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Spring pig love: you are happy, too. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. Reading aloud is a pig, and all the pigs in the world are saying it's a gift.

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2. Requirements of a harmonious society: the family is not dissolved, the lover is not naughty, and the same thing is perfect. Finding a beautiful woman won't add chaos, the leader won't stare, friends will talk for a long time when they meet, and coax their wives to send them with a smile.

Category: Humorous SMS greetings

3. Smart women can inspire men, beautiful women can confuse men, talented women can attract men, women with status can play with men, and women with everything can confuse a group of men.

Category: SMS humorous jokes.

4. When the minister said once, when the director said twice, when the director said three times, when the section chief said four times, want to be the director said five times, endless words are from his wife.

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Fish said: I always open my eyes and let you stay in my eyes forever. Water said: I keep flowing, so that I can hug you forever. The pot said: it's almost ripe, and it's still so poor. dispatch

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6. When the Marriage Law was revised, the typist changed monogamy into monogamy in an instant. During the deliberation, it was generally reflected that this article had been changed well and kept pace with the times, but it was afraid that the supply could not be sent out.

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7. The farmer drove an ox cart into the city and was stopped by 1 10 police on the grounds that there was no license plate. The farmer angrily found a board, wrote a card and hung it up. The police fainted on the spot! I saw that it said: Niu B-74 1 10 has been sent.

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8. Men's code: caring is an attempt, enthusiasm is lewd, cherishing is affectation, love words are farting, explanation is an excuse, hypocrisy is very important, sincerity is a lie, and playboy is normal. dispatch

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9. You are old enough. There are some things you should know! The sky is used to blow; The land is used to grow grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind; You are used to stew vermicelli ~ ~

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10, there are seven products for women: a little girl is a semi-finished product, a girl is a finished product, a virgin is the best, a young woman is the top grade, a wife is a daily necessities, other people's wives are supplements, and an old maid is a souvenir.

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1 1, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money and cultivate talents, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and fools who read them.

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