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A short apology to your pig.

1. Sentences describing pigs 1. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

2, the pig is delicious, but I'm too lazy to be surprised. Sleep every day when you are full, eat when you wake up, and sometimes pigs fight for food.

3, the pig is delicious, but it's too lazy to be surprised. Sleep every day when you are full and eat when you wake up. Sometimes several pigs will fight for food.

The pig is our friend, and we should love it. It is not as ruthless as a snake, nor as fierce as a tiger. Itself-honesty, integrity and innocence.

When this pig eats food, his ears are like a big fan, his head is twitching and his eyes are firmly fixed on the food.

6. The pig is black and bright, with a long mouth, a round belly and a flapping tail.

When this pig eats, its ears are fanned like a big fan, its head is dried, and its eyes are fixed on the food.

8. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

9. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more sissy, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.

10, a group of piglets happily ran to the pig trough, arched and lifted, and rushed to fly around my house for pig food. The old sow has a long mouth, long hairy ears and a heavy belly. She walks unsteadily and whines all the time.

1 1. All relationships that do not aim at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships that aim at marriage are upper-class hooligans.

12, one day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. Altman raised his hand and the teacher hung up.

13. As soon as the food was poured into the trough, two pigs scrambled to eat it. They are pushed around, and two heavy bodies push each other around. Although the body was crowded, my mouth didn't leave the trough for half a minute and I ate greedily.

14, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

15, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

16, at the kindergarten party, the little basin friend who announced the curtain call said loudly: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings". ...

17, in the pigsty next to it, a group of birds with white hair and red skin are jumping around the old sow, shouting,' It's so annoying.

18, the pig symbolizes preciousness and brings me wealth. Pigs symbolize good luck and take me far away. Pigs symbolize simplicity and bring people beauty. Sentences describing pigs

19, others say that pigs are stupid, but I think it is hateful. It is as naive as a child, as hateful and as beautiful.

20. This big fat pig has a round ass and a big belly. Because the fat is moderate, you should walk slowly, as if the shelf is very big.

2 1, I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

22. These little pigs have long big ears. When they run, their long ears swing up and down. Their bodies are round, showing red and tender meat through shallow white hair.

23. It has big ears like a fan and eyes like two black gems. Its nose is always high, its mouth is big, its tail is short, and it walks vacantly.

24. These cows are black and white, as if wearing cotton-padded jackets.

25. After eating, the pig obediently walked into the circle, lay down diligently, and kept humming twice, looking satisfied.

26. I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you want to make a fool of yourself or not.

27. Before disfiguring a woman, I spilled a bottle of makeup remover on her face. To disfigure a woman now is to uninstall Meitu Xiu Xiu from her mobile phone while she is not looking.

28. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.

29. The pig really looks like an ignorant child. It sleeps after eating, eats after sleeping, and wags its tail, but I just love its pure heart.

30. A stout pig is one of the guarantees for rural people to support their families. However, even pigs attracted me deeply.

3 1, a school teacher collected slogans to protect flowers and plants, and a classmate blurted out: step on my head today and plant it on your grave tomorrow.

32. After eating, the pig obediently walked into the pen, lying lazily, humming twice from time to time, looking satisfied. This horse, with black hair and red hair, is shiny and shiny, as if it had just jumped out of the oil tank.

33. This big fat pig has a round ass and a big belly. Because of too much fat, it has to walk slowly, like a big boss.

34. Ah, there are so many pigs! This smooth, chubby pig shakes its head and is very interesting; A fat sow with big ears is holding a chubby belly.

35. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.

There are so many pigs in the pig farm. They are big, small, black, white and flowered. Some are eating, some are sleeping, and some are chasing and fighting. It's really dazzling

2. Literary words of apology.

Apologize SMS 1 If a "sorry" can dissolve all resentment, then I say it, but I don't mean it; If a "I love you" can express all the feelings, then I will say it, but it is not hypocritical. I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. My heart is broken. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I am afraid you are unintentional! Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old! You are the one who loves me, and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again.

I know you're angry. Every time you're angry, I'm scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay? A little woman, but I like it very much.

I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up! I've completely figured it out. Maybe I put too much pressure on you. I know you are also very bitter and tired. Some things, you have your difficulties, your difficulties.

I don't know how to say it, but I'm sorry. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge.

I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me. 10 Although we often quarrel and say angry words to you, I still love you very much in my heart.

1 1 I know. You must be very angry.

Because I saw: your hair exploded. 12 My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me.

