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I like how you reply with humor

If you are a boy, when the girl you like confesses her love to you, you must be sure to grasp it. Girls are generally thin-faced, and if they don’t agree to it quickly, they will cry. You can reply like this: "I have been eating dog food for so many years and I can finally make those younger brothers envious. It's great, I like you too." No matter how humorous you want to be, be sure to mention I like you too. Or you can say this: "You have the right to remain silent, but what you say will become evidence in court! You can't escape for the rest of your life." Brother, hold on tight and don't let go. Or say: "My Princess, I'm late." In today's society, boys generally dote on their girlfriends. The most romantic thing is kneeling down on one knee or something. Please cherish the girl who expresses her love to you, because you don't know How scared she was. If a girl confesses her love to someone she likes, she can say: "Hello, my unparalleled hero." Ah, it's so humorous and sweet. Boys must be very happy with this reply. Every girl has a hero. Meng, it’s great that you are the only one for her. Or: "Please take good care of me in the future, no returns will be accepted." There is a reply to you in humor, expressing that I like you too, you are cute and cute, I think it is good. Well, what if you don't like it? Many people are afraid of rejection and hurting others, but some things will hurt more the longer they are delayed. A humorous rejection may not be so hurtful. You can say: "I have seen through the world of mortals, and the donor should not embarrass the poor monk." "The dog food is delicious and I want to eat it for a few more years." etc., no matter how you answer , the editor recommends expressing a clear reply. How can I reply humorously if I like you? 2 If someone says they like you, you can reply humorously: 1. I am not RMB, so what do I like about you? 2. What a coincidence, I like myself more and more. 3. You can tell him directly, but it’s a pity that I won’t call you, or you can say it in a joking way. You can agree directly and readily, just say: "Okay.", "Okay.", "I do." and so on. You can also respond with joking words: "Guess.", "I don't believe it.", "Really?", "What a coincidence, I like myself too." etc. If the other person confesses to you, no matter you are a boy or a girl, never run away without responding or talking. This will make the other person feel entangled and confused. If the person you are confessing to is someone you don't like, you have to make it clear to the other person that I don't like you, or that we are not suitable. Be humorous, tell the other person about your shortcomings, imply that the other person will give up on you, and comfort the other person. You can still be friends if you can't be lovers. If the other person is someone you like, you can directly say to the other person, "What a coincidence, I like you too," etc. Smiling but not answering, accepting silently, giving me some time, and being friends first, these relatively vague replies are actually the wisest and the ones that can best relieve embarrassment. When the other person confesses to you, and you don’t know how to face it or reply, you just say to the other person: I don’t know how to reply to you at the moment. I will reply to you later on WeChat or text message on my mobile phone. If you have been waiting for the other person's confession for a long time, then stop pretending to be disparate, cherish this moment, and say to the other person passionately: If you don't give up, I am willing to hold your child's hand and grow old together with you. "You are really excellent, but we are not suitable for each other.", "Actually, I have always regarded you as my brother.", "I'm not thinking about feelings now.", "Don't talk about this now." are all relatively tactful. Reject words. How to reply humorously to me if I like you 3 1. You can say: Like it, it’s better than hating me! 2. You have such good taste, and I like myself too. 3. I’m not RMB. What do I like about it? 4. I also like myself, and I am awakened by my handsomeness every day. 5. Thank you for your like. I also like myself very much. 6. If you hold it back, you can only fall in love secretly. 7. Stop making trouble, big brother. 8. Really? I feel this is how it should be. 9. I like you better than yesterday and slightly less than Ming Dynasty. 10. I am very happy, at least I can be very proud in the future, after all, there have been people who were attracted by my charm, they were, and they will be now.