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3 15 Consumer Rights Day Blessing SMS
On the right day of 1 On 3 15, the State Administration of Quality Supervision conducted a step-by-step review of your friendship with me and was awarded? National inspection-free products? The shelf life is: life.
2. Get up peacefully in the morning, take a walk in the house that doesn't belong to me, then drink a cup of melamine milk powder, chew some pieces of plasticizer bread and eat some dyed steamed bread, and you can go to the class where you only work overtime and don't get a raise. At noon, eat a few pieces of pork filled with lean meat essence and try some swelling agent watermelon. Then, I will happily send you 3 15 high-quality sincere greetings.
3.3 15 is a holiday. After a secret investigation of you, I found that you have three products-beautiful for no reason, handsome without conditions, unlimited happiness, regardless of the Consumers Association. Then I have to wish you happiness forever!
4. Today on 3 15, you were appraised by the Consumers Association. Your happiness is real, and your troubles are fake. By the way, I will give you three bags: I will laugh after reading it, your career will be better, and your future will be infinitely better!
5.3 15 equity day. Three no? Blessing is coming out! I wish you: no disaster, no ups and downs in life, no busyness in work, no overtime work, no illness, no pain, no discomfort, no worries and no sadness!
6.3 15 has arrived. After the test, what is your sadness? Fake? Fake? Is there any trouble? Counterfeit products? , failure is? Counterfeit money? Only happiness and success? Real gold is not afraid of fire? , use? Sincerely? I wish you happiness!
On 3 15 Rights Day, our friendship was looked at in the fog, evaluated by the strongman of the angel of fate, and given? Love is invincible? Inspection-free products; Validity: Forever and ever!
8. Today is 3. 15. I don't copy other people's thinking. I will resolutely defend your right to happiness and good luck, guarantee our right to sincere friendship, and wish you high-quality happiness.
9. This short message greets your family, which is absolutely sincere and affectionate; Care for your lover, without hypocrisy; Bless your friends, never perfunctory. This information is absolutely trusted by consumers. Please feel free to forward it.
10. Your troubles are recalled, your diseases are eliminated, and your bad luck is sealed. I will replace you with happiness, restore your health, start good luck, and give you 10 thousand years of happiness for free! The Consumer Council hereby informs! 3. 15 Happy!
1 1. Today is 3. 15. I heard Bao Heizi changed the case to counterfeiting. I'm worried about you. Now I'll give you a chance to check and correct yourself: are you pretending to ignore me? Did you pretend to forget me? Rectify within a time limit to see the future? Laugh? !
12.3 15 equity day. Three no? Blessing is coming out! I wish you: no disaster, no ups and downs in life, no busyness in work, no overtime work, no illness, no pain, no discomfort, no worries and no sadness!
13. Anyone who enters our store on March 15 will be given a free dish of happiness and a bowl of good luck. As for happiness, it will be supplied in large quantities to ensure your satisfaction. 3. 15 happy big reward, please enter the store with this short message.
14. Today is 3 15 Rights Protection Day, and I want to defend my right to pray. In the next 24 hours, I will give you the right to happiness, peace and health. I wish you happiness forever.
On the right day of 15. On 3 15, the State Administration of Quality Supervision reviewed your friendship step by step and was awarded the title of "Friendship" under the witness of the whole country. National inspection-free products? The shelf life is: life.
16.3 15 Rights Day is coming, please protect your health right, be strong and make a lot of money; Maintain the right to peace and live a stable and eternal reunion life; Maintain the right to happiness, lucky for a hundred years!
On the right day of 17. 3 15, our friendship was examined by discerning people in the fog, evaluated by the strong angel of fate, and given? Love is invincible? Inspection-free products; Validity: Forever and ever!
18. Today is 3. 15. I don't copy other people's thinking. I will resolutely defend your right to happiness and good luck, resolutely guarantee our right to sincere friendship, and resolutely wish you high-quality happiness.
19.3 15 consumer protection day is coming. I hope there is less greed, less selfishness, less cruelty, more sincerity, more enthusiasm and more love in the world, so that everyone can be happy and comfortable!
20. This short message greets your family, which is absolutely sincere and affectionate; Care for your lover, without hypocrisy; Bless your friends, never perfunctory. This information is absolutely trusted by consumers. Please feel free to forward it.
2 1. Today's O is 3. 15. Based on the principle that friends are God, I have been ordered to investigate you thoroughly. Please cooperate! Your troubles are of unknown origin and have now been sealed; Bad luck has expired and deteriorated, and all of them have been removed from the shelf; Happiness is reliable in quality and can be registered as a trademark; Happy is genuine and has applied for exemption from inspection; Wealth is trustworthy and can accelerate development; Health has been internationally certified and can roam around the world. Please sign for it after the quality inspection is completed!
22.O 3. 15 The latest blessing is released, with no adulteration, no discount for friendship, guaranteed quality, exclusive copyright and limited delivery. If other similar products are found, they are counterfeit. Have fun!
