A sketch script about the World Expo! ! Urgent! It takes ten minutes!

Scene 1: (appearance, the host interacts with the two teams; 5 minutes)

Xiao Cui: Today is the 20-day countdown to the World Expo, and the final of the best publicity combination of the World Expo will be held tonight! Coming to our scene tonight are two most popular groups: A Chinese Odyssey and a popular star group.

Zhou Xiao: Let's welcome these two groups of contestants with warm applause!

Bajie's appearance: The song is accompanied by "Pig Bajie Falling from the Earth" (action and beat).

The mechanical college held an activity, and the master sent me to act as an advance team.

The following are beautiful women, where are the goblins and ghosts?

Even if I did, I'd be happy to! Master, it's safe!

The Tang Priest appeared: "Only-you-! Can accompany me to get western classics; Only you! Can kill demons and get rid of them; Only you! Can protect me from crabs and mussels; Your greatest skill is only-you-!" (lip-synching)

Daughter country king performance: daughter love, dance.

King of Daughter Country: Is it beautiful?

Bajie: (staring) Beautiful and smelly!

Tang Priest: Don't be obsessed with songs. I am just a legend.

Zhou Xiao: A Chinese Odyssey consists of the famous Tang Priest, the king of the daughter country and Bajie.

Xiao Cui: Now, please join the popular stars!

The appearance of little Shenyang piapia

"Hello, small Shenyang. I am Xiao Shenyang. Maybe everyone was fooled when they saw me, Hao ~ ~ ~. Although I am not normal, I have always been very talented. Friends, Bajie is on the stage. When I am on the stage, everyone will have a rest. You're tired of clapping. When your wrist hurts, so does my heart. No, no, stop, don't stop. "

Baiyun appeared: "Seven years ago, a heartfelt word, my feelings with black soil appeared waves. Last year, Xiao Cui said a word that completely broke my Confucius 2. (Look at the banner) The Spring Festival gala of the School of Mechanical Engineering has arrived. "

(Baiyun turns to look behind): Huh? What about black? (then shouts to the back): Grandpa, what are you grinding?

Black soil appeared: "I walked across the north and crossed my legs in front of Shaolin Temple. Adidas said that Nike brand cut the ribbon. I help my mother woo, and I am anxious with Chen Shui-bian. I also donated money to the people in the disaster area. My greatness can cover Yao Ming's face. "

Baiyun: "What did you do this time?"

Black soil: "Xiao Cui called to choose the image ambassador of the World Expo, but all the travel expenses were reimbursed."

Xiao Cui: The popular star group is composed of popular new star Xiao Shenyang, famous humor master Bai Yun and Black Soil. I believe that the arrival of tonight will definitely bring us a lot of joy.

Zhou Xiao: We know that Tang Priest and his disciples learned from the West, which brought harmony to our world. Now let's interview the Chinese Odyssey Group:

Zhou Xiao: As a historical celebrity, is Tang Lao under great pressure?

Tang Priest: How can you say that the pressure is particularly great? It's quite stressful. It is difficult to be a man, and it is even harder to become a monk.

King of Daughter Country: It is more difficult to be a famous monk.

Baiyun: How can you imitate me?

Shenyang: Hum, you are shameless. . .

Tang Priest: You have the pressure of being a man, and we have the pressure of becoming a monk. Every year, I have to apply for a Buddhist fund project, bring so many graduate students, publish papers, and so many female fans come to see me. . .

King of Daughter Country: Don't you dare. . .

Zhou Xiao: Excuse me, what are the monks up to recently?

Tang Priest: I'm talking about Buddhism. Not long ago, Obama came to listen to the Bible. After returning home, Obama also awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Zhou Xiao: Oh. It turns out that Obama's peace prize is also wholesale from monks.

King of Daughter Country: Yes, my jade emperor brother is the best.

Small Shenyang: This is shameless, Hao ~ ~.

Tang Priest: Pay attention to the way you speak.

Zhou Xiao: Then let's ask Bajie what he is busy with.

Bajie: Under the influence of my master, I am also engaged in biological research, such as your human genetic map and animal virus. . .

Shenyang: Swine flu virus!

Bajie: That's wrong for us. Niu Wangmo developed a psoriasis pill for the treatment of mad cow disease, which was mistakenly taken as a lollipop by my disciple GG Bond and spread to everyone! CNN insisted on putting it on us.

Zhou Xiao: It seems that you can't be too CNN. Then let's ask the king of the daughter country again

King of Daughter Country: In order to improve the life of our people, I heard that the RMB is going to appreciate. I came to Shanghai to exchange some RMB, and at the same time, I invested and bought a suite in Pudong to attend the World Expo.

Zhou Xiao: No wonder both the real estate market and the stock market are expanding now.

King of Daughter Country: No way, money is not bad!

Xiao Cui: Let's interview the popular star group!

Xiao Cui: Auntie, I heard that your Zi Yue 2 was published. The scene on the day of the signing ceremony must be very hot, right?

