Did your boyfriend give you those interesting and wonderful gifts?

1, marbles, little daisies for grave-sweeping, sunflower seeds, white porcelain bowls, terrible potato chips, Chinese corsets worn by little dolls, dried roses for making tea, commemorative coins, game pendants, broken headphones and so on.

My birthday present is not an ex-boyfriend, but a good classmate in college. I sent a turtle by express delivery, and the whole company knew about it.

Your gift is not funny at all! Come, I present my birthday present, an induction cooker.

My ex-boyfriend gave me earrings that his ex-girlfriend didn't want, saying that his ex-girlfriend bought them in Shanghai before, which was very expensive. It's a pity to throw them away.

5. It's a dog. My boyfriend gave 20 fragrant wooden puppies with different shapes for his 20th birthday, and now they have become children's toys.

6. I didn't see him that day, had dinner with my friends, and finally waited for four words, happy birthday, goodbye.

7. Sometimes I really think he is my biological boyfriend. On my birthday, I asked him what he gave me. He said, "I gave myself to you. What else do you want? " Say what.

8. My ex-boyfriend sent two 50-cent whistles, saying that he whistled and he came. After talking for four years, I broke up.

9. I bought a hat with an animal head, two eyes and long ears, which is still golden yellow. Oh, my God. Laughing at me, and a box of chocolates.

10, when my husband was a boyfriend, he gave me a pack of socks, which said that he should wear a pair of socks every day from Monday to Sunday.

1 1, the worst gift is a diamond ring, saying that I have no psychological burden, it is a gift, not a proposal, and I don't have to pay him back when I break up, and then I broke up.

12. I gave her a carefully selected fruit knife and bought her a watermelon for fear that she wouldn't use it.

13, it was not a birthday, but a Valentine's Day. I was given a 9.9-pack rose with soap pollen, which I will remember all my life.

14, I gave him more than he gave me. The man seems so afraid of giving gifts that he doesn't know what to give for my birthday this year. He directly transferred 1 0,000 yuan to me ... but I like giving him things very much. Cheap and expensive are all within my ability, because I like romance, and I can be romantic with him if he is not romantic.

15, when my boyfriend chased me, almost two days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, he moved me a box of apples and a box of moon cakes. It's not anything of value, and I can't refuse it. He helped me to the door. After he left, I screamed at the sky. What a wonderful thing! I spend the rest of my life giving apples and moon cakes to others ... I've been with him for four years and I'm getting married.

16, I fell in love for one year and got married for four years. I don't know what a birthday present is! The reason is that his father celebrated his birthday one day earlier than me. Needless to say, it's too noisy. The next day, my birthday was surprisingly calm, and I was forced to worry. He gave me a sentence: Didn't I celebrate for you yesterday? This is also a kind of enjoyment. Damn it, how on earth did I spend so many years with him?

17, my boyfriend gave me two small boxes of crown cookies, and he basically ate them. I don't like sweets myself. After eating it, people happily said that the cookies were delicious and I was drunk.

18, the gold bracelet my mother hates to wear.

19. On Valentine's Day, someone gave me a plastic cup. Yes, it's plastic, and I'm particularly proud to tell me that it can shine.

20. Give me a little doll key chain that sells for two or three dollars outside.

2 1 and 18 yuan's cupcakes were bought for me after I offered to eat them.

22. A pair of KFC chicken wings.

23. Ten years of expensive gold jewelry, sometimes just send a text message happy birthday, once bought a fried chicken leg for my birthday.

24, people say that boring days are over, and then wait until his birthday to give me a gift.

25. I gave a watch, but the name of Taobao is still love ... 520 13 14, where ... is the name of my ex-girlfriend.