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Aijiu short message daquan

Cold song

It is common to have a cold and fever, and it is common to take medicine and injections;

Shu Fei cupping according to the wind pool to treat colds.

Tinnitus song

Hearing loss in both ears, liver fire and kidney deficiency;

Too rushed to listen to the meeting, and three points were in full swing.

If kidney deficiency and tinnitus, Taixi auricular door is powerful;

Stick to rubbing for six or seven days, the kidney will be full and the symptoms will be eliminated.

Asthma song

Asthma is the invasion of exogenous evil, which is easy to occur in three summers and winter and spring;

Prevention is the key, invigorating qi and preventing allergies.

The pain of asthma is recurrent, and the key to cure is to replenish qi and blood;

Stimulate Hegu and Shufei to make up for qi-blood asthma.

Asthma in winter and spring, cold and warm and clear;

Moxibustion Guanyuan Zusanli, Pishu cupping Taixi point pressing.

Summer asthma is caused by hot and humid summer, according to Zusanli in Kneading Valley;

Shu Fei Tang Yin Yinling Spring, massage asthma season.

Angina pectoris song

The elderly are most afraid of angina pectoris and will die if they are not careful;

You need to call for help by phone and massage the door to exert your magic.

Jiedu song

To detoxify the bladder meridian, the human body should unblock the vulva Committee.

Insist on massage to promote defecation and light discharge of toxins.

Song of soothing liver and exhausting qi

If you feel depressed and anxious, don't worry, you work too hard.

Massage for five minutes every night, and anger will not hurt you.

Weight loss songs

Diabetes and obesity in heart, brain, liver and gallbladder are pioneers;

You have your own diet pills, don't listen to advertisements.

Massage Shu Tian's two acupoints for three minutes after meals.

After sleeping, I often rub my abdomen and slim my waist.

Don't worry about getting fat, acupoint stimulation has obvious effect;

Eat some homemade Chen Er powder, and the curative effect will be consolidated without rebounding.

Formula of Chen Er Powder: Pinellia ternata, Tang Hong each1.5g, Poria cocos 9g and Glycyrrhiza uralensis 5g. Grinding and mixing at this ratio, or making into capsules.

Diabetes song

It's not terrible to get diabetes. Poria cocos is soaked in water for tea.

With four natural enemies, the stubborn disease of quenching thirst will be overcome.

Dry heat and sorrow, thirst and drink more urine;

Massage thenar and Taixi, cupping Yishu for ten minutes.

Eliminate stomach dryness and body fluid injury, thirst and constipation;

Tonify stomach yin, nourish stomach yin, and consolidate liver meridian and Taixi inner court.

Eliminate heat evil and massage twice a day;

It has not been prosperous since morning, and the effect of head-on beating is the most obvious.

Cervical vertebrae are ready.

What causes cervical pain? Skeletal muscle imbalance;

Stimulate Fengfu point, once the pain disappears.

Adapting climacteric songs

Women are most afraid of menopause, irritability, insomnia and low sexual desire;

Symptoms are all caused by yin deficiency, and six flavors of freedom can be beneficial.

Insist on massaging two acupoints, Taixi is too impulsive.

Kidney yin supplements the spirit, and I don't know menopause all my life.

Bushen song

The human body treasure belongs to the kidney meridian, which is supplemented the day after tomorrow;

Taixi slipped back to Yongquan point, each with its own unique skills.

Dizziness, tinnitus, backache, decreased libido and loose teeth;

As long as you massage Taixi point, many symptoms will disappear.

Bladder, vagina and prostate, post-abortion diseases;

This is all caused by kidney deficiency. If you don't slip away, it will work wonders.

The odd point on the sole of the foot is a spring that can stop bleeding and lower blood pressure;

Head swelling and pain can also be treated, and Cornus officinalis can be used to relieve asthma.

Cleansing song

The dusty face is yellow and it is not pleasant to clean.

Lipid metabolism is abnormal due to obstruction of gallbladder channel.

Knock on the gallbladder every night to reassure your heart.

Rub Taichong point a little, your skin will be clean and your face will be cool.

Acne-removing song

I have pimples on my cheeks and forehead, red color, bloating and bad breath.

It's all caused by inflammation of stomach fire, and sometimes body fluid can't be burned.

Acupoint massage is effective, and Shutian and Chambers are the first choice.

The inner court was originally the point of stomach cavity, which was used to stimulate the body to release stomach fire.

Shu Tian has two meridians at one point, which can regulate the large intestine and promote defecation.

Get up in the morning, press your thumb and listen to Shu Tian for two minutes.

Half an hour after each meal, press Shu Tian for two minutes.

Drink more boiled water to promote detoxification, annoying acne without a trace.

The acne on both sides of the forehead is supported by stagnation of liver qi.

Ask for help at Qihai Taichong point and massage for five minutes every night.

Qi and sea are the mother of sex, except liver depression.

Too much impulse regulates liver qi, and liver qi is not depressed and acne does not occur.