Network classic swearing sentences

1, your bed is screaming every night, is it because you experience too well or * * is too slutty.

2, you talk like a fart, fart still smells, you don't even have a taste!

I throw you into the garbage, I'm afraid you will insult the garbage!

You don't have to emphasize that you are telling the truth every time you lie.

5. Who are you going to kick out? What's your look now? Really make your ancestors in the underworld restless!

6. A new life like you can still live on the earth for so many years! I have to admire China, Linda has all kinds of birds!

7. It is not necessarily a person who can wear a vest. Is pangolin a person? Is the tortoise a person?

8. An imbecile with a brain defect can still graduate from primary school. Your ability is extraordinary!

9. Bitch is melodramatic, and the brothel door is open for you, waiting for you to be a bitch there!

10, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

1 1 You shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

12, I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me.

13, remember not to use your rude words in the future, just like letting me freeze your character.

14, you eat and sleep all day, just like a pig in a pigsty.

15, you are an unknown fertilized egg from the three realms.

16, when you want to lose something, please think about it and don't lose face. ? On trash cans and dustbins in Chengdu

17, stand by and watch the pigsty, all the pigs in the family think you are ugly.

18, only beggars dare to fuck you. You are so pathetic.

19, one person scolds another person: "I really want to spit a shit in your face!" "

20. I'm not interested in you, even a glance will make me feel upside down.

2 1, you are not worthless, your nose is like a medal of honor; I think your nose is in the wrong place. You should change it with your mouth.

22, your mother shed tears when she was laid off, and * * went into a nightclub to eat and sleep with people. The salary has doubled!

23. Don't always look at me with confidence, okay? I really don't want to insult this pile of dirt under my feet.

24, you scold me, I don't listen, your mother is white, white and black claws, pulling your father's underpants.

25. Some people are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

26. Your left face sticks to your right face. Subtext: I'm shameless when I'm too thick-skinned.

27. You look like an elf, with swollen ears and blisters, distiller's grains on the nose of garlic, cracked arms and legs, and a toad in your mouth.

28. Are all your relatives shit people? I can't believe you are so indulgent.

29. Did your mother think you were so cute when she gave birth to you? Did she think you were so beautiful after giving birth to you?

30. Once you slip, you become a big cripple, and then turn around and flash your waist.

3 1. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

32, the same origin, how can the gap be so big?

33. You are the first person I admire. The head and functional toes are exactly the same.

34. Those who want to decorate their own shortcomings with Xiao Zhi's big picture are happy to take it, so as to clamp the mouth of the world, and then they are not. Otherwise, it's hard to tell if it's a lie just by looking at it.

35. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

37. Really really embarrassed to the extreme, regardless of day and night.

38. Your coquettish grandmother looks like an old sow who has just been gang-raped. Nobody wants it.

39. Your mother's hairstyle doesn't match her face, her face doesn't match her body shape, and her body shape doesn't match her legs. It looks deformed at first glance.

40. You son of a dead turtle, you drank too much at Sanlu?

4 1, while cooking, a crab pushed out of the pot and said to you, "I'm hot!" "Answer: If you want to be red, just endure it. ...

42. It doesn't matter if you don't turn your head, just don't get into the water.

43. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

44. You didn't know that your mother gave birth to you, and you were angered by the world.

45. marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

46. The world is already so difficult, why should we show our IQ?

47. The word bitch doesn't deserve to be used on you!

48. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

49. Do you know how much I like watching you? It's painful not to see your shrew sister for a day.

50. Changing a woman is more diligent than changing a period mat. Sooner or later, you will have dysmenorrhea, scum.

5 1, Yangyin became famous in Yico Zeng. Where's your mosquito sound?

52. It suddenly dawned on me that your true love was given to Bajie.

53. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

54. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

55. Your upper part is full of wrinkles and your lower part is full of cheeks. The whole thing is one person's plan!

56. Are you fucking shameless? You are crazy, no blood, no tears, angry, cold-blooded, and a primate.

57. Do you know what shameless means? Do you know what it means to be a mean person?

58. You walked around 1 and scared a row of teaching buildings. You turn around at 2 o'clock: landslide, water flowing backwards. You turn around at 3 o'clock: Halley's comet hits the earth. You turn 4: Yao Ming plays table tennis instead.

59. After such a long time, you know better than I do how I treat you. I am measured.

60. A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

6 1, when you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. When you are naked, you are wearing a sack, a lid, underwear, a belt and a tie on your head.

As far as you are concerned, you have to give a speech in a mental hospital that day.

Go ahead, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

64. Let some people get rich first, then eliminate those who can't get rich, and finally achieve the same prosperity.

65. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You almost fell in love with your mother.

66, you are really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, is the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

67. You and the pig must be close relatives. Otherwise, you have all the specialties of pigs!

68. I remember two years ago, you used to be my lover, right? I admit you were great this time. Call someone to hit me? Am I scared?

69, your brain cramps, cerebellar knots, abnormal central nervous system, camels giving birth to donkeys, strange species.

70. Isn't it shameful not to show off your strength in front of me?

7 1, I really don't know how the mentally retarded hospitals in the world are opened. There is such a brain-dead person who appears here without treatment.

72. So you are a three-legged toad. No wonder your walking posture is so stylish!

73. I'll give you a dime. Please give me change. Thank you.

74. It seems that Lei Feng's younger brother is called detonator, so your mother is called, and your father is called Laser Bao?

75. This extreme way makes me dislike you even more. Before you, I didn't know that people are sometimes not people!

76. What you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

I thought you were looking for someone. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

78. It's a pity that people like you don't be a shemale. Welcome to Thailand.

79. People who have been bitten by dogs won't get their dogs back, but you shameless dog, I've really only seen this one in my life.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

8 1, you hit me, I'm not afraid, I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad shot three times with a machine gun just like you!

82. Poisonous women who can only play tricks and tricks and harm people should not still exist. You should hang yourself from a tree.