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1. They are all Millennium foxes, so what are you playing? 2. It is not naivety that defeats you, but the lack of shoes; 3. Do you think that four hukou can control the housing supply? 4. Insufficient IQ balance. 5. Handsome people don't remember villains; 6. It looks like a joke; 7. You are in trouble! You're planning something big! 8. It's not bad for me; 9. Good-looking scum; 10. Open the door disgusting-disgusting!

Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian, "Not bad for me."

1, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But I'm on the Fifth Ring Road and you're on the Fifth Ring Road.

2. Young master is never beautiful or handsome. Recently, due to various things, I feel unwell and look a little haggard. I owe this to my young master for many years, and I feel blue every time I think about it. It happened that the emperor's mother had just sent the first-class spicy ingredients to pay tribute to the country. The slave selfishly thought that it would be great if the young master used it! How about a little idea? Is it garlic to eat dregs?

We women like bad-looking men, but we don't like bad-looking men.

Lu Tao: That's not what I want. Cao Yunjin: What you want is not what I want. Yes!

5, three obedience: never considerate, never gentle, never considerate; Four virtues: don't say, don't fight, don't scold, and don't provoke.

MCA Funach's Happy Today 2

1, it's not innocence that beats you, it's no shoes.

People have just studied in Russia, why not play with diamonds?

When you left, it was just me and the load-bearing wall at home.

The Black sheep of Degang Guo and Yu Qian

What is 1 GDG? Degang Guo, go all out. I hope GDG is happy!

2, your IQ balance is obviously insufficient, find a place to charge!

3, when sleeping, count sheep, a sheep zzzz.

4. Coal was shipped from Pingdingshan, Henan Province to Datong, Shanxi Province.

Just now, the two hosts were very good, and Li Jun and the two girls were very good.

6. I dare not only buy a watch, but also wear it. I dare not only wear it, but also show it off. Not only do I dare to show it, but I won't hide it. Not only do I not hide, but I also dare to have fun.

7. A couplet inscribed by Emperor Qianlong's imperial pen: a drop of wine for the driver and two drops of tears for the relatives.

8. Buy 40 TVs, one TV is tuned to one channel, and one wall is fully coded. Sitting in a house is like sitting in an electric city. On New Year's Eve, all the programs were transferred to CCTV. (Why? ) There is Degang Guo tonight!

Pan Changjiang and Cai Ming "jump if they want"

1, I didn't expect you to be miniature, but your heart is still obscene!

2. How can you be an old lady like Cixi? You also served Cixi.

Are you used to retirement? Make your face shorter. Are you used to it?

4. We have been foxes for thousands of years. What are you playing with me?

My stage name is Little Gyro. No wonder I want to slap you so much!

6. Your dance is disgusting. Open the door. Gross.-Gross!

20 13 latest online buzzwords

1, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

2, where you fall, you get up there ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

3. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, which will cause "sea laughter".

4. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

6, the first love is infinitely good, just hanging up early.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

9. My heart is broken and I hold it out like dumpling stuffing.

10, the world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure?

1 1, I don't even believe in punctuation.

2B is not only a pencil, but also you.

13, I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

14, get to the point directly, and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

15, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

16, I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

17, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say, damn you!

18, the world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

19, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

20, unrequited love is a successful mime, saying it becomes a tragedy!

2 1, protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. ...

22, don't discharge to my brother, sister-in-law has caller ID. ..

Don't worry, I won't say anything if I kill you.

24, the left brain is all water, and the right brain is all flour, so it is easy to move, and everything is paste.

25, I thought you began to decadent, but found that you have been heartless.

26. Women nowadays, if you are the one during the day, let bullets fly at night. Therefore, there are many Zhao orphans.

27. Waiting for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

28, someone spilled oil on you and said to you: Don't worry, it's all automatic, what do you do? -Beat him for kidney deficiency and tell him, "Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang Pills for kidney deficiency, which contain no sugar."

29. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

30. If I am really good, why don't you?

3 1, love is a glass of wine. I took it to my lover carefully, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

32. Women in the new century: They got into the hall, got out of the kitchen, wrote the code, found the abnormality, killed the Trojan horse, climbed over the fence, drove a good car, bought a new house, competed for mistresses and defeated hooligans. ..

33. Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically. ...

34. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

35. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

36. True love is like a UFO, only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

39. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts and leave with jokes.

40. Please tell the prince that I am still on the way through difficulties, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome boys ... tell him to go back to sleep.