23. o Your troubles have been recalled, your diseases have been eliminated, your bad luck has been sealed, you will be replaced by happiness, your health will be restored, your good luck will be turned on, and you will get another 10,000 years of happiness for free! The Consumer Council hereby informs! 3. 15 Happy!
24. o today 3. 15, I heard that Bao Heizi changed the case to counterfeiting. I'm worried about you. Now I'll give you a chance to check and correct yourself: are you pretending to ignore me? Did you pretend to forget me? Rectify within a time limit to see the future? Laugh? !
25.O 3. 15 international consumer rights day, my wishes are not exaggerated, friendship is not adulterated, and sincerity is free of moisture. I wish you good health, happiness and security forever. I wish you happiness!
26.o 3. 15 international consumer rights day, when cracking down on counterfeit and shoddy products, I want to wish you become? Three no? Products, first, good health, no disease and no pain; Second, carefree; Third, there is no disaster, no safety cover!
27.o 3 15 We should protect our rights, but six don't. Remember, first, it is not easy to earn money at work, so don't believe in promotional advertisements; Second, we should rationally buy discounted and reduced-price items, bearing in mind our own psychology; Third, don't shop blindly, shop around and consult more; 4.3. Don't buy without products, and purchase items with invoices; 5. Don't buy door-to-door sales, and be careful when distributing goods; 6. Sign the consumption contract first, and don't pay the deposit in a hurry.
28. Today is 3 15 Consumer Protection Day. Did the mobile phone send you a blessing? Three packs of cards? : 1 package, you smiled after reading the text message; 2 packages, you save the SMS business, step by step; Three guarantees, you send a text message, and good luck rolls in.
29. Today, after the quality evaluation of our friendship by Consumers Association, the evaluation report is actually three products, unconditional, unreasonable and uncertain. If you can't help it, just use it, don't look for a consumer association! Happy!
30. Today is 3. 15. After the quality evaluation of our friendship by Consumers Association, the evaluation report is actually three products, unconditional, unreasonable and uncertain. If you can't help it, just use it, don't look for a consumer association! 3. 15 Happy!
3 1. Today is 3. 15. I don't copy other people's creations or thoughts. I will resolutely defend your right to happiness and good luck, guarantee our right to sincere friendship, and wish you happiness with good quality and quantity.
My Love for You was reviewed by Cupid, a love judge, appraised by Yue Lao, an authoritative expert on fate, and finally awarded by the World Love Association? I love you? The exemption certificate is valid for life! 3. 15 Happy!
33. This short message has passed ISO900 1 certification and is a national inspection-free product. 3. 15 Association designates the integrity trademark, and people trust the brand. You are welcome to use it. I wish you all the best, good health, peace and happiness forever!
34. What a fake word these days! Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake advertisements, fake feelings, fake smiles, fake money. Fortunately, the greetings from friends are genuine. ? 3. 15? Happy!
35.3. 15 consumer rights protection day, after discussion and decision by relevant departments, you should strictly implement the "three haves and don 'ts" rule, that is, you have a smooth job, a ticket, a sweet and happy love, a lover and a carefree smile.
36. Today is 3. 15. After the quality evaluation of our friendship by Consumers Association, the evaluation report is actually three products, unconditional, unreasonable and uncertain. If you can't help it, just use it, don't look for a consumer association! 3. 15 Happy!
37. Sow a seed of civilization and give birth to a simple root; Draw a pair of hope buds and grow an upright stem; Stretch out a leaf of honesty and blossom a true flower: 3. 15, civilization starts from me!
38. Every March 15, we should safeguard consumers' rights and interests, involving life and services, care about food, clothing, housing and transportation, and enjoy the happiness of life. Remember to spend happily, and wish you a happy March 8+05. 38800.88888888886
39. Love is not adulterated, affection is not faked, friendship is not faked, good luck is not lacking, health is not lacking, safety is not cut, luck is not cut, happiness is not faked, and happiness is guaranteed. 3. 15 Happy!
40. Overlord clause: This blessing takes the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of friendship, which is exclusive to the brother company and cannot be modified or deleted. It must be sent to friends on March 15 to accept the quality verification of friendship!
4 1. For lovers:
42. My Love for You was reviewed by Cupid, a love judge, appraised by Yue Lao, an authoritative expert on fate, and finally awarded by the World Love Association? I love you? The exemption certificate is valid for life!
43.3 15, love is not adulterated, love is not fake, love is not publicity, my love for you is out of print. This is the only one. There is no semicolon. It will be valid for life and will never be broken. I swear here!
44. Fate needs to meet, and I only wait for you; Love can't be bought or sold, I just wait for you; Love can't be adulterated, I just stay for you. Love for you can withstand 3 15 counterfeiting; My love for you will always be priceless!
45.3 15 love contract: party a: you; Party B: Me; The object of the contract: true love; Signing place: the place where I met you; Performance: Love you in various ways; Notarization: Yue Lao; Term of the contract: life!
46. I thought I cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu and jumped off a building with a parachute.
47. Selling fake drugs to patients is selling conscience. Send fake goods to the supermarket and sell evil. 3. 15 the purpose of counterfeiting is to dig out these heartless scum for exhibition and let the world spit on them!
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