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April fool's day teasing friends
Playing tricks on friends on April fool's day. April Fool's Day, I believe many young friends know this festival. Although this festival comes from the west, it doesn't affect the friends in China to celebrate this festival at all. Then let's take a look at some friends who make fun of April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Day pokes fun at friends 1 1 April Fool's Day, and the reason for cheating is justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!
Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!
I was bullied and beaten by you before, but I couldn't beat you; Say nothing but you; Play, play but you. All the grudges left over from now will be returned to you on April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy holiday, don't be angry or stupid!
Those who go home from work are poor, those who go home at eight are drunkards, those who go home at eight are lechers, those who go home at eight are gamblers and those who don't go home are wild ghosts!
On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
Hey buddy, I have a question for you. Everyone says April Fool's Day is the best holiday for you. Are they telling the truth? If yes, please reply to the message, otherwise it means default; Happy April Fool's Day!
Right and wrong are fools, wrong and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!
The "end of the world" has passed, so there is no need to be thankful or surprised. In fact, the Mayan prophecy is that the Maya played a super big joke on us and let us have an "April Fool's Day". Hehe, friends, live happily in the present!
9 April Fool's Day is coming again, and chickens fly and dogs jump; Friends fool around, colleagues love to be funny; Check carefully in the toilet and bring paper towels; There is an invitation on the phone, think about you coming again; If a beautiful woman confesses, caution is a trap; Come back early from work, don't get caught!
I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the softest (see the third word of every sentence). Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1 Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you hope you can run fast; As fast; You are slower than a bear … Answer: You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!
12 I heard that your mouse moved, and all the flies were smoked into the hospital. Just now, I saw your cockroach come to buy a freshener in the supermarket, and the bug also came to buy perfume. Dude, please wash your feet!
13 I ran into you and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"
14 measuring window measuring bed. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.
15 I collected a large basket of short messages for you today, some funny and some funny. In a word, it must be your weapon for April Fool's Day. Let's make full use of it. This day, not only playing tricks on our friends, but more importantly, I still have you in my heart during this busy year. Let you know through this short message that I actually have you in my heart.
16 Dear users, your mobile phone currently has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone!
17 attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.
18 I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!
19 Please read the following numbers quickly: OK, baby, this is your bone!
There is a bright lamp in front of the window. Suspect that a thief has come to visit, rub your eyes and look carefully. It turns out that you are busy under the moon, and you are very sad in the face of this scene, and your eyes can't help crying. You sent a message to your heart, poor dung beetles!
The reporter of 2 1 asked:' Mr. Tang Yan, who is your best disciple?' The Tang Priest murmured,' Wukong acted arbitrarily, and his sister's bones were killed by him, and Bajie was lewd. He also molested his spider sister, but he was a little silly, so he giggled at the phone again.' Hehe, April Fool's Day, may you be happy and always smile!
A group of plainclothes appeared again today. Close your eyes and accept the warning: your mobile phone is about to be detonated due to hacking into the signal system. Please remove the battery of your mobile phone immediately and throw it five meters away. Remember!
There is a once-in-a-century fate, a heart-to-heart yearning, a love that will never change until death, a love that is haunted by dreams, a heartfelt greeting, and a fool will read the information! It's over. What are you looking at?
Are you two or two, two is there, no three no four! Your holiday April Fool's Day is coming, I hope you don't: abandon yourself, feel sorry for yourself, be selfish and do it yourself; I hope you: boast every day, guide every day, play every day, entertain every day and be free every day.
25 "The world is bustling, all for profit; The world is bustling and famous. " Dude, you're amazing. "Good luck" and "infamous" are both fame and fortune. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you happiness.
The short messages of 26 April Fools' Day have spread, and there are funny voices everywhere. There is an ingenious way to make flowers, and I was cheated unconsciously. A fool was eager to rush ahead, but suddenly he woke up and realized that he had been cheated. I wish you a wonderful life. Happy April Fool's Day!
Honest people are beginning to understand today, even joking. You don't lie when you talk at ordinary times, but you lie today. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, and fools won't get angry. April Fool's Day is here. May you be ecstatic with happiness!
