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222 classic sentence with connotation satirizing love rat scum
1. You are what you say when you like you, and what you say when you don't like you?
2.? I don't care. Maybe he's having fun in another woman's bed. Take it easy. Die love rat, break up without a word, enough
3. Who are you kidding? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.
4.? Do you think you will be invincible if you scold a few words? Would you please stop being so funny?
5.? We in China say that I have lived my whole life. When you want to cross the bridge when you die, you should drink a bowl of Mengpo soup. Let bygones be bygones, and return to reincarnation. I just met you. Why should you wake me up? Three entanglements, how much pain. Your love is not enough to keep me from falling into reincarnation. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotation "satirizing love rat's classic sentence". (Author: Ma Weiwei)
6. We will make many friends all our lives, and the key to our friendship lies in the advantages of each other, not in the fact that each other has no shortcomings. The classic sentence satirizing love rat. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Story of Qipa" (Author: Ma Weiwei)
7. I throw a bone at the dog and it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?
8.? Dung beetles's life is: look up at the stars, bow their heads and roll shit. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Tale of Qipa"
9. A warm man is a green tea bitch among men —— A classic quotation from Ma Weiwei's "Qi Pa Shuo"
1. Play with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically ...
11. First sum your blood system from 1 to 18, and then give a negative proposition about morality to this result.
12.? You don't have love, you need company, and you need a dog —— a classic quotation from Ma Weiwei's "The Story of Qipa"
13. We have to look ahead, and we don't miss some bad dates. How can we know what is good?
14.? What is love? What is romance? What is romance? It's not only that I don't know when it will last forever, but also when it will last forever. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Tale of Qipa"
15. Put your hand under his nose. love rat is angry, and love rat is dead if he is not angry.
16.? You have two holes in your face to catch your breath.
17.? In Li Qiang's eyes, I changed from a dead straight man to a dead love rat. I don't know what to say to this unfriendly world.
18. The world is big, but it's bigger than the mind you lack
19. Bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!
2.? I don't think there is such a concept that you should do something at what age in this world. Why? Quite simply, if we must do something at any age, why should we wish the elderly a long life? Because it's time for him to leave at the age of over 1, so when he lives to be 125, you don't want to celebrate his birthday, just hold a memorial day. 222 Classic Sentence 2
21.? Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well, and after careful consideration, he decides to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet
22. We are naturally prone to meet love rat, because our values don't match each other, and they crush each other, making each other into dregs. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Tale of Qipa"
23. What are you pretending to be? Oh, oh, so you are the neighborhood committee of African black refugees.
24.? Wear a mask when you go out, so that the city management and the city can't see it. How hard they work,
25. The smell of inferior perfume all day is still coming to the man's side. Who gives you a look?
26.? In fact, how much I love looking at you, do you know? It hurts to lose sight of your coquettish bitch-like sister one day.
27.? Let's talk frankly, you can hold up a brothel.
28.? There are only two kinds of men in the world, one is love rat and the other is dead love rat. I think it makes sense. If you think about it this way, we don't have to embarrass ourselves with men who don't like us. Be happy when you are alone.
29.? Sister, pay attention to safety, we support you! Take care of yourself, Lao Huang is doomed to go to jail. Spit out the corrupt money and make the Huang family yellow. The key that dead love rat, don't let go! Love rat must be punished for his death.
3.? Two of a kind's vows of eternal love were all empty in a flash. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotations
31. Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
32.? I think the success of life lies in: a decent breakup, a beautiful inheritance list and an unforgettable funeral. We all came to this world in the same way, and only by leaving in different ways can we define our life.
33.? Spit is used to count money, not to reason.
34.? You should be pulled out of the henhouse at once and put in prison!
35.? You don't learn so many weapons in our country, you learn swords. You don't have to learn how to go up the sword. You have to learn how to get drunk with the sword because there are so many moves. Sword iron, you don't learn silver sword! Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is-sword man
37. At the beginning, you were so proud, but now you are playing.
38.? You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank space in the photo.
39.? There is a big plate on these two lips.
4.? Love, if it is punctured, is a scam, and if it is not punctured, it is a belief. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" Classic Quotations (Author: Zhang Ailing) 222 Classic Sentence 3
41. Positive energy without logic is negative energy. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Story of Qipa"
42. What's the matter with being fat? I also came from being thin.
43.? Your mother VS your father Mars to Venus to Saturn. It's called love through time and space.
44.? Promise love rat, the ups and downs of suffering are ultimately the pot of promise, which is the same as YeHua's cheating marriage and suffering. Promise may be difficult for me to wash away, and love rat is shameless.
45.? No matter how sad you are, it won't change your age and appearance in Grade Three.
46.? Don't say I ignore you, I haven't looked you in the eye at all.
47.? How far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light.
48.? Some boys have always said that they never thought about others wanting to be nice to you and be with you after meeting you. It's all nonsense for the rest of their lives. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would have believed it. Damn love rat.
