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What are some good Christmas greetings?

▲ Christmas Eve, report peace. If there is a peaceful melody flowing in your dream tonight, I will cross the mountain and dream again ... Have a good dream tonight, and let me spend a happy Christmas with you in my dream.

▲ Send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest thing above is my heart, and my infatuation hangs below, and my unchanging red heart is wrapped in the ribbon. Merry Christmas!

▲ Sunlight flows away from your fingers, and snowflakes fall with the bell. The Christmas bell rings, and the heart of blessing melts every snowflake that falls on you like a beating candle, so that friendship can warm this cold Christmas!

▲ The world is so busy that people who care will be happy; Miss your face and your heart will be warm; Miss your mouth and smile with it! With the coming of Christmas, people who care about you want to say: Merry Christmas!

▲ I believe that blessings are what we need; Those who can be blessed are lovely! In my beloved Christmas, I deeply wish you! May my blessing add happiness to your Christmas!

▲ Christmas in previous years was listening to the same music and eating the same things; This Christmas, because of you, has become so different: I love you! I want to spend every Christmas with you!

▲ Quick, take off your socks and give them to me, huh? You don't know what I'm going to do at this time? What a pity! I want to be Santa Claus and pour all my blessings on you. Be good and don't be too moved. Merry Christmas!

▲ Carnival Christmas Eve is intertwined with a hundred years of loneliness. Santa Claus's blessing and my thoughts are integrated, and snowflakes flying all over the sky float to your side! May you have a happy and peaceful Christmas Eve!

▲ Decorate a splendid Christmas tree. It is cold rain and fog outside the window. I think your heart is clearer than ice. May my love be more romantic than snow. May my deep blessing and full love send you a warm current! Merry Christmas!

▲ After a year of wind and rain baptism, this Christmas night is ushered in again. This moment is a moment of happy sharing; This is the moment to miss your good friend; This is a moment of blessing and care; This is the moment of hope, dreams come true … Merry Christmas!

According to CIA news: 12, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone ... hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!

▲ People should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh (_); The second thing is to smile (O); The third thing is to laugh (O); I believe you will have a wonderful day *^o^* Merry Christmas! Happy every day!

▲ I want to be a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart, my love is hanging below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Merry Christmas!

▲ One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said: I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!

▲ I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days, really? Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days, your balls will be full moon again, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

▲ I have a beautiful wish: I will meet you on Christmas Eve, then ring the Christmas bell with your hand and start our romantic love journey … Will you help me realize my wish?

▲ Your peace is my wish, your sincerity is my happiness, and my gift to you is my lifelong blessing!

▲ Tonight, a fat old man with a white beard will jump into your window, grab you and stuff you into a big bag ... He is preparing a Christmas present for me.

▲ Maybe the years will fade away, and maybe the space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas.

▲ In this white season, I am full of short-lived blessings. Welcome to a bright future with a purple lucky belt. The smile of King's Landing is in the peaceful and kind sky of the earth. Like a happy angel in this human sky.

▲ Send a blessing heart. On this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Merry Christmas!

▲ If Santa Claus gives me a chance, I will say: Merry Christmas! Be sure to add a time limit to happiness, I hope it is: 10 thousand years!

▲ Do you know where Santa Claus is? He stole my heart, didn't he give it to you? If he does, you should keep it well. That's true.

▲ If Santa Claus wants me to have only one gift, then I will say to him: "A person who is reading this message is my gift and will accompany me forever!"

Christmas funny message:

▲ 1. When the old man sneaked out of the window, I shed tears with deep affection. He went out to work hard with heavy packages on his back countless times. When he turns gray for someone, he wants to say ... Merry Christmas to you, old man. Merry Christmas.

▲ 2. Why is Christmas set in the cold winter? Because you need my warmth; Why is Christmas Eve set in the long night? Because you need my company; Why is there only one Christmas in a year? Because I can give you 365 wishes!

