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As the Chinese New Year approaches, the price of housekeeping needs to increase. How to use words?

Words used: 1. The price increase this time is a price increase for the entire industry, not just one of us. It is the same as buying gold. I looked for it in every house. It used to be 200 yuan per gram of gold, but now it's 220 yuan per gram. So even if the price of light oxygen bird's nests goes up now, if you buy other bird's nests, the prices will also go up. Moreover, the price of bird's nests from other companies has already risen, so now it is the whole industry that is rising, not ours. 2. Chinese people have a mentality of buying up and not down. Whether it is house prices, gold, or bird's nests, as the market fluctuates, you can tell customers that this is the second price increase, maybe There will be a storm in November or December. If you have been eating bird's nests for a long time, it is recommended that you go back and buy a box. This will avoid spending more money during the second round of price increase storms, because there will be another price increase in the next wave. We don’t know exactly how much the increase will be, so we will adjust the first round first. We are afraid that if the adjustment is too much, customers will not be able to bear it. 3. After the price list is adjusted, in fact, the original price of one box may be similar to the current price of 3 boxes. In other words, you can guide customers in this way, you can say, dear, our price has increased. It turns out that Yes, the retail price is 249. The current retail price has increased to about 288. If you want to buy it at the original price, it is very simple. You can buy 3 boxes at once. Buying 3 boxes is equal to the original unit price of one box. Buying one box is equal to It is the original price of 3 boxes, so you can guide customers who originally bought three boxes to buy one box now, which means that the price has not increased. Now the whole industry is increasing in price, so it is most worthwhile for you to buy light oxygen bird's nest now. Why? , if you buy from Taobao, will it be cheaper for you to buy Yanzhiwu? No, its retail price will not be cheaper for you. If it goes up, it will go up