13 I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me! 14 If my greeting scratches you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's over, please make it clear. 15 I'm sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, I will love you all my life as compensation! 16 I am not good, I will review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed.

Dear, please forgive me. 17 Although I often make you angry, it's not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life.

18 Nothing can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness? 19 maybe it's fate. None of us wanted to hurt the last person, but it happened. Believe me, because I love you, let's cherish each other! Your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me. 2 1 Let me hurt you unintentionally.

I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again! Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger vanished. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other.

It's all my nonsense. Sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore. Please forgive me! I sincerely ask you to forgive me here, and don't be angry, okay? Don't completely deny me because of this, at least keep me at home for 60 years. I dare not look you in the eye. I knew that I had made a mistake. You have many adults. Forgive me, okay? The person who loves you deeply is repenting ... 27 Don't tell me, you are really angry.

Actually, I know because you care about me! And I can only tell you: I am sorry! Did 28 scare you? Just kidding, don't mind! I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey. A silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness! Two.

1. Know where you are wrong. Think about what you did wrong and hurt others.

It would be better to recognize the mistake clearly and apologize in a targeted way. 2. Dare to take responsibility and apologize effectively, which is not a trick to clear one's name, nor is it a trick to cheat others to forgive. You must have a sense of responsibility, dare to blame yourself, and dare to admit your mistakes in order to apologize sincerely.

3. Use clear and correct words, not inflammatory words. Usually what the injured person wants is that you admit your mistake and show that it won't happen again.

Therefore, when apologizing in words, it is not helpful to pay attention to too many emotional words. The key point of apology is to send a clear, direct and sincere apology message.

4. Think about the angle of apology. Apologize can be role-to-role or person-to-person, depending on which situation is easier.

For example, two executives of a company have a language conflict. If one of them is still angry with the other, he can stand in his own position and express to the other: "We both work in a good company, and I should know more about our differences. Sorry, I was rude just now. "

In this way, even if the other party is still in Yu Nu, the atmosphere of opposition has been relatively relaxed. 5. apologize directly. If there is anything wrong or something wrong, you can directly apologize to the other party publicly.

You can apologize to each other with words like "I'm sorry" and "I was wrong". This sincere and frank attitude is easy to be understood by the other party. 6. If you feel that you can't say sorry, you can use other methods instead of a bunch of flowers to bury the hatchet; Putting a small gift on the other person's dining table or pillow can show remorse or love. People can express their feelings by touching without speaking. This is the so-called "silence is better than sound".

7. Apologizing is not a shame, but a sign of sincerity. Great people sometimes apologize. Churchill had a bad impression on Truman at first, but later he told Truman that he had underestimated him before, which was an apology compliment.

8. Ask others to apologize for you. You can ask a third party for help. You can give your apology or hint to another friend who is familiar to both of you and ask him to apologize to each other for you.

9. Apologize in writing. Sometimes "I'm sorry" is not enough.

Writing on paper carries more weight than saying. You can write an apology letter or email to the other party to express your sincere apologies.

This face-to-face conversation can not only achieve the purpose of apology, but also avoid some embarrassing scenes. 9. Give the other person a chance to vent their unhappiness.

Let the other person scold you and let the gas out of your heart. This is redemption.

3. Q: Who is the object of apology?

"How can I apologize to him? 》

Put a rose on his door—

It will be taken away by the corridor cleaner.

Shouting his name and sorry downstairs in his dormitory-

There will be countless heads sticking out from countless windows to look at you for a long time, and then someone will say: No way!

Buy a gift for his sister-

Will be ridiculed as: what a shame! Send me away with such cheap things.

It's freezing downstairs in the middle of the night. When he gets up in the morning and pushes the cart-

He will be haggard and untidy, and it is easy to sneeze on his face when he sees him.

Give him a range hood-

Will be considered very suitable for housework, and he will definitely find you as a nanny when he gets married.

Clean all his clothes, throw them away, mend them-

He will throw away his favorite clothes and mend the holes he has worked so hard to dig in jeans.

Disgusting-

It will be interpreted as that you are in poor health with anxiety and will be eliminated because you are afraid of the tragic situation of your sick wife at home.

At least write a diary or a poem for him on his birthday-

I flipped through it and sighed: Why didn't you let me see it earlier? It's very late now.

Enlarge the photos and paste them all over the dormitory with him-

People in the same dormitory will collectively protest and think it is extremely inconvenient.

Write "I love you" on the blackboard in his classroom. Do you want to leave your name-

Will make students daydream in class.

Grab his clothes and watch him play football—

Will be hit by a flying ball and throw clothes all over the floor.

