Joking 520’s Moments

Joking about 520’s Moments (225 selected sentences)

With the widespread use of social networks, more and more people are fond of posting comments to share themselves life. What are those comments that are popular in the circle of friends? Below is a list of friends I compiled to make fun of 520 for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need.

Talk about making fun of 520 Moments 1

1. "How are you going to spend 520?" "Skip it."

2. Ugly talents are over 520, and Midea sells air conditioners.

3. Hello everyone, this is my second cup at half price, (oh sorry, I can drink two cups by myself), thank you.

4. It’s going to be 520 soon. If any 250 shows me affection, I will seal his mouth with 502.

5. May 20th is a day of special significance. It is not only a Wednesday, but also the Xiaoman Festival of the 24 solar terms.

6. It’s 520 today. I don’t have anything to give. I’ll just give it to a few people who like to show affection. Leave my circle of friends.

7. 520? If you give him face, he is 520. If you don’t give him face, he is just a Wednesday!

8. Compared with 520, I prefer 502, every drop is firm, Never separate.

9. 520, let me introduce my girlfriend to everyone. My girlfriend is very good. She is not coquettish, not pretentious, not naughty, not scheming, not clingy, not worshiping money, and not violent. , not timid, not squeamish, non-existent.

10. It’s almost 520. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I have dog food here.

11. Last night I asked Yi Yang Qianxi what gift he gave me in 520. He pushed me to the corner, gently put my hand on his belt and said: This year’s gift is for yourself. dismantle.

12. 520, are you short of light bulbs? The kind who sit and eat without talking. I will leave after eating. Really, I can also help you take photos and edit pictures.

13. 520 rents me out, playing the role of your girlfriend who is in a cold war with you. I don’t answer calls or reply to messages.

14. Valentine’s Day is spent alone, 520 is celebrated alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

15. Can WeChat be used for online dating? I can’t uninstall it. My youth can’t be wasted, and my enthusiasm can’t stand the wait. I’m going to be 520 soon. It’s really too late if I don’t find a partner. I want to confess now. You can send a private message, otherwise adding the number on the 19th would be a bit deliberate.

16. It’s a pity that Yi Yang Qianxi can’t come back to be with me on “520” this year, but we still love each other, thank you all for your blessings

17. Today is “520” Okay, do you need someone to play your girlfriend? It doesn’t matter if you have money or not. The main thing is that I love acting

18. I wish my boyfriend a happy "520". I won’t post it privately because I don’t have a boyfriend. .

19. 520 You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I will remember this blood feud first.

20. If you are single, it doesn’t matter. Just call me daddy and we will be a family from now on.

21. Now you only need to transfer 2000 to me. At 00:00 on May 20, you will receive my 1314 and 520 transfers on time. You can take screenshots and post them on Moments! You should have what others have. !I will not allow you to lose to anyone!

22. My partner asked me to spend "520" together tomorrow? Xiang said: No, the zoo won't let me.

23. "520" If no one transfers money to you, you can find me. You transfer the money to me first, and I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2. Cooperate to change the avatar and say sweet words to move you. Damn it, thank you! Just what you need, and I’m just professional.

24. The most touching thing my boyfriend has done is not to disturb me, and he hasn’t shown up yet.

25. A hero doesn’t care about his origin, and being single doesn’t depend on his age.

26. If you’ve been single for a long time, you won’t even like someone anymore.

27. If you don’t fall in love, it’s nothing.

28. Human love is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone

29. An interesting single is worse than a makeshift love.

30. Eating double portions for one person makes you twice as happy

31. As long as I post 520 in Moments, everyone will remember that I am single again

32. We are not suitable You are suitable for someone better, not someone like me who is the best

33. After all, those who want to be rich must not let their feet be held back by love

34. The day of 520 is worth millions. Don't mess with me, you don't know. If you mess with me, your phone will ring as soon as I call you!

35. Don’t be too competitive, be yourself. If you have to compare, then compare who gets up early.

36. It is better to form a universe of our own than to be in the world with each other

37. If you look down on me, then please donate your eyes to those in need.

38. Games can accompany me for a lifetime. If you can too, then I will no longer play games and only play you.

39. If single sisters walk together, whoever holds hands first is the dog.

40. "How do you want to pass 520?" "Skip it."