▲ 3. On the winter night when Jesus was born, let's put our hands together and read a prayer: "All money belongs to my family, all money belongs to my family ..."

▲ 4. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I wish you that there is an unparalleled genius elite with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom in this world: Morris, ok, you have to be arrogant!

▲ 5. I clicked all winter and saw your smile; I copy your smiling face and stick it in my heart; I download my thoughts and keep them forever; I turn on my mobile phone and give you my best wishes: Merry Christmas.

▲ 6. Listen! For you, I would like to be a Christmas tree, I am full of huge fruits, guarding the road you walk every day! I just wait day and night, hey, when will you pay me back?

▲ 7. I have been refined into a miniature work. I will shrink it into the socks of someone I care about on Christmas Eve to greet you: Merry Christmas!

▲ 8. The message says to the pig: Happy egg laying! The pig replied, Yes, Merry Christmas to you, too! The news went on to say: pig, you are very healthy! The pig said: yes, I wish you health, too! . The message said: It's a pig! The pig said, this is a message.

▲ 9. Being called a bad guy for doing bad things, being called an idiot with an empty head, being fired, being called a jerk, and being called finished. Those who can't chew the bones eat the white eggs of black-bone chicken, and see the message of Merry Christmas!

▲ 10. Last night, Santa Claus told me that he would put the most expensive gift in his smelly socks. Where are you now? Take off your shoes and smell them. Stop texting and take it off! Merry Christmas!

▲ 1 1. After being with me for so long, I have nothing to give you, so yesterday I secretly used all my pocket money to buy you an old sock and hid it at the end of your bed. I hope it will surprise you. Stop shopping and go back and see if there are any. @ Merry Christmas!

▲ 12. Don't be silly, wait for Santa Claus? ! His old man won't come this year because he was scared by your smelly socks last year! Only I can accommodate you, holding my nose and saying Merry Christmas _

▲ 13. Urgent notice: Because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift (it's cold), but beware of thieves. Merry Christmas from Santa Claus. ..... Don't close the window, it's cold outside!

▲ 14. Tell you seven ways to live a happy life. 1: Miss me more. 2. Contact me more. 3: Dream about me more. 4. Care more about me. 5. Pay more attention to me. 7. The most important thing is to be with such a good me forever! Merry Christmas.

▲ 15. I miss you, two hearts hug you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better, eight hearts are earth-shaking, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are deeply branded! Merry Christmas!

▲ 16. There are sparkling snowflakes in the quiet night, and there are 10,000 kinds of expectations and feelings, just like I want to meet you at Christmas. If I can't do it, dear, then I will keep the moon with snow and sing Christmas songs for you ten thousand times. Touched? Then marry me! If you promise me, I will fly to your side at once! !

▲ 17. I told you not to give me a Christmas present, but you insisted on giving it. Well, don't spend too much money. The mink coat we saw in the mall last time will do. I'm waiting. Merry Christmas!

▲ 18. If you didn't receive my Christmas gift this year, there are two reasons. First, Santa Claus was scared by your smelly socks last year; Second, there is a big hole in your sock, so mend it quickly! Merry Christmas!

▲ 19. Zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, expulsion of squid is called fuck off, swearing is called asshole, alas, that is called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas!

▲ 20. Words: 65438+February is coming, 1 A beautiful turkey has come to China to find a girlfriend. Suddenly, they saw 1 a beautiful China hen and took the initiative to chat up "Merry Christmas". The hens were silent, and then the turkeys said, "Happy egg laying!" " The hen is silent. A few seconds ... the hen said, it's easy for you to stand and talk. You've never had a baby. How can you understand the pain of giving birth?

▲ 2 1. Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

I can only spend Christmas alone this year. It's really hard to feel lonely. If only Santa Claus could send you to me ... I'm Saddam Hussein. Merry Christmas!

▲ 23. This charming Christmas, you hid at home and laid eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs and a small egg. Happy egg laying, pig!