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Who has a humorous message! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~

1. The weather is changing so fast that a cold snap is coming quietly. I care about you because you are cute. Cover the quilt at night, be careful that the trotters are frozen, and take a bone if you have nothing to do.

2. Life is only a few decades. Before I met you, my life was dull and had no luster. Until I met you, my world ... Oh, my God!

You are wanted, and here are your crimes: being too kind to your friends and not loyal enough! Forever sweet smile and bright face! Always so kind, considerate and lovely ... this court pronounced: be my good friend for life, and do not appeal.

On the way of friendship, sometimes you can't see me. It's not that I forgot you, let alone let you go. But I choose to walk behind you. When you fall, I will run ... Hey, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

The angel said, as long as you stand in the snow and draw 99 tulips to make a wish, God will hear you. I painted flowers all over the yard, and finally God said, make a wish! I said: I want people who read text messages to be warm all winter!

6. I wish you a little happiness, a little happiness, a little satisfaction, a little beauty, a little humor, a little money, a little concern, a little peace of mind, a little comfort, a little relaxation, eat more, get fat and enjoy a little, which is exactly thirteen o'clock!