Words against villains, sarcastic words _ classic sentences

1. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

second, young people nowadays really don't know the so-called, and he still wipes his face when he gives him cow dung.

Third, be kind to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

Fourth, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood; give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.

sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

A sarcastic remark: You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as misty as the moon, as romantic as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as cattle, as long as a turtle, as lovely as a rabbit. In short, you are nothing like a human being!

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have nightmares.

9. Nowadays, the so-called education, no matter which country in the world, is actually just a way to make many machines that adapt to the environment.

ten, you need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

after you leave, don't say wish me happiness. What qualifications do you have to wish me happiness?

12. sarcastic sentence 1. Your IQ is as weak as the oxygen in the Himalayas. 2. You graduated from a school with mental retardation, got full marks in every exam, and won the highest scholarship every year. 3. I really don't want to see your realistic magic face again. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it's stupid for me to quarrel with a pig.

13. Be patient or cruel

14. A scholar plays dead for a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery for a lover.

15. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much as you like.

16. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

17. Ironic Sentence 1. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother. 2. Your voice, like Shakespeare and Zorro, is sandy and left. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, your affection is longer than Guan Yunchang, your personality is crazier than Nicholas Tse, and your promise is empty than the Monkey King.

18. I think you are a professional weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

nineteen, you are breathtaking and creative!

2. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you won't be hypocritical. The Law of Success: When someone talks about you being inferior to him everywhere, you must be more successful than him in some aspects. The Law of Organization: Every organization has people who clearly know the details of the organization, and this person should be expelled from the Law of Construction and Destruction: It takes a thousand words to make a friend; It only takes a few words to break up with a friend.

21st, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

22. sarcastic remarks 1. No matter how good you are, you are a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3, really nothing, but every morning, hiding from Big Wolf, they meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

XXIII. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

Twenty-four, it's really nothing. It's just that when the wolf hugs the wolf and eats with his colleagues, he sends messages to the fox to tell each other that I miss you and I want to hug you.

twenty-five, there is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I threw up when I took a look, he threw up when he took a look, and you threw up when you took a look at the orangutan.

XXVI. How can you set off the beauty of lm without your existence?

XXVI. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

twenty-nine, the white inside is red, which is different; Be sentimental, proud as a peacock. Ironic sentences, sarcastic words

1. You are breathtaking and creative!

2. You look like flying sand and stones, and you are fantastic.

3. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

4. How can you set off the beauty of the world without your presence?

5. You look so fucking postmodern.

6. There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I vomited when I took a look, and he vomited when he took a look, and you vomited when you took a look.

7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

8. You are very patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

9. You look really creative and have the courage to live!

1. MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

11. You can't do anything, and there is nothing left to eat.

12. International faces are universal.

13. Can you recover from surgery?

14. You look like the scene of a car accident.

15. Your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not well.

16. Your appearance is very refreshing!

17. Why do you cover your face with your ass?

18. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

19. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

2. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

21. Shit, you are so damn easy to recognize.

22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

23. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

24. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

25. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

28. I really want to send you to a cage to wander the streets and taste the delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

29. I don't want to discourage you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot if you run around the street like this.

3. Your appearance has broken through the imagination of human beings ...

31. You look very fauvism!

32. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a human.

33. I've never seen anything so ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

34. He looks very innocent and looks sorry for the people and the party.

35. You look illegal!

36. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

37, the white inside is red, which is different; Be sentimental, proud as a peacock.

38. People say that I married you with flowers in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog dung.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face? -satirical sentences satirical words satirical classic sentences

1. Better have a fight with a wise man than talk to sb.

2. Don't tell me when you break up: In fact, you are fine. Then you still dumped me?

3. If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

4. What's the matter today, boy? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

5. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

6. Go on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

7. You waste air when you are alive and land when you are dead.

8. When it clears up and the rain stops, you think you can do it again.

9. You look innocent and you are sorry for the people.

1. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

11. Garbage people who stink spit on the source of nouns.

12. It's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!

13. Mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face.

14. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

15. Zhong Wuyan has something to do, but Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.

16. I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me.

17. Uncle, please sign my name in the spouse column for me!

18. Failure is terrible, but the success of friends is even more worrying.

19. How dare you go out when you are so disgusting?

2, you sex maniac, don't forget to look back at your mother when you were born!

21. Why does the moon look at you and laugh at you as an idiot?

22, listening to you, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

23. How a man dies: When a beautiful woman is hanged, she dies beautifully in her hand.

24. Boss, take two Jin of happiness and take it home to feed the dog!

25. Your appearance is refreshing.

26. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig on the top and a donkey on the bottom.

27. I snore loudly when I go to bed, and my underwear is often worn backwards.

28. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

3. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention.

31. You are so clever that you know you are a person.

32. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

about tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

35. Nausea mother cried with nausea. Why? Because it's disgusting

36. I'm a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to spend the rest of your life?

37. Life with incomplete evolution and alien with gene mutation.

38. Uncle, you look great, just like a wooden stick.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

4. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

41. Some people don't know whether your quality is low or your parents' quality is low.

42. What kind of animal are you?

43. If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you.

44. I finally know why there is a famine in the world, because of your appearance.

45. You look illegal!

46. I can't find you in Baidu, so I have to go to sogou!

47. If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

48. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

49. humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

5. If the teacher loves you, you should love yourself and don't be shameless.

51. You were kissed by a pig when you were a child!

52. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

53, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool, and grown so ruined.

54. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange a water pipe?

55. I didn't say that you are shameless, I meant that you are shameless.

56. Your appearance is not in proportion.

57. You are a cucumber, so you are not photographed. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed.

58. Kindergarten-level high school students are born with Mongolian frog heads.

59. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

6. You look very fauvism!

61. Don't talk to me. I'm a neat freak.

62. I want to say that you are an idiot, and I am praising you.

63. When there is a legend in the rivers and lakes, it is sorry for the audience if it doesn't make a fuss.

64. I looked at him sadly and said: Can the operation be cured?

65. Don't talk to me about life. You are not born.

66, the east is not bright, the west is bright, what are you like?

67. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

68. Being handsome is useless. You can use that face to swipe your card after spending.

69. International faces are universal.

7. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

71. The fallen flower intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water loves the fallen flower mercilessly.

72. Oversized and shameless loudspeakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

73. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

74. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

75. When God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door.

76. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

77. I heard that you are rich, and you have accepted Erlang as your master.

78. Your parents should spend those ten minutes walking!

79. Let's talk frankly, you can hold up a brothel.

8. Go straight to the point. Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

81. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

82, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

83. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances.

84. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

85. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

86. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

87. Your brother who failed 18 in the exam and got 249

88. He looks very sci-fi and abstract!

89. I've seen many ugly people, but it's too much to grow up like you!

9. You don't know me unless I am XX.