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What are some humorous sentences to praise girls for their beauty?

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1. Are you lonely sometimes? You are the only such outstanding and beautiful person in the world!

2. When you cross the intersection, you'd better go faster, otherwise you will be stuck in traffic!

3. When I see you, I know how to explain what beauty is!

4. For the fish and geese in this world, you'd better smile less.

5. There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; the other is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

6. People who have met you say that I am superficial and only look at my appearance when it comes to dating.

7. You are the butterfly among the flowers and the bud among the lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you always look dignified and beautiful.

8. A small fan of white orchids, a slender jade belt dancing with the sky. It is suspected that a fairy has come down to earth, and she looks back and smiles like Xinghua.

9. Yes, as long as there is such an innocent beauty as Miss, there is hope for society. My heart boiled again, and the blood in my chest burned again!

10. Don’t you see, the beauties from ancient times are lining up in front of you and dimming.

11. Only your pear-shaped smile is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

12. I long to be the person in your imagination, the person who can talk to you and help you, the person you can confide your heart to. I will always aspire to be the person you love. people.

13. Only the lotus can compare with your holiness, and only the moon can compare with your ice purity.

14. Your shortcoming is that you are too perfect, so perfect that people regret it.

15. You may not have looming dimples, but your smile must be as shy as the moon closes and the flowers fade, and the fish sinks and the geese fall.

16. Look back and smile with all the charm, the sixth palace is colorless.

17. You are as tender as water, and your smile makes me intoxicated.

18. Your beauty is from the inside out, revitalizing blood circulation and nourishing the face, pure and pure, making people sympathize with you.

19. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

20. The West Lake is beautiful, it is beautiful; the East Lake is beautiful, it is beautiful! However, having you in front of me is enough to make me intoxicated

21. After meeting you, looking at other women is like insulting my own eyes!

22. From a distance, I look at your back. Your black hair tied back with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from the mountain stream on a quiet moonlit night. .

23. Could you please stop appearing on the street too often? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase!

24. The face of an angel, the body of a devil. Never say the opposite!

25. You don’t need to bring money with you when you go out, just swipe your face.

26. The most beautiful person in the world is in my eyes. If you don’t believe it, look at it!

27. Please stop dressing up and give other women some confidence.

28. Although you are slender and petite and speak softly, you are very powerful. This is a true spiritual beauty!

29. Without you, my heart stops beating; if I can’t see you, my eyes will go blind; if I can’t hold your hand, my hand will lose its warmth; if I can’t see you, my hand will lose its warmth. Laugh, there is only darkness in my world!

30. The angel registered the beautiful women in the world and sent it to God for reading. After reading it, God said: Send a text message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman, and let her be young and happy forever. Beautiful!

31. You are like a thousand cups of fine wine, how can I not get drunk.