guo: No, I can't talk here, which shows that you are a good actor.

Y: You won.

Guo: An actor has a complete process from learning to maturity.

Y: right.

Guo: Why?

Yes

Guo: Crosstalk looks simple, just like singing opera.

Yes

Guo: We must work hard.

Y: This is necessary.

Guo: I can't do it without hard work.

Yes

Guo: Get up early and get greedy.

Y: right.

Guo: Go and shout.

Y: practice my voice.

Guo: Go and practice.

Yes

Guo: I'm getting old now, and Teacher Yu still insists on doing morning exercises.

Y: Well, get up in the morning.

Guo: Oh, I got up earlier than Ji and went to bed later than Ji.

Y: You have mastered the rules of life of these two girls.

K: All right.

Y: Nobody talks like that, you.

Guo: I have a wonderful family.

Y: It's good to be at home.

Guo: Think about it. Just this line. Everyone has a happy family.

Yes

Guo: We have to go out and talk to people about cross talk.

Y: I am very busy.

Guo: That's true. My sister-in-law is very kind to him.

Y: my wife.

Guo: Ah, the children are lovely, too.

Y: yes, be obedient.

Guo: Listen, let's be honest.

Yes

Guo: You are a very happy person.

Y: Well, not bad.

Guo: Tell the truth. When can I be like you, my life will be worth it.

Y: So you still envy me?

Guo: Gee, I wish I could be a great person.

Y: oh. .

Guo: I don't think I need anything from others.

Y: Well, not worse than others.

Guo: Really?

Yes

Guo: My height.

Y: Why did you pick this up?

Guo: Nothing. It's hard to judge my appearance anyway. I am a spiritual leader. I said I was myself. I feel wronged not to go to North Korea to be an official.

Y: It depends on the country you choose.

Guo: Let's put it this way.

Y: well, it's over.

Guo: I, I am a person who demands progress.

Y: all right then.

Guo: I hope so. I hope I can be particularly excellent in the near future.

Y: Well, I hope so.

Guo: I wish I had money. This is not an exaggeration.

Y: Well, having money is a good thing.

Guo: Yes, if everyone has money, the country will be rich and strong.

Y: right.

Guo: Is there a rich list?

Y: I know.

Guo: I don't believe in rankings.

Y: Are you dissatisfied with the rankings?

Guo: What's your name?

Yu: Forbes Rich List

Guo: I'll tear you up if you don't accept it.

Y: Oh, what about kidnapping?

Guo: You will know how powerful this business is.

Y: No, just Forbes.

Guo: Forbes list

Y: right.

Guo: I watch it every day.

Y: Why look at others?

Guo: I wish there was me here, but there was never me.

Y: How fresh is it?

Guo: Is it printed wrong?

Y: Remember, it is a mistake to have you in the future.

Guo: When can it be printed wrong?

Y: I am looking forward to this day. What's wrong with it?

Guo: You printed it wrong. I'm here.

Y: What's the point of having you?

Guo: I sympathize with many unfortunate people.

Y: I still sympathize with others.

Guo: Look at many people, driving used cars, living in second-hand houses and marrying second-hand wives.

Y: huh? Daughter-in-law also uses

Guo: What a grievance in my life!

Y: not good?

Guo: But is my life all right?

Y: really?

Guo: Adjust your state.

Y: It's mainly the mentality.

Guo: I want a quality life in all aspects.

Y: that's good.

Guo: Really?

Yes

Guo: I was still watching the performance at that time.

Y: well, it's also true in art. .

Guo: dabbling in music.

Y: good.

Guo: Watching movies.

Yes

Guo: that day, I watched a movie, 20 12.

Yo, this disaster movie.

Guo: I feel depressed after reading it.

Y: Hey, what are you depressed about?

Guo: It was finished before it was printed wrong.

Y: don't think about it. Movies are works of art, not novels.

Guo: I'm serious.

Why do you need it?

Guo: I have to enjoy it.

Y: oh.

Guo: I want to live well. Why did I leave so much money? Spent it?