41. I am not afraid of spending 520 alone, but I am afraid of spending it with someone else with the person I like.

42. Send: your name, the name of your crush, for example: Guo Jing, Huang Rong, to my WeChat and Transfer 520 to know your fate

43. I wish everyone has love and I have money

44. My main ingredient is 99 cute 1 single

45. It’s not that easy to show affection. Single dogs also have their own tempers

46. God is very fair. He will let you celebrate Singles’ Day and will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day

47. I want to go to the movies with my partner tomorrow. Do you have any good partners to recommend?

48. Love can come later, but takeout is not

49. Is anyone collecting idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle.

50. Today, the single flower is still blooming

51. Does anyone need a light bulb? It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not. The main thing is to see it up close. Look at love

52. I am fat and white, with no hope of being single

53. Please move me to the group of parents, relatives and friends. I wish you a happy marriage and a happy marriage forever

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54. The extremes of things must reverse, and the beauty of people must be single

55. We are about to fall in love, and we don’t know who it will be with yet, but I’ll be happy for him first

56. It’s finally over I have been single for more than half a year, and I am starting to have less than half a year left

57. Challenge to be single for 100 days, today is the 25432nd day

58. I will not accept gifts during the holidays this year, only accept gifts Accept a boyfriend

59. I, the great devil, apply to be your gummy bear

60. Just post the transfers to your heart’s content, and I’ll see who I can borrow money from in the past two days. Talking about 520's Moments 2

1. 520? Isn't this the day when I still spend money?

2. My partner said: "Let's go out to play" Xiang said : "The zoo won't let me"

3. Did Yue Lao use my red string to knit long johns?

4. The so-called heroes do not care about their origins, and they do not care about their age when they are single.

5. I wish everyone has love, and I have money.

6. Hello everyone, I am going to be single today and will start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

7. The question of whose boyfriend is the richest in the circle of friends is about to begin.

8. I decided to play Lianliankan all day today, and eliminate every pair.

9. The extremes of things must be reversed, and the beauty of people must be single.

10. I have finally ended being single for more than five months, and can start the remaining six months.

11. The person I will marry in the future, Valentine’s Day is coming on 520, please do less sorry for me.

12. The other person rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

13. I have nothing to explain for being single for so many years. In short, I am so smart that I have no friends!

14. No one is with me during the long night, and I sleep alone in the beautiful morning. .

15. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me turns out to be a single dog.

16. A single boy is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a single girl? A boy who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

17. The single life of most of the year has finally ended, and now the second half of the year begins.

18. I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

19. The deepest loneliness is not to be alone for a long time, but to have no expectations in your heart.

20. A hundred single love songs cannot sing the sadness in my heart. Joking about 520’s Moments 3

1. Let me make it clear that it’s not that I don’t fall in love, it’s just that no one wants me.

2. Does anyone collect idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle.

3. Does anyone need a light bulb?

4. It doesn’t matter whether I eat or not, I just want to see love up close

5. I am not an Oreo , but I could use a dip.

6. I am fat and have no hope of being single.

7. Don’t ask me how I spent 520, I’m very sad.

8. It’s 520 today. I don’t have anything to give. I’ll just give it to a few people who like to show affection. Leave my circle of friends.

9. Ugly talents are over 520, and Midea sells air conditioners.

10. It is a pity that Yi Yang Qianxi cannot come back to accompany me on "520" this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.

11. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be single and poor.

112. Sell it at a high price. I haven’t used my brain yet. It’s private to those who are interested.

13 . Just post the transfers to your heart’s content, and I’ll see who I can borrow money from in the next two days

14. Baby is long or short, baby is single, you don’t care.

15. Challenge to be single for 100 days, today is the 25432nd day.

16. Valentine’s Day Statement: It’s not that I don’t fall in love, but no one wants me.

17. The weather is getting hot, I am no longer single, I am a hot dog

18. Let me make it clear that I am not not in love, no one wants me

19. Mood is like clothes. When they are dirty, wash them and dry them in the sun, and the sunshine will naturally spread

20. What we have to do is to work hard with hope and wait patiently. Good things appear. Joking about 520’s Moments 4

1. Everyone says I’m single, haha, it’s really funny, aren’t we all the same, are you twin?

2. If you If you don't like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

3. No one holds my hand on Valentine’s Day, so I just keep it in my pocket.

4. My boyfriend is very considerate of me. In order not to disturb me, he has not come to see me for more than ten years. This is very heartwarming.

