A dialogue about the long-distance flirting routine with your girlfriend.

1, why do you think some girls can tolerate 12 cm and 13 cm, but some even feel pain at 8 cm? Maybe it has something to do with its depth ... What are you talking about? Popular science knowledge ... What do you think I'm talking about? Say what? High heels ... routine. Am I? (dog head) 2. What is soft and small at first, and then grows bigger and hates hard? Your magic weapon is wrong, the fried dough sticks (dog head) are too dirty. No, you are too dirty. 3. What's the name of Bunny? Teletubbies are wrong. It's called rabbit. What is the baby's name? What are the names of the babies of sheep and horses? What's the name of Ma Bao Baoji Baby? Chicken baby is wrong, called egg (dog head). Do you feel comfortable wearing condoms? It doesn't matter whether I'm comfortable or not, what matters is you. I just saw it on the internet, and it doesn't matter whether I wear it or not. Hahahahahaha, but some people say that it is uncomfortable not to wear a condom, because the mobile phone is broken, not good! There is one thing I have never told you ... What is it? Between you and me, I'm actually a butterfly fart. You want to ask me what butterfly is good, what butterfly is it? I, Sidi ... 6. Once upon a time, there was a pig and a tiger in the cave, and the tiger died the next day. Why? I don't know what you said! May starve to death. I don't know how the tiger died, but only pigs should know. 7. 100 Idiot met robbers on the road, 96 were killed, and now there are only 4 left. Who will save them? I don't know. I won't save it anyway. Yes, you will. Why? Because you are an idiot. Dialogue 2 1. After meeting you, I have been doing one thing, that is, trying to turn the person I love into my lover. I didn't know what infatuation was until I was occupied by you all night. The truest sense of security comes not from love, but from preference. Only with you will I surrender without reservation. 4, like simple together, do not need vows of eternal love. I am only your dispensable person, but I regard you as my most important person. 6, the best day, nothing more than: you are making trouble, she is laughing, so warm for a lifetime. 7. Your figure is really great. I guess everyone around you has eyes to see, right It can be said that there are bumps, especially the movements of walking and dancing, which make me's spaced out. 8. The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day. 9. As long as she calls her daughter-in-law, she will cherish her life. 10, being my girl is as irreplaceable as sunshine. 1 1, be simple, don't indulge in fantasy, don't be at a loss about the future, take the road today and live a good life now. 12, I really want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through life. I am warm and live up to each other. 13. What if I never see you again? In fact, besides you, I have other choices in my life, such as choosing to be single all my life. 14, I hope we can go home together instead of sending you home. 15, wake up and think I love you very much. I am very happy and proud these two days. You're a little too scary. Especially not at all confusing. 16, the most beautiful things in love are "you" and "me", which eventually become "us". 17, it's very troublesome to fall in love. I'll trouble you later. 18, meeting you is the fate of this life. Falling in love with you is my happiness in this life. Protecting you is my choice in this life. I have no regrets about you in this life. I will love you forever. Marry me! 19, I have three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you forever. 20. I am not a hero. I only do what I want to do and protect the people I want to protect. 2 1, I think 50 years later, I will still love you as I do now. 22. Nothing grows here. Later, you came once and miraculously everything grew. This is my heart. 23, the rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough. 24, two people for a lifetime, three meals and three seasons. 25. It is said that you dream of someone because that person is thinking of you. If my heart is ups and downs, please allow me to fall into your dream. 26, just like the most comfortable, you don't have to be good, I like it, I am not good, you don't dislike it. 27. When roses bloom, whose future will bloom and the stars shine, who is my love? I don't want to wait, I don't want to linger, I want to find someone to love. 28, you love me, I accompany you; You don't love me, I give you freedom. This is the silly me, the one who cares about you. 29. Dear, you are my general formula. Without you, I will never know myself. 30. You told me before that I had never been in love, and I was the first one, so I was afraid that I didn't do well enough to make you think that love was just like that! 3 1. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. 32. I can think of the best future. When my sideburns are old, I can still drink wine with you and say that I am old with a smile. 33. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging. I have a soft spot for you, which has nothing to do with you. 35. The days with you are called time, otherwise it is just the meaningless swing of the clock. 36. Cute, I'm interviewing. Interview for what? Interview your girlfriend. 37. Every day is ordinary, except the day I met you. The sky is pink, drinking water is sweet, and the sunshine is particularly warm. 38. The only meanness in this life is that you are mine. 39. You and the moon can be treasured. I just like you, I mean no harm. 4 1, life is terrible, but fortunately I am cute. 42. I have never succeeded in anything in my life, but I don't want to screw it up to make you happy. 43. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault. Long-distance love, wet girlfriend routine dialogue 3 Long-distance love touching words 1, next time I sleep with you in the name of long time no see. Maybe you will never know that the passers-by you pass casually on the road are those who even dream of seeing them. Every day that should be romantic, we looked at each other across Qian Shan. 4. I talked about love, cried on the mobile phone, smiled on the mobile phone, and finally separated, but I couldn't hug him. 5, suitable for talking about long-distance love, there is a sweetheart across the distant countryside. Every piece of information is together. 