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Beg: I sent a text message to my boyfriend on Valentine's Day. We've been together for a year.

1, whenever I think of you, I feel a little sweet. Today, you and I met for a short time, but when I think about it, it's like the last century.

2. Nice to meet you. And fell in love with you, even though we live far apart. But there is no distance between heart and heart. Loving you is the happiest thing in my life

If you hear something in the wind, it's that I'm thinking of you. If you find some riddles in your dream, it's that I'm calling you.

I call you not because I miss you, but because I can't help thinking about you.

5. The script I wrote for you-theme: signal. Protagonist: Me and you. Stage: mobile phone screen. Scene: It's Tanabata again. I miss you far away. I gently press my thumb-I miss you. Please turn on and receive!

6. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

Valentine's day greetings

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.

● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me.

The most classic Qixi greeting

You are a halo, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.

Husband (wife): May our love always be as colorful as quiet green tea, fragrant coffee, romantic red wine and warm vodka.

aftertaste ...

The spring breeze is like a dream, and the wind has passed without a trace. I only send my best wishes for the thoughts in my heart. Your skin is a stick, and my lip print is a symbol of love; I want to write an unforgettable song to make you happy forever.

Husband (wife): May our love be as colorful and unforgettable as quiet green tea, fragrant coffee, romantic red wine and warm vodka forever. ...

I really hope to be with you again. I don't know how far we can go together, but I know that in the end, I will always love you until the end of my life, whether we are still together or not.

-handsome you, beautiful me, blue moon, silly smile, like your good, like your "bad", faint lake, clear lake, I decided to love you to the end!

-Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, only for passing by in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a lost ship.

-the sky changes, the earth changes, the sea changes, people change, the world changes, changes, changes. The only constant is my love for you, my love for you, and a heart that has long been intoxicated with you.

-outside the castle peak building outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes him intoxicated and only treats dinosaurs as beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's Day, dear.

-when I can't see you, I am eager to see you; Seeing you, I am afraid of leaving; I can't be happy whether I can't see you or not.

-blank days are full of you, whether it is calm or brilliant, I like it; I would rather have you as my partner in the journey of life, whether it is rough or flat.

-I like the feeling of holding my hand in your palm. I want to love you forever and hold hands for life. Forgive me for being willful and unruly. Love you.

Maybe it is wrong to love you, but I don't regret falling in love with you. I hope I can meet you again in my next life! Since I love you, I don't regret it. I am willing to stay with you forever and love you with my life!

Acquaintance is a kind of fate, and the intersection of hearts makes us have endless romantic feelings; Being together is a promise, and we will always remember our beautiful love story in the world cycle!

-Well, to be honest, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really want me, just tell me! I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too!

On Valentine's Day, I'm going to cook a fish. You can stew it, boil it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

-Flowers bloom and fall, and the water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you!

The stupidest person in the world loves someone and doesn't know what to do. That person is me. I will always think of you and do anything for you. What do you think of the future?

-I like watching you fall asleep, because then you won't have any troubles. I like the way you smile at me, because you are the happiest at that time. I just want to make you happy.

-I dare not love you too much, for fear of forgetting myself. I dare not love you too much, for fear of losing myself. I dare not love you too much, for fear that I can't find myself.

Maybe I can't give you all the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you all my best things, because there are only three words: I love you! Forever and ever!

The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!

-there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...

-Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.

-In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you.

In the quiet night, thinking of you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

-Sauvignon Blanc: The dawn is cold, the night is cold, the lover's holiday is lonely, and the shadow is sad. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

-I envy the sun, he can see your bright smile, I envy the moon, she can watch you sleep peacefully, I envy myself, at least I can always miss you.

-I love your eyes the most, hiding my deep affection and your gentleness; Love your lips most, share my passion and your infatuation; The person who loves you the most gave you my life and yours!

Wealth can never buy satisfaction and quiet happiness; Love and happiness are the most precious things in the world! Dear, Happy white day!

◆ Love your lover-deep affection is on the verge!

◆ When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

◆ If the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

◆ Love is the yearning in the heart, the ringing of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

◆ I am afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

◆ Old lover-helpless and ridiculous.

◆ There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' holiday alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

◆ The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

◆ It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

◆ What you pursue-send a piece of infatuation.