The most classic curse message

1, it rains when you are sad, snows when you miss, and hails when you are in a bad mood. It's up to you to give me the news or not!

2. So many pens, aren't you afraid of turning into preserved eggs?

3, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, you get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.

In other words, July and a half have passed, why are you still floating in the world?

In the dark night of that month, you turned into a little-known lady ninja and walked majestically in the streets of Guangzhou. Suddenly, you turned around, pulled out a heavy hammer and shook it hard, shouting at the sky: Buy rotten copper rubber shoes!

I created this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I am not afraid to be strong for a famous pig, but for a fool. This is a matter of success or failure. Only a fool will be reading this poem if you don't believe it.

7. Your IQ always makes people wonder if you are from this earth.

8. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, compete with shit, and no one saves you. You die heroically, live great, and die silently. In memory of you, there are lights in the toilet.

9. The Virgin Mary is not your mother. Don't pretend to be so sacred.

10, your name is whirlwind in bed. It takes less than three minutes to do things, and your mother is in a hurry at night, and she is not loose for a day!

1 1. Seeing your fangs, I thought the orangutan in the zoo had slipped out again.

12, a meteor flashed in the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you can become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big sister! It really embarrassed me, didn't it?

13, I am glad that my friend is successful, I am comforted that my friend is happy, and I want to comfort my friend when he is injured; Friends have advantages to boast about, and friends who receive this message must be very boastful.

14, I have you when I am lonely, I have peace of mind when I am bored, I can sleep well every night with you, and I can be happy every day with you. Wang Cai, after all these years, I will give you a piece of meat and a bone.

15, you lose your appetite if you miss it. Damn, it's disgusting!

16, it is said that you and Xiaomei are made for each other, which is pure rumor. They all let me scold them, and it's not so bad to hurt others. You just have a face! That can't be a couple with pigs!

17. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

18, watch the stars at night to match your birthday. I find you will have good luck tonight. The practice is as follows: stand under the dim street lamp, pull people with your left hand and throw handkerchiefs with your right hand. The code word is: Grandpa, come and play?

19, even if I'm second, I'm human. Even if you are smart, you are just an animal. This is life!

20, Rebecca receives so many people every day, why not take you away!

2 1. Your mother must have been full of anxiety when she was pregnant with you. Absence of mind makes you so hasty.

On the 22nd, I knew this order, lying on the plum blossom oil pattern, holding back the ink, and reaching Chun Lv Shiwo. Please read aloud, which can contain the secret of Tianzhu treasure! Don't you have a crush? After receiving the message, read, read, think and reply.

23. The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.

24. Let the doctor check your brain quickly to see if it has shrunk.

25. It is a happy thing to miss you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is how to return a responsibility!

26. If incense burned for one year can meet you, incense burned for three years can know you, and incense burned for 10 years can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

27. Urgent reminder: Look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

28. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and careless when she gave birth to you!

29. Hello, donor! We are disciples of Shaolin Temple. When you receive this message, we have deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this temple grants you the highest law number: mental retardation.

30. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

3 1. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you are an orangutan!

32. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

33. I won't miss you because of changing seasons, and I won't forget you because I'm busy. How are you at the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Do lions still scare you? Will monkeys still rob you of your food? Are you used to kicking and grabbing mobile phones to read information with pigs?

34. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that the world did not create you by the way.

35. You have a good figure. Even the Monkey King will give you three sticks when he sees you.

36. Your family is not mainstream, your mother wears socks and your father wears tin foil.

37. All the places of interest you have visited have become historical sites, and all the historical sites you have visited have become history.

38. According to statistics, more than 99% people who look like pig heads read short messages with their thumbs! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

39. I looked up and saw the bathroom. Your mother was smoking a big cigarette naked. What a pity!

40. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls when it's hot, what will you eat in winter?

4 1. Why didn't a company study bulletproof vests with your face?

42. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

43. Your mother has a triangle that has been abandoned for decades. I don't watch cattle and sheep drink water, just wait for me to plow!

44. You like to take off your pants and fart. Why can you always put JJ in your pants to pee?

45. Most mobile phones have an advanced function that everyone doesn't know: divide 24000 by 96 on the calculator of the mobile phone, and the owner's name will be automatically displayed on the screen. Try it, it will definitely make you happy.

46. Every time I tell you not to move, you always don't listen. You have to spray me in the face to let go of the snickering. I hate it! I thought I said don't shake before drinking soda!

47. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.

48. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.

49. I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it-send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

50. It's weird. Seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are patting level three, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information!

5 1, I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

52. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

53. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. Without you, who will foil the beauty of the world?

54. I thought my speech was rough. If it is not rough, it is called elegance. What is elegance? Elegance is pretending to be a grandson.

55. Don't think that just because you are black can hide that your essence is * * *.

56. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

57. You got some benefits when you were young, but you will bear these mistakes when you are old.

58. I looked at you yesterday, and my eyes still hurt.

59. What are you staring at those two holes for? Do you scare the dog's eyes when you look in the mirror every day?

60. Those who are conceited will crow among the cranes forever.

6 1. Missing is an infectious disease, and it can also be transmitted from one mountain and one water. When you put it in an envelope and open it, it has a strong "medicinal taste". Are you sick today?

62. Men prefer popular women to gossiping women.

63. Health tip: Don't smoke, take a shower, get angry, untie your belt, brush your teeth, go to the toilet or drink alcohol after eating. Do you know Bajie?

64. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you, even if it is heinous.

65. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at random, so that Sun Man won't laugh at your art of speaking without connotation.

66. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? You don't have a plate.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

68. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, and it is God who has brought us together. What I want to say now is-what crime did I commit in my last life?

Your face is a face with a high coefficient of friction, which made me experience that long time personally.

70. If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't dare to shit again!

7 1, long time no contact. I've been thinking about you these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I've searched all over your favorite pond, dining cabin and sleeping lawn, but I still can't see you. My heart is broken! How did you lose such a big pig?

72. It's not your fault to be ugly. I know, but who are you making that face with? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.

73. Don't always appear in public with your constipated face, it will make you feel uncomfortable.

74. Do you know why I really want to immigrate to Mars soon? Just to stay away from the gas.

75. It's a good thing that we can be together. I appreciate your beauty very much. Fortunately, we merged at the first meeting. We are really excited. Relax … let's eat! Braised pork smells good!

76. Bajie, do you think you can become a luminous pearl by standing in the light at night?

77. The Tang Priest was kidnapped by mountain thieves. In order to demand ransom, the burglar called the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: the other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent it a short message, and it's watching!

78. I have been friends with you for so long. You always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

79. The same telescope, called a general on the battlefield, becomes a rogue at home.

80. You are like the wind, like a cloud, like the moon, but you don't look like a person.

8 1, while I can still speak and my limbs are still sound, I will do whatever I want, otherwise I will only regret it when I am old.

82. You make me happy! What makes me angry is you! It's you that worries me! You will make me happy and sad! Don't laugh, it's not you, it's my big pig baby!

83. If you know someone with some connections, you will have to please Rado in the future.