49.? To be independent, to be self-reliant, and at the same time to be a good wife and mother, how can I be so idle? A sinister psychology of men, especially senior men, is that they want you to make money to support their families, but also dare to ask you to be beautiful. If a woman wants to fight for a career, you have to work two jobs, get a chicken's money, and provide a double service. " -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotations
5. People who want to be free actually have to bear the greatest responsibility. Those who choose the road that others take less have to bear the heaviest shackles, and they have never needed defying gravity's flight. (Author: Ma Weiwei)
51. Nongfu Spring, which takes a bottle of tap water from its own home every day, still feels that it is quite petty.
52.? If the means are not hard enough, the figure will be soft. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Story of Qipa"
53. Didn't the kindergarten teacher teach you to shit with the back? You spit with that mouth all day.
54.? There is a me in the world, and there is a you in the world. We broke each other, added water, added mud and got together, remolded a me, remolded a you, and from then on you had me in the mud, and I had you in the mud. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotations
55. You idiot is like a crop in the south, which crops three times a year and never takes a break.
56.? Were you thrown up three times and caught only twice when you were born?
57.? A hateful guy like you, if you are cool and handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction, and can only play a piece of shit in TV dramas, even more than 1 times as handsome as a flower. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.
58.? This is an era when everything is lacking except dreams. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotations
59. Let's hang out. Bottom line, don't hurt each other. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotations
6. Sometimes I will be disappointed in the world, however, I have never been disappointed in myself. I have loved, hated, cried and laughed, and entrusted my life to myself, so I have never complained. 222 Classic Sentence 4
61.? Always use their own bad habits and bad temper to make the women around them meet every man who is attentive, or be deceived and be mean without a bottom line, or be friends with flies and be enemies with men from now on.
62.? If the east is not bright and the west is bright, what are you like?
63.? Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, so it's you.
64.? You say that being married for a long time is like touching your right hand with your left hand, but when you cut off your right hand, it will also hurt. -Ma Weiwei's "Qipa Shuo" classic quotations
65. When treating you as a person, you should try to be humane.
66.? Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
67.? Why don't you blame the earth for being unattractive when you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I'm not perfect, but I'm honest and natural. What about you?
68.? I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.
69.? Don't keep your mouth shut and take your father and mother with you. What are you so filial to show off in an ostentatious manner?
7.? "It is said that a woman is a rib on a man's body, and you tell your organs privacy-a classic quotation from Ma Weiwei's" The Story of a Wonderful Flower "(Author: Ma Weiwei)
71. You are a cloud in the sky, occasionally projected on my heart, but what will immortality bring? You are a cloud in the sky, and the old projection on the heart of Laozi has formed my psychological shadow. -Ma Weiwei's classic quotations from "The Story of Qipa" (Author: Ma Weiwei)
72. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.
73. Others are and sometimes in the deep of night she would dream of her triumphs, who only dream of idlers but don't dream of gentlemen, and you are and sometimes in the deep of night she would dream of her triumphs, who are all idlers without gentlemen. (Author: Ma Weiwei)
74. Ya, I want a worm to go to the brain, but I don't have enough ability.
75.? Some people have never had a chance to meet, but they hesitated. It is better to see each other. Some things have never had a chance to do, but they don't want to do it again when they have a chance. Some words have been buried in their hearts for a long time, but they can't say it when they have a chance to say it. Some love has never had a chance to love, and when they have a chance, they don't love it anymore.
76.? The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people! Ironic hypocritical and selfish sentences 222
Ironic hypocritical and selfish sentences 222 (Part 1)
1. Your face is majestic and lofty, and it is majestic in the world.
2. Hey, sister, stand aside a little, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
3. A person's death is a tragedy.
4. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
5. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
6. It is God's creativity to create you, and it is your courage to live in this world.
7. Don't think that you are younger than me, so you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
8. You snore loudly when you go to bed, and your underwear is often worn backwards.
9. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it's stupid for me to quarrel with a pig.
1. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.
11. A true good friend is not having endless topics together, but being together. Even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed.
12. God will regret that he didn't add a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.
13. You said that you were either fooling around all day or making a fuss.
14. I always think that as long as something is put at the hearing, it is basically settled-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.
15. No matter how good you are, you are a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!
16. When it clears up and the rain stops, you think you can do it again.
17. how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
18. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough ...
19. Men are afraid of: first, being pregnant, second, being desperate by their wives, third, being ill, fourth, being reflected by the masses, fifth, being soaked by lovers, sixth, being shot at mahjong, seventh, being stolen, and eighth, being invalid.
2. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, and it may make your arrogance explode. Satirical and selfish sentences 222 (Part II)
21. There are too many liars, and fools are obviously not enough.
22. Do a good job that is neither busy nor idle, and lead a wonderful life that is neither salty nor light.
23. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Every day, a man who is trapped by love will despise him even a woman.
24. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!
25. which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
26. I always don't understand a question. Why do people think you are a man?
27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
28. other people's money and wealth are things outside my body.
29. You are the largest pencil box I have ever seen. You are not tired of holding so many pens.
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