Y: Spend all the money before 2065438+02.

Guo: I want to get drunk before I get drunk.

Y: just spend money.

Guo: I took the card and ran to the bank.

Y: I went to withdraw money.

Guo: What's the use of keeping money? I took out 2000 yuan, ready to splurge.

Y: you can do it.

Guo: I want to travel around the world.

Y: ok.

Guo: Buy a yacht.

Y: Oh, come on, travel around the world for 2000 yuan, and come back when you get to Daxing, you know. . . Buy a yacht

Guo: I have a monthly pass.

Hello. . Then why not just buy a monthly ticket and get it over with?

Guo: I went to the bank to withdraw money. I'll take 200 first

Y: How are you going to spend this 200 yuan?

Guo: I lost this 200 yuan, and there is still 1800 in Cary.

Y: Oh, I want to spend this.

Guo: I am thinking about life and planning well.

Y: I still want to.

Guo: Well, I went home and had a rest.

Y: ah.

Guo: After a night of kung fu, I was, suddenly, bang.

Y: how about it?

Guo: Every time I open the toilet, I cut it all.

Y: You broke into the public toilet door, didn't you?

Guo: Yes-

Why did you open the toilet?

Guo: What do you mean?

Y: It opened suddenly.

Guo: It suddenly dawned on me.

Y: ah.

Guo: Go and get the money.

Y: oh.

K: Take out the money.

Y: wow.

Guo: I want to live a rich life.

Yes

Guo: I keep pets.

Y: Ah, keeping pets is pragmatic.

Guo: Rich people keep pets.

Y: right.

Guo: Me, find some stars. Hey.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: I love stars very much.

Y: You keep that star as a pet.

Guo: I am an entrepreneur.

Y: Entrepreneurs are stars.

Guo: I always get up at night.

Y: Don't think about Baoxing about your kidney condition.

Guo: Yes.

Y: oh, what? Think of something good.

Guo: Are you being sarcastic?

Y: nonsense.

Guo: You are ill.

Y: You have medicine.

Guo: Do you still want-

Y: Who told you that?

Guo: Well, that's what I love to say.

Y: What a wonderful thing!

Guo: I'll go. I will buy a pet.

Y: alas.

Guo: There is a pet market at the door. I am going to buy a pet.

Y: go and have a look.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, oh, I sold everything.

Y: ah.

Guo: They sell everything. People say we have everything we want here. Well, people keep fish here.

Y: wow.

Guo: Raising birds.

Yes

Guo: Keep peacocks.

Y: ouch.

Guo: Keep that black-bone chicken.

Yes

Guo: Yuanbao chicken

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Keep puppies and kittens.

Yes

Guo: This Yuanbao chicken is also a pet.

Y: Eh, that's different from other chickens.

Guo: Its head and tail are upturned.

Jade: ingot-shaped

Guo: Very cute. I said it was fun.

Yes, yes.

Guo: I can sell chickens on the street in the future.

Y: Why are you so embarrassed?

Guo: What? I'm just having fun. I am very happy.

Y: why do you want to keep it?

Guo: Ang, I said it was good. Chickens of this size are large and small. You can choose from them. We have small ones.

Chicken, running fast, very cute. I said, okay, okay, you can sell it to me so soon.

Yu: Ang

Guo: If eee doesn't sell, I'll give it to you 100.

Yu: 100 yuan is quite a lot for a chicken.

Guo: 200 is not 400. number

Y: wow.

K: 500 pounds.

Y: really.

Guo: I said you must be crazy. A chicken is not for sale in 500 yuan, not for sale. I can't make it.

Y: Hey, what do you need this thing for?

Guo: Buy something else.

Yes

Guo: Buy a puppy.

Y: er, it's more popular.

Guo: buying a dog pays attention to bloodline. By the way, I was too pure when I bought a dog.

Y: why?

Guo: Jingba Gome Tibetan mastiff stone is a string.

Y: Wow, this dog's house may be a mess.

Guo: I like it more and more when I buy it.

Y: ah.

