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The deeds of the queen of super junior Donghae,
Li Donghai said that people don’t smile because they are happy, but because they smile~
When Li Donghai was born, his father was playing badminton with his brother outside the house~
Li Donghai was very naughty when he was a child. He took all the toilet paper and burned it, and was scolded by his mother~
Li Donghai was the tallest person in the school when he was in elementary school, so it can be concluded that after graduating from elementary school, he was the tallest person in the school. He never grew taller~
When Li Donghai was in junior high school, he performed in other schools and fascinated thousands of girls. Later, he was secretly kissed by a girl~
Before his debut, Lee Donghae, Kim Heechul, and Jung Yunho were collectively known as the Three Hegemons~
Before his debut, Lee Donghae took many different types of selfies with TVXQ’s leader Haozi, and some of them were repeatedly thought to be ZYH by people he didn’t know. Girlfriend~
Lee Donghae went through the VR route for a while before his debut. There are several photos taken with Jin Dayouyi as evidence. During this period, he not only dyed his hair, wore sexy clothes, but also separated his two earlobes. I had many small holes drilled, but since I didn’t wear earrings much after my debut, those small holes have now closed up~
Lee Donghae is an SJ trainee. Lee Donghae said that he joined SJ because of his hard work. Not because of anything else~
Lee Donghae told Kim Heechul that he would become a successful female artist like BoA in the future~
Lee Donghae used his fists in the bathroom after being teased by 250 and xiah The fool who smashed the door and shouted "I won't change"~
Li Donghai is a child who lacks self-confidence. He once said that he was in charge of dancing because he was not confident in his singing skills~
When Li Donghai pulls weeds, he will pull out a handful of ginseng~
Titanic is everywhere in Li Donghai’s life, and the Jack behind him is not the same person every time~
Lee Donghae would say after Lee Hyukjae said: "Let's break up, we are not suitable", "You come down and we can cooperate well~"
Lee Donghae said that he is an ice cream super star~
When Li Donghai was still talking about his shortcomings, he pushed 250 like a queen and said: Look me in the eyes and say it! People who keep their eyes wide open~
Lee Donghae is a very good ramen cook. He would say to the angry Heechul: Hyung, I will cook ramen for you~
Lee Donghae He is a person who has been pregnant. In his spiritual unity, he patted his big belly with satisfaction and laughed wildly and said, "I'm pregnant. I wonder if the pile of cotton in my belly has something to do with a person named Li Monkey~"
Li Donghai is When you confess your love to him, he will say: It’s troublesome to be with me! Question: Why? Hai: They all said so~
Li Donghai found out that there was a woman’s underwear in his bag for no apparent reason and still had the courage to tell others~
Li Donghai was constantly attacked by a certain animal in his life. "We are not friends, just team members." Even in the movie, Fan Baozi still hit him with "You are not my friend." Poor kid with an unusually wide circle of friends (pretending to be) ~
The result of Li Donghae writing love for FANS is loev; I wrote Merry Christmas on Christmas but Merry was written as Marry
When Li Donghai wrote his signature to Chinese fans, he should have written TO BAIDU but instead wrote the two characters BAIDU as his own name~
Lee Donghae would kneel on the ground to do something special when everyone was standing. When Ten Yuan won the face contest with Yunho, he was even more excited than the person involved and rushed to the front to make a victory gesture~
When Li Donghai was helping the junior girls to shoot the MV, he danced a dance of his own group, and was hit on the head by a moving prop behind him~
Li Donghai changed the pronunciation of the Chinese tongue twister while reading it I wrote it all down in Korean, but I still memorized it like eating grapes without spitting bubbles~
Lee Donghae directly transformed the proposal VCR into a honeymoon VCR, so we can conclude that Lee Donghae is really
I want to get married very, very urgently~
Li Donghai is very ticklish. Of course, if you want to tickle him, you need to prepare two more people to hold him down~
Li Donghai... When Li Donghai is serious, people want to laugh; when Li Donghai wants to laugh, people become serious~
Li Donghai said that the most precious gift he will give to his lover is a book, written by himself~
