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You'd better stay away from me in the future. I have made it very clear that what everyone needs is a good sister who can often make everyone laugh, not a beautiful woman who makes people shine like me.

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After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother smiled without a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. It is so boring.

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I turned down three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. It's a little lonely to watch them leave. I can only say sorry silently. I really can't afford your real estate, insurance and wealth management products.

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I'm so tired, I want to bring a lucky netizen to help me carry everything.

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Actually, I'm just like any other princess. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knight has to pay a distribution fee, some for three and some for five.

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I often wonder if I have too many pictures, and every photo is different. Later, I realized that this is not surprising, because I am a changeable woody cherry.

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I don't have the talent to dance street dance for everyone.

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When someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and start hitting him from 10 to 7. He won't think of it.

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I don't have much time? Actually, I'm not like you. Well, your staple food is rice and I can only live on the pearl essence in the sea? It's too hot outside. I am a mermaid. Will I die? Can you bring me a cup of bubble tea?

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Originally, I wanted to eat my sadness bit by bit, but I ate it into meatballs bit by bit.

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Love beans military management body, postpartum care body.

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Some people say my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why are you stewing bone soup in a circle of friends?

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I am a girl, why should I fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? My life is only timi. Why should I fall in love? Is my leg hair longer than my father's?

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Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

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You asserted that it was windy today, and those who didn't give me enough words didn't share it.

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I added a boy today, which is really super polite. The most important thing is super filial piety. The first sentence is about family. He asked me to talk about your mother.

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Just now, I went through a girl's circle of friends.

I fell in love with her and thought she was cute.

Go out and see who it is.

At first glance, it's myself.

I'm sorry/sorry/feeling bad/unable to control myself. ...

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I am versatile. I have a lot of cute expression packs and a good temper. I send sand sculptures to make you laugh every day. I'm perfect. I envy you having such a good friend.

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Don't wait for the depths of the desert to think of water, don't wait for the biting cold to think of fire, and don't wait for others to take off their bills to think of me. Call my wife now, love can't stand waiting! ! Were you there when you saw the private letter? Let you experience the feeling of having a girlfriend.

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I can't stay. I went downstairs for a walk. When I came back, the doorman wouldn't let me in, saying I was in danger and wanted to isolate me. I didn't have a fever or cough, and I didn't go anywhere else. Why don't I let me in? The doorman told me that the most charming things are also the most dangerous.

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Don't reason with girls, just like her and don't like her. Don't look at her little eyes blinking, but her little head can't figure anything out.

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Little sister, don't bask in the sun online. It is right to study more and improve your knowledge. Let me test you a common sense question. What's your micro signal?

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I really convinced some girls in my WeChat that when I think I look good, I will take selfies every once in a while. I am really speechless. If I want to send it, I will send it every day. I want to have a look. Please.

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The wind messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

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I'm scared every time I walk at night after work.

It's so dark and I look so good.

I'm afraid others won't see it.

May my little baby.

Can you be gentle?