Humorous greetings

1, I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness as the East China Sea, long life as the South Mountain, happiness, prosperous career and dreams come true!

2. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

3. Make money, get paid and have a rest after a busy week! I haven't contacted you for a long time. I hang on to your money day and night. I miss you so much that I'm going crazy. Invite me to eat hot pot at the weekend, even if I thank you, I will be relieved!

4. May good luck, like a mine, step on you forever; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

5, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

6, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

7. May the bell of the New Year ring the note of happiness in your heart, and may luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Spring flowers and autumn fruits, I will always be with you!

8. It's another Spring Festival! Special moment, special blessing, I wish you good health! Happy! Everything comes true! Have a good mood every day!

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the distance between time and space. But I want to ask you when to invite me to dinner, and I'll tell you by text.

10 My friend, I wish you to fly over the vast sky, cross the boundless wilderness and cross the bright galaxy until you stand on the top of the rainbow. I ask you to do the following three things: be sure to succeed, be sure to be happy and be happy!

1 1, I am a person who secretly loves you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was ... sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

Do you want to be happy? Think about it! The secret of conveying your happiness: keep healthy, laugh more, control your emotions, be optimistic, exercise, keep in touch, be open-minded, make friends, work hard and keep a low profile. Practice hard and ensure happiness!

13, because of you, I think-fresh air doesn't care whether there is sunshine or not! You make my world beautiful!

14, please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

15, in this moment of happy sharing, the moment of missing friends, the moment when dreams come true. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy holiday, good health and a happy family!

16, I wish my friends peace and happiness! Give this "overweight" blessing to the most special friends in the atmosphere of the Spring Festival. Happy spring festival!

17, my new year's task: it's my habit to miss you, my responsibility to look after you, my idea to hold you, my hope to kiss you, my pleasure to love you and my purpose to marry you!

18, vows of eternal love, you have forgotten, and you haven't been beautiful for a long time, but as long as you are in the cycle of life and death, that is enough for me!

19, is it safe in the distance? In the distant yearning, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that loves you forever. In the new year, in the days we spend together, I will try my best to make you happy.

20. On the weekend, I solemnly tell you: Sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, forget when you are upset, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

2 1, Love: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!

22. Midnight Ghost: In a village famous for corpse-driving in Xiangxi, as long as you put on a black coat at midnight 12 and comb your hair in front of the mirror 12 times, you will see … dandruff.

23, finally understand that I am the person you are looking for, you are waiting for my appearance. When you called me, I was already in no way back, and my mind was blank, so I had to go to you ... the traffic police.

24. At dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; At night, when the sun goes down, you can enjoy yourself. The year of the ox is auspicious and prosperous!

25. The Iraq 10 Day Tour was grandly launched during the Spring Festival: visiting Iraq's secret arsenal, visiting Baghdad's underground fortress and having dinner with Saddam Hussein. Lucky people will have a better chance to stay in Iraq and fight against the United States.

26. According to the latest notice of Happiness Railway Bureau, the New Year's Day high-speed railway will be officially opened on June 65438+ 10/day, XX. At that time, a group of passengers will be picked up and bound for The Terminal, and they will be healthy, smooth, happy and lucky on the way. With this electronic ticket, you can enter the boarding gate to verify boarding. Please take good care of it and wish you a happy new year!

27. The moon came, the sun left, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.

28. Friendship is sharing weal and woe, giving everything to help each other; Wrong time is good advice, inspiring each other; It is sincere comfort and timely help when you are lost; Is to cheer together and share happiness when you are successful. I wish you happiness!

29. If it is a flower, it should bloom brilliantly and make spring jealous. If it is grass, it should thrive and be envied by green trees; If you are cute, you should eat fatter, which will make you taste better.

30. A white dove is educating her children. She saw you just basking in the sun and said, look, if you don't study hard, you'll have to burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend, man!

3 1, the flowers are beautiful and fragrant, and they are blooming. Kind words are touched by true feelings, and words are affectionate. Versatile and happy, the more the better. Come often, bless often and communicate often. Don't forget to keep in touch!

32. I'm afraid the sun won't shine, and I'm afraid my life will be in a mess. Report home on Friday, which surprised my wife. My daughter chats and laughs online, and the fish tail in the kitchen is tilted up. My wife barked with a spatula, and I put on my apron. What a wonderful weekend!

33. A person's head is used for thinking, his hands are used for doing, and his feet are used for walking. People's anus is used to ... cut shit?

