The routine question and answer of the deceiver

The routine question and answer of deceivers, it is definitely the best choice to have a routine occasionally in chat. Let's take a look at the following deceptive routines.

First, the routine question and answer of deceivers.

1. Are you my best friend?

be

I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends.

2. What are you doing

I am chatting with the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'm sorry to say that.

But she hasn't answered me yet, so I have to talk to you.

Honey, I want to lose weight from today.

What's the matter, baby

Afraid that you will abandon me in the future

Then I have to throw it away, too

I had a dream last night.

What did you dream?

I dreamed about you. Get up in the morning, my pants are wet.

Have a spring dream again

Dreaming that you took off your makeup scared me to wet my pants.

5. Can the wife sing auspicious three treasures?

Yes

Shall we sing together?

okay

You start first.

dad

alas

6. What is the roaring dog in the sky and what is the god in the sky?

I am a dog.

7. Say "Yes" ten times

Are you different from a pig? Quick answer

not have

8. Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?

Use your right hand.

We all use paper.

9. Honey, do you like playing with water?

I like it.

Then wash the dishes.

10. I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig.

I'm not a pig.

Look, you forgot.

Second, the problem of deceptive routines.

1. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

You can't have a cat if you are pregnant. If you have toxoplasmosis, you can get rid of it by going to the pet hospital for a test. Doctors say that not only cats, pigs, cows and sheep will be infected with toxoplasmosis. And the proportion is higher than that of cats ... and cats are only infected with Toxoplasma gondii once in their lives. Most people who have been infected with Toxoplasma gondii have never had a cat in their lives.

5. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. I am rich, but I am still alive. In fact, it is an agreement between soldiers, mutually assured destruction. Everyone I agreed with has gone. How can I live now? I am married now.

6. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

8. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

9. You can't have a cat if you are pregnant. If you have toxoplasmosis, you can get rid of it by going to the pet hospital for a test. Doctors say that not only cats, pigs, cows and sheep will be infected with toxoplasmosis. And the proportion is higher than that of cats ... and cats are only infected with Toxoplasma gondii once in their lives. Most people who have been infected with Toxoplasma gondii have never had a cat in their lives.

10. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. The original sentence is "life and death are rich, you can tell your son." Hold your hand and grow old with your son. I am rich, but I am still alive. In fact, it is an agreement between soldiers, mutually assured destruction. Everyone I agreed with has gone. How can I live now? I am married now.