Lee Donghae likes to lean on others when he laughs, so I’m worried that one day when no one is around, he will fall to the ground~
Kim Heechul said that he can’t sleep if there is any movement, so he can only sleep with Lee Donghae Or Kim Ki-bum sleeps together, so it proves from a third person's perspective that Li Donghae doesn't snore~
Li Donghae does not allow anyone to bully his monkey, but he can bully himself at will~
Yes This incident can prove that Li Donghai’s IQ is at least not the lowest. After all, he successfully broke into the bathroom and photographed Li Houhou’s vagina, while Li Houhou only photographed the one wearing shorts~
Li Donghai is a good eater but does not gain weight. Even if he is fat, he only has a fat face~
Li Donghai is a good person who will speak up for him even after he accuses someone of his "evil" behavior~
Li Donghai pretends to be cute No one thinks he's cute, but he doesn't pretend to be cute. And when he thinks he's very handsome, he's so cute that people want to kick him~
Li Donghai is a person who doesn't like to use honorifics. He treats his brothers with compliments, which is terrible. What’s more, even Mr. Kim Heechul, who is most entangled with this issue and angry about this wrong person, can tolerate him pointing at himself and shouting, "Ah, Kim Heechul~"
Many of Li Donghai’s art assignments were done by Hua Ge I'm really speechless about Xiao Hai's painting skills. I'm so shattered by the ideal type he painted~
Li Donghai is a child spoiled by his brothers. When he was 13 years old, everyone said that he was with Hai. He is more like his brother~
Li Donghai often uses "MO" as a word in his speech~
Li Donghai thinks in a very four-dimensional way and uses a very strange way to save money~
Lee Donghae also asked Kangin to hot money for him, and finally gave him a small amount as a reward~
Lee Donghae claims that he does not like physical contact, but he took the initiative to sit on the lap of the following people:
p>Park Yoochun--There is a picture to prove it
Han Geng--There is a picture to prove it
Kim Ki-bum--There is a picture to prove it
Lee Hyuk-jae-- FAN's postscript broke the news
From this we can know:
1. Li Donghai does not dislike physical contact with everyone~
2. Li Donghai is indeed worthy of the invisible little The glorious title of "Wild Match" has a wide range of "matching" that not only extends to returnees and foreigners, but also extends its tentacles to the realm of primates~
When Li Donghai is homesick, he will think about it for a day Call your mother seven times~
Li Donghai can discuss with A Cun in public whether he should wear triangular or square underwear~
When Li Donghai celebrated his birthday one year, But he brought out gifts and gave them to Brother Gegego and the monkey, saying: "The pants may not be suitable, you can wear them with others~~" It made people moved and speechless~
Li Donghai used to often I stole Te’s hat and perfume when he was out or sleeping. What’s surprising is that Te’s never knew~
Li Donghai can sing English songs on the radio. Although they are very nice and super nice, But people can't understand a word~
Li Donghai is very shy and can't act coquettishly, but he can also send text messages to Mr. Xi who no longer lives with him and say, Wow~ I miss my brother~
Li Donghae is a person with "FANS phobia of climbing walls". He always told the fairies not to climb the wall, but he climbed it very happily~
Li Donghae always has the same tone when he plays tragic scenes, and he acted in Coffee 2 The performance of the episode of "Uncle and Human Tears" is like watching it over again~
Lee Donghae is a person who likes to bully monkeys, and under the influence of LG Lee Hyuk, he developed towards 250, carrying forward the spirit of "the husband sings and the wife follows suit"~
Li Donghai is a person who loves his brothers very much. In the eight hidden cameras on the human body,
Donghai hugged Lixu into his arms, and everyone saw the unnatural smile on his face~
Li Donghai knew that Brother Che was very impatient, so when they went out to eat together and saw Brother Che in a bad mood, he would be very upset. He consciously and proactively proposed to open the way directly after eating, but if unfortunately Mr. Xi happened to be in a good mood, he would start to use his brain~
Li Donghai was asked what gift God gave him. , a person who would say that he is a "super junior", who believes that the meeting of the 13 animals is because of the marriage in the previous life, and is sincerely grateful for this ~
Hai's dad once dreamed of being a singer, so Li Donghae used The gentlest voice said, the dream that dad built is now protected by me~
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