Qq automatically replies to 79 sentences.

If you need me, please shout!

Please don't leave me before I leave you.

Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.

Sorry, the network is disconnected, please resend.

6. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

7. The owner is streaking and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

8, but you have to buy me a slice, I want tomato flavor!

9. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

10, I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!

1 1. The subscriber you called is being sorted. Please call again later.

12, I'm in a daze, but I'm not here now. If you are slow, look down.

13, what did you say? I still haven't heard it. would you please say that again.

14, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

15, I'm hitting on another MM(GG), and I'll hit on you when I'm done!

16, alas! You are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

17, very impressive. But what is more powerful is the Tang priest type, which is sticky.

18, temporarily leaving due to force majeure, please wait patiently.

19 * * *&%RMB # # @%&,OK, that's settled.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded.

2 1, alas ~ you are so naughty! You see, I haven't finished yet, and there you go again ~ ~

22. I'm going to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

23. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

Even angels sometimes take a nap. Haha, just play by yourself for a while.

25. My present posture: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

26. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

27. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

28. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

29. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

30. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

3 1, please wait while your hard disk is being formatted. ...

32. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

33. Banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to.

35. The subscriber you dialed has not installed oicq…… ... ...

36. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying. ...

38. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.

39. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me!

40. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

4 1, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

42. Such people are generally resolute. The following reply is a series of tricks that make people laugh and cry:

43. Artificial respiration From now on, if you scream, I will vomit. ...

44. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

46. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

47. The computer is processing your information. A moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

48. If you go to eat at noon, you are called to give lectures during working hours. If you are the boss, forget it.

49. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you have anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

50. Your qq has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

5 1, I am the dog of the blue shark. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

52. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

53. I come occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer me a question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

55. I was cooking while I was away. Someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

56. Do you know what "clang clang" is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

57. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. To solve this problem … please hit your head on the monitor.

58. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

59. The hand is always too soft, but the heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

60. The nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer. ...

6 1, hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

62, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

63. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

64. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

65. If you meet such people who don't leave, countless flies will get into your ears and buzz. An incomprehensible type

66. Ah, you miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first. ...

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

68. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

69. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

70. Hi ~ I'm not here now. What can I do for you? Please leave a message after the tone "* * * *"? ****!

7 1. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

72. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

74. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your system. Please press ctrl shift del.

75. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. ...

76. Hi-the boss has gone out to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

77. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

78. The subscriber you called is no longer in the service area ... maybe the network is blocked ... To solve this problem ... please bump your head on the monitor ... to ensure the network is unblocked. ...

79. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman. ............................................................................................................................................