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"Big Function" of PHS

The "big role" of PHS is PHS, which is a very popular communication tool in today's society. Because it is convenient to carry, it has almost become a necessity in people's lives. However, if PHS appeared in the Three Kingdoms era when wars were raging and ministers of various countries secretly competed for strategies, would it bring trouble or success to Zhuge Liang?

On the eve of Battle of Red Cliffs, Cao Cao was using PHS to make phone calls and contact around to see if there were any big chains that could be used to lock warships together for training. Think about it, who will do business in the war-torn season and are not in the mood to pay the phone bill. Finally, Cao Cao found the manufacturer of iron products, and the N chains ordered were delivered soon, but what about Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang on the other side of the river? Zhou Yu was stunned by the ups and downs of the war and was bedridden with anxiety. Zhuge Liang's prediction of people's hearts is more accurate than CCTV's weather forecast! Knowing that Zhou Yu must be ill because of poor grades, he sent Zhou Yu a short message: "Lao Zhou, brother, I know you." Don't worry. I have a good plan. Let's burn that old Cao Man with fire! " Of course, when sending a message, you have to write the other person's mobile phone number. What a coincidence, isn't it that friends don't get together? Zhou Yu's and Cao Cao's mobile phone numbers are only one digit apart. Zhuge Liang is also "smart all his life, confused for a while" and sent a short message to Cao Cao.

When Zhuge Liang at this end of the river is building a seven-star platform to borrow the east wind, Cao Cao at the other end of the river has received hard-won news. Zhuge Liang is unlikely to make such a low-level mistake at ordinary times Cao Cao read the short message and immediately took many measures to deal with the fire. Cao Cao bought many fire extinguishers through PHS and filled the cabin with water to prevent fire. Zhuge Liang saw that Zhou Yu was still bedridden and thought that Zhou Yu was really ill. Zhuge Liang personally used PHS to direct the war. I didn't expect Cao Cao to come prepared. Needless to say, the hateful PHS must have leaked the information. Zhuge Liang was so angry that he threw PHS into the water ...

History has become a thing of the past and can never be changed. PHS will also have "accidents", which not only delayed Zhou Yu's illness, but also ended in failure. I think Zhuge Liang will always remember this lesson.