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Cry in the snow (32 sentences)
2, your life and death are in such a big Chu, I am also there, all the time!
3, a man has a thousand pounds of poetry in his belly, which is not as good as a woman's breasts.
4, a man with a thousand pounds of poetry in his belly is not as good as a woman with four or two meats in her chest.
We are all bitches, and we don't know how easy it is to stand and talk.
6. It is not difficult to tell the truth to the world, but it is difficult to tell the truth to the wife and daughter at home!
7. When will you not see the Tathagata when your heart is clean? My heart is clean, where is not the west.
8. Lao Huang nodded, with a touching "shame" of a beautiful bitch.
9. Do you know? Aunt said that handmaiden was similar to northern headstrong female emperor when she was young!
10, the water line of the dragon's power is the largest, the land line of the elephant's power is the first, and it is as powerful as King Kong, so it is called the dragon elephant.
1 1, the unpleasant thing in life is 789, a bitter thing; It is a blessing to finally talk to people.
12, steamed bread is white, but white is not a girl's chest. The shower head sticks up and down, but not to the little girl's ass.
13, I don't know what happened, but unfortunately most of them changed from deep to shallow, and I forgot the Jianghu. Me too.
14. What is liking a person? I didn't know what it was before I met her, but I didn't know until I missed it.
15, it turns out that she still wears a ponytail. Gently soft, like rivers and lakes.
16, after drinking a lot, I let go of my hand that I shouldn't have let go. I won't look back before and I won't settle down in the future.
17, I should forge three thousand fronts and open a box of jade dragons in one day. The spirit in his hand is three feet cold, and there is a snake on the stone.
18, along the way, he looked forward to it a thousand times and was disappointed a thousand times. Even so, he never gave up.
19, most elderly people are like this. Recalling the past is like opening an old yellowed book and reading those old stories.
20. Cao Changqing, everyone in the world says: It is better to turn the tide than to perish. But the general trend has gone, and the overall situation has been set. What can you do?
2 1, see splendid silks and satins in northern Manchuria, and don't believe that insects eat trees and spin silk. Scholars in the Central Plains did not believe that there were felt tents on the grasslands that could accommodate thousands of people.
22. The king asked me to patrol the mountains, the northern mountains, the southern mountains, the eastern mountains to kill passers-by, and the western mountains to watch the sun. Yo yo yo.
23. Master, I'm not like Xu Fengnian. I'm sorry I didn't let Master have a disciple who didn't disgrace your reputation.
24. What does it mean to like someone? I just don't know what it is before we meet, and I don't know what it is after we miss it.
25. when I become the best in the world, I will help you kill people, even the emperor is not afraid, and I will run away. If you want.
26. You want Jianghu, I'll give you one. If you want this world, I will give you one. As for me, I just want a son. Will you give it or not?
27-year-old Xiao Bai, these three years are too hard for you. I can't drink, I can't eat meat, and I almost got stewed to death. I feel sorry for you.
28. The unpleasant things in life are 789, and nothing can be told to others. 8. There are 80,000 words in the world, and only the love word is the most * *.
29. A pot of green ant wine, a bowl of Taiping wine, an altar of carved flowers in the south of the Yangtze River, the bright moon in the south of the Yangtze River, the cool snow in the north, the world is flat, the knife is in hand, and I feel something in my heart. Who do you listen to?
30. Master, you have expressed your feelings to the depths, know your regrets and don't want to regret them. I never understood what you said, but it doesn't matter. If you go to the west, you will become a Buddha.
3 1, if you don't tell yourself completely, you can be confused all your life. You can make it clear that even the gods have absolutely no room for mediation.
32. In my hometown, if I borrow money, I have to pay you back 12. You teach me Wenhua's sword, and I'll give you an arm and a leg!
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