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I have all the tricks, but I’m not willing to use them on you.
If you have such a kind of person around you, I suggest you cherish it: someone who is willing to spend money and pay for you, but is not willing to use tricks on you. A person who knows all the tricks meets someone who makes him unable to use any tricks. This is probably a kind of romance.
If sincerity is enough, routine doesn't matter.
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During the Chinese New Year, at a class reunion, after dinner, everyone decided to play a few games. The card king, Lao Huang, was excited to be the first to serve, and her girlfriend Xiaoyou also came. He said he wanted to have a discussion with a few of us and sit opposite Lao Huang.
After several games, Lao Huang, who had never lost in poker, lost one after another.
Everyone teased him and said, "Why, the girl is here and her poker skills are gone?"
He touched his head and said, "She is here and she still fights against me. , How dare I use tricks to deal with her, no matter how many tricks I have, it will be useless, not to mention that as long as she is happy, it doesn’t matter how many times I lose.”
Tsk, tsk, tsk... This New Year’s Eve is still acting like a dog. grain.
A person who knows all the tricks meets a person who makes him unable to use any tricks. This is probably a kind of romance.
2
If you are the one I have been waiting for for a long time, then I am willing to be tricked by you.
My sweet-faced bestie told me about the process of her husband chasing her, while I ate a lot of bitch on the side. As my best friend said, true love is not the result of a routine, but using each other's routine to bring him an unprecedented world.
His best friend recalled that when they first met, he was afraid that he would not be able to get the first parking space at the station exit, so he went there five hours early to wait for her, before she got on the train.
She said that what warmed her was not his behavior at the time, but that he told her a long time later that she was a roadie. When they met for the first time, he was afraid that he would not be able to pick her up, so he waited for her five hours in advance. .
Another time, a few of them went to Inner Mongolia. She was driving, and her husband was sitting in the passenger seat. A friend in the car was eating melon seeds. She casually said that she wanted to eat them, but he didn't say anything. I peeled a handful of melon seeds for my best friend and fed them to her one by one.
(I get goosebumps when I think about the scene of a 1.8-meter tall man nestling in the passenger seat and carefully peeling melon seeds one by one for the female ticket taker. This is the rough guy I know. Man?)
As my best friend’s husband said: “Doting her like a daughter is the deepest routine in my life.”
When you meet the right person, any routine It’s just that I really like it and can’t help it.
3
Ono came back with an ice cream in his hand.
"Why, why don't you go to the toilet and buy yourself an ice cream?" Tiantian asked deliberately.
"It's not like you don't know that I don't like desserts." Ono said as he handed it over.
"You just ate one and you forgot?" Looking at the sweet ice cream Tiantian, he still couldn't resist the temptation and took it.
"No, I haven't eaten it. Don't you want to eat it? I just remember that you want to eat it." He deliberately pretended not to remember.
Tiantian got knocked after taking one bite. There was a ring hidden in the ice cream.
"I went to the Guangdong Gold Store to use the gold I saved in Gold Digger to exchange the same weight for our money. Women's Day is coming soon. I hope you will always be a happy little girl. Woman." Xiaoye looked at her.
She was so moved that she didn’t know what to say. You never gave me a gift, so you were holding back this big move.
Our love does not need others to say anything, love only belongs to ourselves.
Conclusion:
In this world full of routines, I hope you can all find that person who is reluctant to use routines on you. I also hope you will cherish those who are willing to be tricked by you. Routines may win people's hearts, but remember that only sincerity can be exchanged for sincerity.
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