Humorous SMS on Singles Day.

1, Singles' Day is here. Fortunately, it is not my holiday, but yours. Fortunately, I sent you care and made you feel a little warm. Come on, don't celebrate this festival next year!

At this time, bachelors love to make a fortune. Take the bus when you come out and go in. A bachelor drinks when he has wine, and a bachelor smokes, and his pocket money will never be spent. Singles' Day is coming. You should stay single. I want to date my girlfriend.

3. I am the head of the "*" clan. Any single person who receives this news can stay in our clan's double team for free on Singles' Day and get a permanent happy residence permit.

4. In the naked marriage, I said that I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age; Singles Day says I have money, flowers and time, but I need someone to say goodbye to my bachelor and accompany me to my old age.

5. There is essentially no difference between a bachelor with acne and a bachelor with acne in the old age. Youth is like a bachelor. You see more, but you don't live much. Today is World Youth Day, and tomorrow is Singles Day. Have fun!

6. Today is Singles' Day, reminding single friends to be a noble bachelor if they want to do it, and not to attract wind and butterflies; A pure bachelor will not wink at random; A bachelor who is free from vulgar tastes does not hook three and take four. You hear that, bachelor?

7. If love is an investment, I hope yours is fixed; If love is a passbook, I hope yours is dead; If love is algebra, I hope yours is infinite. Singles' Day is over. I wish you a sweet and happy love.

8. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish all male bachelors find a dear, loving and deeply loved person to bid farewell to singles on Singles Day; I wish all female bachelors find someone you love and love to bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute!

9, at night, I can't afford to be quiet; Moon, round without stars; Stars, bright without a flaw; You, lonely with no one to accompany you, hee hee, then let my message be your partner. Happy Singles Day!

10, smiling, laughing at the preference of men over women over the old, laughing at the bachelors in the world; A big belly should contain true love, false love, deep love and shallow love. There are many kinds of love in the world. Happy Singles Day!

1 1. Find your own happiness and embrace a better tomorrow. A person is God's test for you, and happiness is the final conclusion! Happy Singles' Day, I believe that love is in the future one day.

12, Singles Day is coming. When the leaves leave the tree, the tree becomes a bachelor. When the weather is cold, snakes hibernate and freeze into bachelors. Don't be lonely this holiday. There are thousands of bachelors in the world, so why bother?

13, rain or shine, as long as you are healthy and happy; Whether traveling or at home, as long as peace is happiness; Singles' Day, whether single or in pairs, has its own advantages, as long as you are happy!

14, Singles Day is coming, don't be sad. Being single is as good as being single. You don't have to get paid every month, and you don't have to worry about the time of the party. You can sleep late in the morning, and you can also have a broad vision and endless freedom!

15, Singles Day Notice: Dear Singles, pay attention! When you meet a beautiful woman, you should be emotional, when you meet a handsome guy, you should be emotional and put your feelings into it. Don't be affectionate to people, and you can't always be cruel to people. May you meet the truth in the festival.

16, another year's Singles' Day, happily tying the knot, single men and women come to meet, dance happily to choose the right one, wave the glow stick in their hands, the princess and the prince become partners, dare to ask when the gentleman will arrive, and don't wait for the spring to report.

17, don't have ideological burden, and strive to pursue your own ideals; Don't worry, get up and continue if you fail; Don't be burdened by thoughts, and actions will have results. Singles Day, cheer for love! You are the next successful person.

18, who wants puppy love, but it's too late? Who sighed on a blind date and never came back? Whose bed only has bright moonlight, and no one reminds him to add clothes? Single. Singles' Day is coming, and friends are working hard to get an early "*".

19, bachelor is bitter, bachelor is lonely, bachelor is not cooked. Cry by yourself, sleep by yourself, it's cold and no one covers you. I won't be stupid, I won't be drunk, and it's hard to remember the mood of a bachelor. Singles Day is coming again. I hope you will be accompanied for the rest of your life.

20. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. I am willing to convert to Christianity for the happiness of the next life!