When you go out to the east, you will see people bite dogs; If you go out to the west, you will meet the police and be afraid of thieves; Go out and walk south, and you will find that fish are not afraid of hooks; Go out and walk north, and you will see the chicken teasing. At this time, touch your head quickly. Why are there mistakes in the world? It's all because you forgot me and fell under a spell. Reply to the message manually, and normal life will come soon! Hurry up! Happy April Fool's Day!
A person cannot covet comfort, a nation cannot covet comfort, and a country cannot covet comfort. Those who love ease are doomed to play with things; A nation that yearns for comfort is doomed to decline, without vitality and creativity; A country that loves ease will inevitably be eliminated and abandoned in the increasingly fierce international competition; Dude, don't lie comfortably in the pigsty, get in touch and take you for air!
April Fool's Day teasing friends 2 1. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Uncle, lend me the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.
2. Remind you before April Fool's Day: Fools should be thorough, don't be popular with fools, the whole person should be hidden, and the plan should be careful. Cheating depends on short messages and sending a lot. Fudge is purposeful, fudge is meaningful, and fudge is unprecedented.
The calm lake reflects the beautiful sunset in the distance, and a group of happy children are playing tirelessly on the beach. What a beautiful picture. At this moment, you suddenly appeared, startled me and thought: Why is there a little turtle in the lake?
4. Today is the weekend. I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, enlighten me when you forget your troubles, treat me to sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!
5. Goodbye and dance; See you again, jumping up and down; Seeing you again, smiling; Goodbye, seven arches and eight warping; Seeing you again, yelling ... I told you to take off your clothes before reading the message. Is this an electrostatic reaction?
6. Listen to Xiao Zhang saying that you are courageous, and listen to Xiao Li saying that you are honest. According to Xiao Wang, your selfishness is minimized and selflessness is maximized. Then how can I describe you? Not a person.
7. You are a romantic figure through the ages, swallowing Wan Li like a tiger, and you are the only hero in the world; Looking for you in the crowd, suddenly looking back, you are hiding in the corner and snoring.
8, the wind lifts your long hair, you look more chic; The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent; You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. This year, there is no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!
10, it is a happy thing to miss you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is how to return a responsibility!
1 1, Xiao Lv said to Mama Donkey: Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, pigs will come back, we are donkeys, and we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!
12, today is April fool's day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!
13, I pay attention to texting. If the other person is smart, lie to him. If a humorous person makes fun of him, I will remind him not to be fooled. April fool's day is coming, so be careful when you receive text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!
14, how nice! I want to wish the New Year and celebrate New Year's Day. Want to bless spring and celebrate the Spring Festival; I want to wish a full moon and a Lantern Festival. Want to bless your lover for Valentine's Day; Want to bless beautiful women, there is Women's Day; Want to bless labor, there is May Day; Want to bless children, there is Children's Day; Want to bless young people, there is Youth Day. I want to bless you, haha, and April Fool's Day! Happy April Fool's Day!
15, all the festivals have been forgotten, and I have to send you a message on April Fool's Day. A short message, a greeting, a happy life; A short message, a greeting, a well-meaning prank: Happy April Fool's Day!
16, send me a short message about the fool you met or saw today. I will choose the most interesting one in the evening and charge him 100 yuan, believe it or not! Happy April Fool's Day!
17, I often remember that at sunset by the stream, you opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but didn't spit out tears. You have a mobile phone in your hand, a mop on your head, humming a fool's song and dancing with a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
18, good flower season is in full bloom, good words come every day, good things are in front of us, good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged, and kind-hearted boundless love is rich. If everything is thought over, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
19, the greeting is not a greeting, you should lower your head and fool the whole person. On this day, everyone can play, the program should be fresh, the brain should be quick, and the friends should be happy. Look back! Look back! Read the first word of each sentence three times in a row, which is my April Fool's Day blessing to you!