5. I am just an ordinary single genius.

6. You can’t be envious of being beautiful alone.

7. On every romantic Valentine’s Day, there is always no one around.

8. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

9. Valentine’s Day is next week, but you don’t have a partner, which makes you feel sad.

10. Stop being so sad. You are not the only boy who can’t get me.

11. Life is precious, but love is not as precious. Don’t go to meet each other and continue to sleep at home.

12. The so-called hero does not ask about the way out, and the so-called hero does not care about his age.

13. It’s funny that everyone says I’m single. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have two bodies? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

14. You Don't be sad, you're not the only one who can't get me.

15. There are stars in the dark night and a breeze in the mountains. And I am empty-handed.

16. Thoughts from a single dog.

17. Take off your singlet today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

18. No one stands with me at dusk, no one asks me whether the porridge is warm. No one turned off the lights with me, and no one asked me to read for half my life.

19. There is a kind of singleness called “It’s better to be single than to spend too much money.” There is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone.

20. I heard that being single on Valentine’s Day goes better with homework during the winter vacation. Joking about 520’s Moments 5

1. You are everywhere I look. Billions of stars are not as good as you. My future stories are all about you.

2. You can give your smile to anyone, but just give your heart to me!

3. Whether it’s because I’m interested in you or if I fall in love at first sight, I just like you and only you.

4. I want to be your night and my morning.

5. There are no stars or sea in my eyes, only you.

6. What I want in my life is love and freedom, you and gentleness.

7. The days with you are called the future, and the days without you can only be made do.

8. You are my blatant favorite and well-known favorite.

9. Thanks to time, you always love me and I am always here!

10. Many things will make you tired after watching them for a long time, but the more you watch them, the happier you will be.

11. When you are drunk, you don’t know that the sky is on the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams that overwhelm the stars. The gift is ready and I hope you can accept it.

12. Save all the romance and give it all to you when I meet you.

13. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me throughout my life.

14. You are a positive number and I am a negative number. We are both rational numbers. We are a perfect match!

15. I want to hold your hand and go to a place called eternity together, to see the everlasting scenery and taste the taste of the sea and the stone.

16. When I think about you in the future, I feel that this is an earth-shattering event, and I wish the whole world knew about it.

17. I love you and want to write you an IOU. It says, I owe you gentle care for half my life, in installments of one hundred thousand years~

18. I want to You know, there are always people waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, there are always people.

19. I want to hug you across the phone instead of holding the phone and miss you. I want to have you every morning and night instead of you in the photo. There are thousands of love words, but it is better to have you by my side. .

20. Since the day I met you, you have been included in all my future plans.

21. May 20th is a day of special significance. It is not only a Wednesday, but also the full day of the 24 solar terms.

22. Things are passing by, but there will eventually be gentleness and moonlight ahead.

23. The tenderness of life will always run into your arms.

24. There is no tailor-made love in this world. Every little bit of it accumulated over and over lasts a lifetime.

25. The years are quiet and peaceful, accompanied by warmth and warmth, talking deeply and briefly, and walking slowly on long roads. Joking about 520’s circle of friends 6

1. I am the chessboard and you are the chess pieces. Together we are a game of chess that will never be finished.

2. One day, the sky fell in love with the sea, but the air blocked them, and they could not love each other. The sky cried, and the tears fell into the sea. Even if they could not love each other, they would entrust their souls to the sea. From then on The sea is bluer than the sky.

3. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I wish that the loving you will always be romantic, the enthusiastic you will always be young, the sincere you will always be happy, the innocent you will always be happy, the affectionate you will always be sweet, and the infatuated you will always be happy. happiness!

4. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with someone, but it will take a lifetime for me to forget you. .

5. My heart is mine, but what’s inside is all yours.

6. Look, I have a handful of soil in my hand. Do you want to plant it in my hand?

7. The journey of life is slow, let the young man tell it, we hook our fingers and I will protect my wife.

8. These two simple words make people unable to understand and sink them.

9. I am slow and fickle, and I don’t know how to love. You are an accident.

10. I love you, baby, I love you completely, and I wish you happiness!

11. I want to buy an oversized envelope and send you both the candy and me.

12. How about this, we embrace until dawn, believing that feelings are always kind and cruel people will always grow up.

13. It’s cloudy today, so what, I can be your little sun.

14. I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, love you, and grow old with you in an ordinary way!

15. When the magpie stretches its throat, good luck comes. It is your smile that fascinates me.

16. Open the window of your heart, let the breeze carry your breath to stay in my heart for a long time, think of you quietly in the pure white moonlight, the nimbleness of your fingertips, knock open a Deep love.