34. New Year's Day is coming, greetings from the heart, blessings from money, a new year and a new atmosphere. I wish my friends a beautiful life, prosperous career, rolling financial resources and eternal happiness!

35. There will inevitably be some humorous words between friends, so send greetings to your friends!

36. How should people live this life? Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you don't have money. It's better to smile than to frown. Friends often remember, happy life!

37. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts. Happy Spring Festival, congratulations on making a fortune, abundant financial resources and good health!

38. In this festival, I wish I were a firecracker, and the happiness of crackling adds a smile to your face; I wish I were a lantern, and the dragging fire reflected red and warmed your heart. May my life be beautiful because of you!

Thank you for accompanying me to experience yesterday, enjoy today and look forward to tomorrow. In the new year, I hope that in my voice blessing, you can be wonderful every day, step by step in peace, always happy, happy every second, happy New Year's Day!

40. Wear cotton-padded jacket because the weather is cold; Because of the rain, the umbrella was propped up; I texted you because I was wrong ... Can you forgive me?

4 1, May the bright and festive Spring Festival symbolize and warm you every day and night of the year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy New Year!

42. Excuse me! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

43. Say hello to the New Year. Everything goes well and life is better. During the lucky draw, good luck every day, playing cards, good taste, getting younger and more handsome, gold at home and money on the wall.

44. A world in a flower; In a cup of tea, there is true feelings; A message, a greeting; A love, a lifetime blessing. At the beginning of the new year: a new beginning, releasing new hope; A new journey, and strive for new success.

45. Smile for information, and a happy mood is indispensable; The information should be sweet, don't be upset all the time; The information is put forward, and good luck will always follow; Information conveys friendship and wishes you happiness!

46. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

47. You are the one who loves me and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again.

48. Without forgiveness, life will be dominated by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

50. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. I stare at your charming face in the sound of firecrackers in the New Year. I just want to say to you: this year's New Year's Day must be special, very happy, very comfortable and very happy, so that I can relax!

5 1, it's almost the weekend, shall we do an experiment? If you can stand up and raise your hand, you can invite me to dinner this weekend. If you can stand tall, I'll treat you to dinner this weekend. Try it quickly, reply and tell me, I want to know the result!

52. Oh, my God! My mobile phone is poisoned, and I will bless you automatically. I wish you a comfortable life, progress every day and a bright future; Feelings develop rapidly, and the house is full of romance as soon as possible. I hope you can read happily and infect other users by the way!

53. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old demon with bones was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. To confirm your identity, please take two fine cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.

Pick up a fallen flower and hold it in your hand, you can smell the fragrance of nature, pick up a fallen leaf, count the delicate texture, but see the traces of your mutilation, you hateful bug. Hey hey, Happy New Year's Day!

56. Your performance makes me feel that my taste is very low! Maybe I am. I just found out today. Your image has shrunk!

57. I hope this is the first blessing you received. Everything will be in harmony before me. Let me find a sofa to sit down. Keep sensational words in your heart and keep a low profile; What I sent was not a short message, but a blessing; Spring Festival needs happiness, you know.

58. Eighteen happy flowers; 28 get married and start a family; Unit 38 is home; Finally raised four or eight children; 58, waiting to go home; Sixty-eight, travel all over the world; Seven, eight, eight, support yourself. May you be eighteen forever!

59. May cheerful songs haunt you all the time. May happy years be with you forever. Bless you: Happy Spring Festival, good health, happy family and all the best!

60. If a man can't be understood by a woman. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends!

6 1, the weekend is coming, I hope you are happy, carefree, humming a ditty, happy and sweet, eating oil all over the floor and sleeping with your eyes closed. Oh, my God, you are such a cute little pig.

62. I wish my life is getting better and better, my age is getting smaller and smaller, and my economy will go up again. The diamond jewelry in the villa shows off in a BMW, making money like mowing grass, and it feels good to be a thief. I am proud to have a friend like you!

63. Ducks are too noisy, always croaking, kittens are spoiled, always meowing, and puppies are always too noisy; You'd better count, even on weekends, stay in the circle and sleep. Have a nice weekend!

64. In addition to the eternity of life, I have accumulated love for you year after year, and my care for you is heating up day by day. Happy new year, lover!

65. Peach blossoms are red and willow leaves are green, which blows away the accumulated fatigue in the heart, wakes up frogs, blows back swallows and blows up a happy mood. In spring, I wish you health and safety.