20. Ring the bell of April Fool's Day and let your thoughts stretch in the play; Send a teasing message to make happiness sing in the festival; Bless a sweeter life and let happiness grow in life. Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day teasing friends 3 1. If we burn incense for one year, we can meet, burn incense for three years, we can get to know each other, and burn incense for ten years, we can cherish each other. Then I will convert to Christianity!
2. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
3. With the creation of Pangu, the evolution of apes has a play; With Oracle Bone Inscriptions as the letterhead, history will come alive; With Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Chamber has only been circulated for centuries. With my short message, I know that pigs can read mobile phones! Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!
I will wait for you at your door. I have a lot of things in my hand, and I'm going to have a good night. Come and meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.
5, a bell reminds people to wake up, wake up and sleep in a beautiful dream, open it in a hurry, it will show that it is late, and quickly run out. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Idealism says, "If I say you are a pig, you are a pig." Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." In a word-you are a pig.
7. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, as long as you keep reading. You can learn it after ten times.
8. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!
9. This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes!
10, faint thoughts, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, and I don't always miss you when I face you! I hope this special season, special day, send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!
Classic recommendation of teasing friends on April Fool's Day.
1. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.
2. Has anyone ever told you that your looks are unique? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
3, like a little love, happy life is helpless, you are there between work, you think someone is there, walking in the street and seeing people are not good, I have been pulling my head out, happy April Fool's Day!
4. Being late for work, jokes are not funny, love is tasteless, and promises are unreliable. Dear friends, April Fool's Day is here, and everything is a joke. It's good to have a fight. Have a nice run!
No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Before it comes, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
You are listed as a suspect in five murders, and the police ask you to assist in the investigation. The five major murders are: you look funny, you are cheerful, you are at a loss, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Today is April Fool's Day. I wish you a big prize in the lottery, a beautiful woman like a cloud, a good wife at home, and all the best except fools! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
8. I want to tell you that you are stupid. You are obsessed with love, treat your friends well, rush ahead when you encounter difficulties, always give benefits to others, silently dedicate yourself and work hard for yourself. So you are still a wise SHEN WOO! Happy April Fool's Day!
9, the work is relaxed and not tired, the income soars, the lovers line up, and they are full of energy every day. Happiness goes hand in hand, and all troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!
10, couples fly far away, and people are virtuous and of high quality. This means that you will be who you want to be. Now I finally know why you like orangutans so much!
1 1, you keep a low profile, live a simple life, have a simple mind, and don't need rhetoric. You are a rare honest man. Fortunately, I listened to my mother and didn't have puppy love. Otherwise, I ... I fell in love with you so boring. What a terrible thing!
12, are you at work? Are you tired? There is one thing that I have been holding in my mind for a long time. After careful consideration, I decided to tell you. What I want to tell you is that … there is still some time before work.
13, the secret of telling friends not to be fooled: Every April Fool's Day, you are mentally prepared, edit a few short messages early to fool others, and you will be prepared when you receive the short messages, and you will be happy. Friends remember that bragging fools don't pay taxes this day.
14, forget all the troubles and sorrows and keep the happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.
15. To be a man, you should leave a place for a fool, do stupid things, live like a fool, and do stupid things with a career. I found you playing with water today, a fish that escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!
16, the heart of fools is indispensable, and the heart of preventing people is indispensable. Today is my treat! By the way, today's April Fool's Day, don't trust anyone who invites you to eat, drink and have fun, and ignore anyone who invites you to work overtime for a meeting. This is a lie! Trust me!
17, the above said, we should eliminate handsome guys and beautiful women from all directions and fields, fundamentally eliminate unstable factors and safeguard world peace! Try to escape as soon as possible. Who told you you were so attractive? Happy April Fool's Day!
18, it takes one day for sunrise and sunset, one month for full moon, one season for flowers, one year for four seasons, and a lifetime for loving someone. Caring for a person is a word: it's cold, don't forget to put more grass in the nest!
19. If you love me, treat me well. If you never loved me, make it clear, I can understand. If you have to ask me if I love you, then I can tell you, in fact … I have never loved you!
20. There are plenty of grass in the sea, and there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!
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