Guo: Beautifying to the extreme.

Y: how to beautify this?

Guo: Looking for a beauty salon.

Y: oh.

Guo: Give us a pair of eyelids.

Y: look.

Guo: Let me see.

Yu: Ang

Guo: How do double eyelids rise and fall?

Y: it's all up and down.

Guo: Our opening here is a great reward. We traded two knives for two knives.

Y: I haven't heard of it. The surgery is also sent.

Guo: I said you beautify dogs.

Y: ah.

Guo: Can I have a perm?

Y: Give your hair a trim.

K: What kind of perm? I said, have you seen Yu Qian?

Y: Hi, why did you mention me?

K: Just like that.

Y: what's this?

Guo: OK, OK, OK. I'm in.

Yes

Guo: Come out and have a look when it is ironed.

Y: ah.

Guo: Why is there no hair?

Y: Well, what do you mean by changing your hairstyle?

Guo: I said, what's the matter? I'm sorry, I'm angry.

Y: ah.

Guo: This is made in a microwave oven.

Y: wow.

Guo: This grandson used to buy barbecues.

Y: I changed this to a chef.

Guo: What can we do?

Yes

Guo: Someone asked me, why don't you give this dog a full face?

Y: Beauty.

Guo: Let's go to Korea.

Y: People there have this technology.

Guo: Er, this is a way (um) to borrow some money from friends to buy a plane ticket, take the dog to Korea and entrust it to the dog.

Yes

Guo: I got on the plane, sat there and fastened my seat belt. I am short.

Y: Just a moment, please. Is the seat belt on the plane so short or short?

Guo: How?

Y: So please fasten your seat belt.

K: It's not the same as a taxi.

Y: nonsense.

K: Ka, that's how I dress. Am I right, sister?

Y: right.

Guo: Yes, yes, the stewardess is happy. In fact, you must wear a seat belt here. There will be shaking during the flight. This kind of thing has happened before.

It is a phenomenon that passengers who don't wear seat belts hit their heads.

Yes

Guo: Anyone who wears a seat belt should sit there as if he were alive. Wow.

Y: Don't sit down, or you will die if you miss.

Guo: I'm too late. I've already flown. I said, God, I'm throwing up and tossing.

Oh, dear.

Guo: I can't spit it out if I tie it up. Where can I spit?

Y: you said

Guo: There is another person sitting next to me.

Y: There is another person.

Guo: This is really good. He sleeps with his eyes closed.

Y: have a look.

Guo: I wore big sunglasses and goggles and went to his heart.

Y: that's disgusting.

Guo: I threw up in his heart.

Y: ouch.

Guo: He didn't respond either, and I'm fine.

Y: I hope you have finished throwing up.

Guo: After a while, the plane landed smoothly and saw him awake.

Y: oh.

Guo: I'll ask him at once.

Yes

Guo: Better?

Y: who is it? This is, will it hurt you?

Guo: He understood. "Okay, what?"

Y: Hey, that's all you can say.

K: That's all I have.

Y: ah.

Guo: I got the biggest cosmetic surgery institution and told people to look at me. You got it? Nod. attending physician

The teacher wears big sunglasses, a mask, a hat and a white coat

Y: It's all included.

Guo: I got the dog in.

Y: drink it.

Guo: Wait outside.

Yes

Guo: I waited for an hour.

Oh, dear.

Guo: I got it, ok.

Y: great.

Guo: After the whole thing.

Yes

Guo: Big ears, two front teeth, dancing to eat carrots and drink.

Y: Why don't you wait for a while? Here, a dog comes out and a rabbit comes out.

Guo: Ouch.

Y: Eat this carrot.

Guo: He changed it for me?

Y: right.

Guo: I said it wrong. Where is my dog? When I wave my hand, that's it. I said don't give me that.

Y: He denied it.

Guo: I tell you, I can finish it. Give it back to me quickly, or I won't finish with you.

Y: right.

Guo: He is very happy. As soon as he took off his mask.

Yu: Ang

Guo: You threw up all over me on the plane.

Hello.