17. I want you to come close to me, be close to me, hug me, lean on me, hold me, and kiss me; I want you to love me well, and I will cuddle up with you with all my heart. Together, you will find that you and I at this time are the most beautiful scenery in life.

18. Everywhere I look, I see you. Billions of stars are inferior to you.

19. Our wardrobe should not only store clothes, but also make you feel at ease.

20. When you are drunk, you don’t know that the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams that overwhelm the stars. The gift is ready and I hope you can accept it.

21. You are a beautiful scenery. I don’t want to leave after seeing it.

22. The gentleness of the world is timely kindness and gentleness from you.

23. The happiest beginning is not love, but never leaving after prosperity.

24. There is a person who can live warmly in my heart.

25. It’s been a long time since I’ve liked someone like this, the kind that makes me laugh when I think of you.

26. My ambition is not big, I just want to be my sweetheart’s world.

27. Anyway, the future is long, so there is no harm in spending the rest of my life on you.

28. The tenderness of life will always run into your arms.

29. Others just want to tease you, but I want to sleep on the same pillow with you.

30. I am the cup and you are the lid. I cannot live without you in my life. Joking about 520’s circle of friends 7

1. Childhood withered and bamboo horses growing old, from now on everyone I love will be like you.

2. This planet is sometimes fragile, and sometimes I want to sink with you.

3. The greatest act of secret love is to achieve it. You don't love me, but I will help you. True secret love is a lifelong career, don't give up just because he is far away from you. If you don't have this kind of sentiment, don't talk about secret love lightly.

4. I love you, I love you, and I am willing to create a lifetime of happiness for you!

5. Fate allows us to know each other and fall in love; fate allows us to know each other and stay together.

The fate of our past life has destined us to hold hands in this life, to know and cherish our fate, to hold our son's hand, and to grow old together with our son. The vow of love will accompany us throughout our lives, and we will love you forever.

6. I love you, I think in my heart, it’s all you, I think in my mind, it’s all you, I love you, I think about you, I hope you will be happy and happy, and I am willing to accompany you until the end of the world. To the end of the world, I will protect you forever!

7. There are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year, and I only love you for three days, yesterday, today and tomorrow.

8. Let me use my efforts to build your happiness, use romance to achieve your happiness, use tenderness to create your warmth, use care to shape your warmth, and use my life to fulfill the vow of love, so that you can never forget it. Live carefree in the harbor of my love and marry me!

9. I love you! A hundred years of life is too short, and Noah's Ark is too far away. Walking on the road of love is so lingering, but life is still too short. 520, I love you! I will devote my whole life to accompany you: I love you!

10, 520! I love you! iloveyou! I have a love, I tell you please listen: fate follows me and you, love in ancient and modern times, Chinese and foreign; my love is you, love conveyed by text messages; we have been on the same boat for hundreds of years, love for a lifetime.

11. Usually there are many things, I am in a bad mood, life is turbulent, and unhappiness is always there. I want to miss you, miss you, love you, hug you, and think of you. I am so happy. Many, happiness is endless, I say I love you, the sweetness is so strong, for the sake of happiness, I send a text message, I say I love you.

12. Save all the romance and give it all to you when I meet you.

13. I don’t want to be in your eyes, I just want to be your sweetheart.

14. Sit in the sencha and watch the pear rain. The poems and books are you, and the scenery is also you.

15. I have never given up loving you, but it has only gone from strong to silent.

16. I love you, hold you in the palm of my hand, care for you; plant you in my heart, love you; imprint you in my mind, miss you; send you a text message, bless you; wish you Everything goes well for you, you are young and beautiful.

17. When I am alone, I am free but lonely. When I am alone, I am carefree but I miss you. When I am alone, I am happy but no one shares it... Only when I miss you will I feel sweet and warm, dear me. I miss you and I love you even more!

18. It takes a minute to have feelings for someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone. However, it takes a lifetime to forget someone, and you are my life. A person who will never be forgotten for eternity.

19. All the time in my life has become colorful because of you; all the troubles in my life have disappeared because of you; when you are here, there is happiness and hope. You make my heart full of love.

20. The sun sets early, in order to go home to give the moon its halo; the birds return to their nests early, in order to go home to the noise of the mountains and forests; and my heart also sets early I went home in order to meet you in my dream sooner!

