Jokes about Zongzi

1. Now I seriously doubt one thing. Is it the Dragon Boat Festival, and Yue Lao used my red rope to tie the rice dumplings?

2. During the Dragon Boat Festival last year, the company’s administrative department gave each foreign employee a basket of rice dumplings. The next day, a foreign employee called the administrative department to express his gratitude: “That thing you sent me. It’s very delicious, although the lettuce on the outside is a bit chewy, but it’s so humane to eat, and the dental floss on the outside solves the problem perfectly.”

3. Tang Monk: Bajie, what did you eat during the Dragon Boat Festival? ? Bajie: Master Zhen, oil fragrance, duck eggs, rice dumplings, realgar wine. Tang Seng: Be specific! Bajie: Thirteen-layer filtered ditch-fried oil aroma, Sudanese red duck eggs pickled in Hokkaido seabed mud, handmade rice dumplings with heavy metal content exceeding the standard, aged cellared sauce-flavored methanol-blended realgar wine. Tang Seng: Well, the Western Heaven is just around the corner.

4. There is a passage in Guo Degang’s cross talk. The Dragon Boat Festival was invented by Koreans, chopsticks were invented by Koreans, Chinese medicine was invented by Koreans, Journey to the West was invented by Koreans... So what did the Chinese invent? The Chinese invented the Koreans.

5. If there are stock traders around you, please be kind to them. Please don’t make them angry. Remember to peel the rice dumplings for them because they can’t stand the color of the rice dumplings.