6. Maybe you don't know that the person you meet in the street is someone that others dream of but can't see. 7. Sorry, thousands of miles away, I can only say good night to you through the screen. I can't tell you why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others. 9. Goodbye, even if you have a quick glance, don't look back. 10. The worries I don't want to mention to anyone grow in the dark corner. 1 1. No matter where you are, I will be here waiting for you to come back. 12, I want to hold you and be wronged to death through the broken screen. 13, I want to touch your heart, just as you touched mine. 14, the saddest thing is not your departure, but knowing that you have left, I still stay where I am, unwilling to change my direction and waiting for you to come back with a smile. 15, I like you if you like it; If you don't want to, I'll have a unrequited love, okay? 16, you are not the only one, and I don't want it. Only you are the last person I want. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is to spend the years with you. 18, I believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will last forever. I won't leave you, just as the moon leaves the earth. 19, I like you because you are the last thing I want to say before going to bed at night. 20. Learn to live without love. Love is an instinct in the world, and no one is right or wrong. If someone asks me why I love you, my answer is: because it is you, because it is me. 22. I don't want to wake up in my dream, I'd rather get drunk. Hold on to my tenderness, afraid to let go and slip away. I don't care if others are nice, and I don't care if you are nice. 24. From now on, you are my princess and I am your hero. I only drew my sword for you. If you get into trouble, I'll help you out. I want to tell the world that you are my favorite person. Give me a hundred sweets, tell a thousand stories, say ten thousand nice words, and don't change babies. 26. Shi Lishan River is not as ambitious as you. 27. The world is like a giant doll machine. I just miss you through the glass. 28. If love has different forms, I will hide my favorite you in my heart. 29. For you, I have surrendered unconditionally. You'd better sign a love contract. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower bathed in your warm sunshine. How to say good night in a long-distance relationship? 1. Is there a bear looking for the honey you want in your dream castle? Dear, is there a butterfly dancing your favorite dance music in your dream river? Sweet dreams. Good night. 2, the moon is bright, the wind is calm, and the stars are shining; Send text messages to express feelings and feel that things will be done; The dog is asleep, the cat is awake, and the baby is so happy; Arrive in the evening, relax, and feel good every day. Good night, baby! It seems that the midnight bell has rung, and the grand scene of transit of venus is about to be staged. When witnessing this once-in-a-century natural wonder, I will gently say good night to you, hoping to have a happy event to accompany you ... 4. The plan of the year lies in the morning, and the early bird gets the worm. Get up, lazy pig. The god of wealth is knocking at the door. Get up, lazy pig. Happiness is waiting for you. Today, a good dream came true and everything went well. Good morning, friend. 5, happy days, happy you! Wonderful life, warm you! Happy days, I hope to share with you! In a wonderful and passionate life, there is your warmth and happiness! Good Night! Sweet dream! 6. At this time, you can put down the sword of fighting. At this moment, you can take off your battle armor. This point can relax your nervous mind and your tired body. At this moment, I saw two words: good night! 7. When it's dark, you can see black with your eyes open, so it doesn't matter if you close your eyes or not! God suggests that you, my friend, you can sleep with your eyes open or with your eyes closed. You're free! Good Night! 8. Climb into your bed, sit back and relax, cover your happiness quilt, be happy with you, be happy with you, close your affectionate eyes and dream with you all night. Good night. May you sleep well. 9. There are many hardships on the road of life, and you should look at the wide place when you encounter something; Worries and worries have been forgotten, and an open-minded attitude has always been there; Don't talk about complaining and look at the bright days; Let go of the day's grievances, pack up your mood and say "good night"! 10, unload the troubles of the day, and happiness will surround you at this moment. Get rid of the tension, relax and have fun. My friend's blessing arrived, and I smiled when I saw the information. Cool night with moonlight, happy all night. Good night, baby. 1 1. Time can't cure everything, but we are used to that wound. If a heart is depressed for too long, it will become timid and close the door tightly, and no one can get in. Good night 12, I'm tired again, and I miss you. No matter how tired I am, my regards to you remain unchanged; No matter how lazy I am, my blessing to you is not slow; No matter how haggard I am, I still care about you. Gently say to you: good night, baby! 13. Let yourself go with the flow, relax the longevity of cypress, have a peaceful mind, have a soft spot for love, live and work in peace and contentment, think about things in your heart, reason in your feelings, sleep and dream. I wish you peace, health and happiness forever. 14. Are you tired after running all day? Laughing all day, happy? Are you tired after a busy day? Have a good rest and go to bed early. This time, it's my turn to come to your mind and laugh with you all night, okay? Good night, dear. See you in your dreams! 15, I sincerely thank you for accompanying me when I am in trouble, giving me hope when I am depressed, giving me strength when I am struggling, and sheltering me from the wind and rain. Autumn is the harvest season, and I want to share my happiness and happiness with you. good night