21. Let our hearts go together, no matter what lies ahead.

22. I like you without having time to think about it, but I still like you after thinking about it.

23. In the mountains and wild mountains, you are my romance hidden in the stars.

24. The mountains, rivers, and wind are bright and clear. I only want the person in front of me to be you.

25. Because of you, the world becomes beautiful; because of you, life has meaning; because of you, everything is sweet.

26. If love is roses, I would like to be "your rose garden".

27. The wind is transparent, the rain is lingering, the water is warm, the clouds are white, the stars are mysterious, the sea is vast, the earth is boundless, love is eternal, you It's the most precious thing. I love you and will never leave you forever!

28. There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you have me in all four seasons.

29. Give me warmth, give me a place, let me enter your heart and read your story.

30. When I say I love you, my true feelings will never change; when I say I miss you, my true feelings will never change; when I say I love you, my true feelings will never change; when I say I cherish you, my true feelings will never change.

520, I really hope you accept it. Talking about 520’s circle of friends 8

1. The most heartwarming thing is: being with you, I am happy every day; the most romantic thing is: falling in love with you, always being sweet; the happiest thing is: Happy Valentine’s Day with you. 520 Happy Valentine's Day, my little sweetheart...

2. 520 is also known as I love you! According to legend, praying to Buddha for your wishes on May 20th will be extremely effective. I closed my eyes devoutly, turned my rosary in my hand, and prayed silently in my heart: May those who see the blessing be happy forever.

3. Today is the lover's "rob", the rose robs my wallet, and I want to rob your heart, but also your love, and most importantly, I want to rob your person, Spend a romantic Valentine's Day with me... Haha, happy holiday, dear...

4. Love can only be beautiful when spoken, but there is no sweetness waiting for it; love can only be beautiful when made, and there is no waiting for it. The brilliance of love; love can only be unswerving when it comes out, and it will not last forever when it comes out. , love you forever.

5. Innocent youth, pure heart, pure longing, pure fate, pure love, exudes the fragrance of pure flowers in the season of innocence. Internet Valentine’s Day may you be innocent for a lifetime. Pure love.

6. My hand is willing to be placed in yours, and the handshake is as affectionate and sweet as honey; my wish rests on your heart, and our hearts will remain together forever. My eyes are willing to look into your eyes and take a look at the tender time and space... Valentine's Day is here, I wish you happiness.

7. I have been chasing you for centuries after avoiding Mengpo Tang; I missed Valentine’s Day and had no chance to express my love; it just so happens that you listen to my words; chasing you is very laborious, but my heart is very happy; I belong to you , we made a promise in our previous life; we will be happy together forever.

8. To forget the person you love deeply, some people need an hour; to leave the person you love deeply to love someone else, some people rely on fate; to forget the person you love deeply, I will spend my whole life leaving you. After all, I can't take it seriously when I love others!

9. On this unique Valentine's Day, I will wear my vow on your finger for the rest of my life. Even if my life is dull, I will share the joys and sorrows. I will always protect you from wind and rain and spend my days and nights with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

10. It is true that I once loved you; it is true that I still love you. On Valentine's Day, let me turn this love into a trickle of blessings, and sincerely wish you happiness and joy forever!

11. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life, and I am watching the stars all over the sky. your eyes. No matter what the ending is, I know: I love you the most in this life! Happy Valentine's Day!

12. Give love an ageless face, so that your love will last forever; give love a vow not to regret. , let everyone who has loved each other miss each other; give love a vast blue sky, and let the true love fill the world. Happy Valentine's Day!

13. Friendship is beautiful and makes people misunderstand, family love is beautiful and makes people stupid, ideals are beautiful and make people feel tired, beliefs are beautiful and make people haggard, pursuit is beautiful and makes people tired, You are also intoxicatingly beautiful.

14. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering you. Me: Lifetime

15. Sometimes people are really just like the moon in the sky and the lake on the ground. They take pictures of each other only when they are far apart. I miss you very much. For us, the end of the world is just a short distance away!

16. I deeply beg you not to drive me out of your love. I cannot lack your love for a minute. . Only by winning your love can my life be glorious

17. I miss you countless nights and think of the happy times I spent with you. I pray to the shooting stars so that I can be with you in the next life. Meet and fall in love until eternity!

18. If there is love, life will bloom; if there is affection, life will be gorgeous. I hope your smile will always be as bright as this flower.

19. Valentine’s Day is here. If you don’t have a lover, don’t be discouraged. Your destined lover will appear soon.

On Valentine's Day, you can also send your sincere blessings to your friends or the one you once loved.

20. We will inevitably grow old in life, but I will always remember the good times and tender years with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future in life.