Tik Tok's naughty copy (58 sentences)

1. I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

2. Don't flirt with me, or I will molest you.

3. Friends are not afraid of being really bad, but they are afraid of being fake.

4. You should cherish what I give you, especially your face!

5. No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

6. invite you to eat fish when you are free. it seems that you are quite picky!

7. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

8. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

9. I'm not fat, but swollen due to my allergy to life.

1. If you can't love me, don't bother me and get your hands on my loneliness.

11. The greatest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

12. No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness.

13. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

14, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool, so long.

15. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

16. It is better to try your best to live beautifully than to comfort yourself with being ordinary and valuable.

17, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness is not so happy.

18. Fortunately, I am ugly, and I have never experienced what you said about love and hate.

19. Don't say it's a match. A cigarette lighter with a dollar can light a cigarette with 1, dollars.

2. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil! It is difficult for a rich man to have no money!

21. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

22. Summer vacation lasts for two months. I don't even know how this month came.

23. A true brother is to be your woman when you need her most.

24. Tomorrow is another day. How many tomorrows there are! Since there are so many, we might as well put it off again.

25. Women are not Oreos. Please don't twist, lick and soak again.

26. Sometimes we are so sensitive that no one looks down on you, but we don't look at you at all.

27. I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

28. Who said you didn't have perseverance? Haven't you been single for decades?

29, the face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary, and money is necessary.

3. I've thought about the five words "I'm especially hard-working", and I've only achieved the first four.

31. You are a pervert, calling you a scum, and you are sorry for other scum, scum? You deserve it, too

32. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. I get angry when I read it and wipe my ass too carefully.

33. I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but when I was practicing the ninth abdominal muscle, I was possessed, and I got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed to an ugly method.

35. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, and those who are not so good-looking and like to eat are called gits!

36. An impulsive person like me should be severely beaten and calm down carefully.

37. The pride of a woman is not how loyal a man is, but how well you are after leaving him.

38. Nowadays, people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, but I am awesome. I simply don't have enough to eat.

39. Quitting smoking for boys is the same as losing weight for women. The less you lose, the fatter you get. The more you quit smoking, the more you smoke!

4. When God closes a door for you, he will always leave many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

41. I believe that time can really change a person, just like you were ugly before, and then you became uglier and uglier.

42. When I was brilliant, I was surrounded by friends. When I was down and out, I didn't even have a dog.

43. It's out of fashion, and it's out of fashion. Dress sexy, too sexy, just sit on the stage.

44. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie.

45. I've been single for a long time. Even when I cook jiaozi and see two of them sticking together, I have to separate them with a shovel.

46. The new definition of moonlight clan: at the beginning of the month, I eat whatever dogs eat, and at the end of the month, I eat whatever dogs eat.

47. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the singing on the shore. It is the most dazzling national style to make a big noise.

48. Some people say that I am fat. Oh, do you understand that this is called being rich? I am adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.

49. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping phone, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow. It scared me to death.

5. I used to be an angel, and the reason why I can't go back to heaven is because the delicious food on earth is so tempting that I have gained weight.

51. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

52. When I saw that everyone's boyfriends were getting uglier and uglier, I knew that everyone was getting serious and really going to get married.

53. As a dress, you can't bathe yourself, and you want me to wash it for you. You can't lose the face of clothes, you say!

54. The above is a selection of 56 sentences from Tik Tok's naughty copybook I shared with you. Welcome to read and collect them.

55. The best feeling is that my mobile phone is fully charged, and I can finally unplug the charger and roll to the other side of the bed.

56. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf at any time and lie everywhere.

57. There is only one reason to move forward, but one hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day, but never use one reason to prove that he is a warrior.

58. I've prepared Tik Tok's naughty copywriting encyclopedia for everyone. Let's have a look at it with my friends who want to know. Life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it's thrilling.