Jump off the balcony on the second floor in front of him (no higher)—

You will sprain your ankle and be considered mentally ill.

Work to earn money, buy two tickets to play-

Will be misunderstood as the wrong way to make money. Besides, what about the return ticket?

Tell him I'm sorry-

Will lazily answer: it doesn't matter.

Listen to his children-

It seems that you have to ask his permission for this matter.

4. Family quarreling, giving a harmonious blessing to family members and adopting them home satisfactorily is a happy hut for all the poor people in the world, a wandering garment that can never be sewed in the hands of a loving mother, a warm harbor to avoid the wind and frost of the world, a free kingdom to relieve feelings, and an eternal post station to go on all your life. No matter where you are, home is always concerned. May you have a happy and warm home.

A comfortable place is home, happy members are family members, the most beautiful thing is to go home, and the best nation is family. May your family be happy.

Home is the warmest place, and home is the most reassuring place. People with warm families are beautiful, with happy smiles on their faces. People with happy families live a long life, and adults and children are sweet and healthy. I wish you a happy family!

The thread is in the hands of a kind mother, and the child is happy. Strict father Yanhu, children have a wide career. How much care and care flows without words, and how much gratitude and filial piety are passed down and sung. Love our home and wish every family happiness and prosperity.

Home is an oasis in the desert, and gloomy souls feel hope; It is a lamp in the dark, and it can see a beautiful direction when it is helpless; It is an island in the ocean, and the tired body and mind find a place to rest; It is parents' exhortation and nagging, and it is a warm voice that rings when they are helpless. I wish you a happy and beautiful family.

I am a fish and you are water; I am the cloud, and you are the sky; I am a boat, and you are a harbor. It will be warm to go home when you are cold, relaxing when you are sleepy, and comforting when you are hurt. You gave me a home, you gave me hope, you made me feel the warmth of home, and home is where you are. Send a message to her darling and thank her for making you have a home.

Home is a "clear spring" that moistens your heart and mine; Home is "a bright light", guiding you and me; Home is a "boat with a leaf", carrying you and me through the wind and waves. I wish your family and everything happiness!

Grandparents, full of energy; Mom and dad, young and healthy; Brother and sister, youthful and energetic; Brothers and sisters, grow up happily. We all have warm homes, and we all love our homes! I wish everyone a happy family.

Home is my comfortable nest; Home is my spiritual nutrition station; Home is my warm harbor. Old man, give me infinite care and hard work; Wife, give me a comfortable hug when I am busy; Give me a childish kiss, son. It's good to have a home. I wish every family harmony, reunion and happiness!

The earth is a "complex family", the United Nations is a "peaceful family", China is a "united family" and our family is a "warm family"! I wish you all a peaceful, stable, democratic, United, warm, harmonious and happy family!

Home is a harbor that brings you warmth and affection; Home is a clear spring, nourishing your happy heart; Home is a bright light, guiding you to a broad future; Home is a boat, carrying your career through the wind and waves. I wish you a happy family, brilliant career, happiness and health! Please connect with the world, walk with happiness, join the organization of International Happy Family Day, * * * enjoy the warmth of the family, rest when busy, and communicate with children well; Pour out your troubles and enjoy the true feelings with your family. May you be happy to be old.

Home is my harbor, it brings me warmth, it gives me unlimited strength. It's good to have a home. Old people and children take care of each other and enjoy each other. I wish my family happiness!

I have a happy family. When I am sad, my wife and I will talk privately to heal the wounds in my heart. When I am tired, my wife makes me a cup of tea to eliminate my whole body fatigue; When I succeeded, my wife congratulated me and encouraged me to implement a new plan. On International Family Day, may my home be warmer, happier and happier! Short message daquan

A family, don't say two words; In a threesome, there must be a teacher; Peace in the four seasons, living and working in peace; Five blessings, get rich. I wish you all harmony and happiness!

Give you the warmest candlelight and be happy for a long time; Give you the strongest hot kang, beautiful and healthy; Give you the quietest harbor and set sail with good luck. Give you a warm and beautiful home. May your home be beautiful, comfortable and healthy.

What should I write on white paper? Dreams will fade, flowers will fade, but what I once owned will stay with me forever. The kindness of parents will never be forgotten! Happy family, happy!

The food at home is neither expensive nor fresh, the well water at home tastes impure nor sweet, the heatable adobe sleeping platform at home is not soft and uncomfortable, and the house at home is small and warm. No matter how many friends in the world, they are still family members! I wish you happiness! Go home often!