Baiyun: What do you mean it's extremely hot? It's quite hot. It's a big scene. That guy, gongs and drums are loud, firecrackers are ringing, red flags are flying, and people are crowded. (action)

Black soil: That's true. There is no paper in the toilet at the head of the village. As soon as I heard the story was signed again, the whole town went to get it.

Baiyun: Will you suffocate if you don't talk? Can I choke you? (tone)

Black soil: I have a stomachache. (Cover with hands)

Baiyun: (holding the black hand with his hand) Why is your stomach hanging down!

Xiao Cui: It seems that my aunt's family education is really strict. That aunt, coming to the competition today, is she confident in the face of such a strong opponent?

Baiyun: We came here today mainly to exercise Shenyang, a small city with little competition experience, and took the champion away.

Small Shenyang: Take other people's road and leave others a way back. Take other people's prizes and let others not win. Hao ~ ~

Trav: That's funny. It seems that tonight is diamond cut diamond. Let's look forward to a wonderful performance.

Scenario 2:(5-minute World Expo Knowledge Q&A)

Zhou Xiao: To be fair, let two groups answer questions on the spot, and finally decide the best publicity combination for today's World Expo.

Xiao Cui: OK, now that the netizen's question has come out, let's make a simple investigation first. The World Expo is a global international event. Can these two groups speak English?

Black soil: small Shenyang, just make a whole sentence.

Shenyang: I can talk. I have an English name and a good English foundation. Last Olympic Games, Lao Sha! (Bajie interrupts: My brother)

Samantha Ranch! Seeing my performance, I sang him a duet in English, so I sang AB CD EFG. (foreign tunes)

Lao Sha was overjoyed. Your English is very good. Can you sing anything else? I said, yes, I sang another song, Happy Birthday to you. Lao Sha cried with excitement.

Black soil: It happened that Lao Sha had a happy birthday, but his wife cried. Why? She he forgot Lao Sha's birthday.

Bajie: I am also full of goods. Just make a few.

Bajie: King of Daughter Country: KFC.

Bajie: Tea Daughter King: Tea

Small Shenyang: Eight Rings of Green Tea: Green Tea Daughter King: This is a combination of Chinese and Western.

Bajie: Missisi's daughter King: Japanese

Bajie: Pay the bill, king of daughter country: Shanghai dialect.

Bajie: Finally, I'll give you a heavyweight WC daughter country king: That's enough (pull Bajie back quickly)

Tang priest: indecent!

Zhou Xiao: It seems that both teams have a good foundation in English. Keep listening to the questions. Please listen to the following question. What is the mascot of Shanghai World Expo?

Black soil: Dabao

Tang Priest: Hahahaha, it's Haibao!

Baiyun: You said you were ashamed, and you wouldn't stand up and show off in an ostentatious manner.

Black soil: I don't blame you. I wear that thing all day, and it's still "See you every day, Dabao".

King of Daughter Country: Yes! It's not that simple. Do you know how the pig died?

Popular group: Ask him (pointing to Bajie, laughing)

Tang Priest: You set your own goal and have a fight with China Men's Football Team!

Bajie: Stop laughing. Laugh again and everyone will give you a stream.

Shenyang: No, I just finished the vaccination. Hao ~ ~

Bajie: Then I'll give you a weight.

Zhou Xiao: This question is very important. The westward journey team scored. In what year did China successfully win the right to host the 20 10 World Expo?

Black soil: It's a long story. I remember it was the first snow in 2002. A little later than the one at 200 1.

Popular Star Team (Shenyang Song and Dance): The first snow in 2002 came later than before and stopped on the No.2 bus on the eighth floor. . .

Zhou Xiao: Stop, why are you singing? . .

King of Daughter Country: I know, probably in winter.

A Chinese Odyssey Team sings together (dancing, Tang Priest sings): Not this time, I don't know when, I think it will be winter, not this time, I don't know when, I think it will be winter.

Trav: Stop, stop, stop. . . The correct answer is 65438+February 3, 2002. So the two teams each got 0.5 points for this question.

A Chinese Odyssey: Yeah! Popular star: Oh, yeah!

Zhou Xiao: It seems that they are all very talented. Next question, which is the tallest in Shanghai?

Black Soil: Yao Ming!

Zhou Xiao: Architecture?

Tang Priest: World Trade Center

Black Soil: Come on, this Indian Sam doesn't know anything. Knocked down at 9 1 1

King of Daughter Country: I know, Shanghai World Financial Center. My boyfriend and I stayed there for one night. (Shy expression) Sorry, most people can't afford it. It costs thousands of dollars a night.

Bajie: Master, why didn't I see this in Next Week? Roosters laying eggs, mice nesting in Pudong and so on are everywhere.

Tang Priest: To deal with paparazzi, we should use anti-tracking technology and learn something.

Shenyang: Bajie, there are not as many scandals as you.

Bajie: Go!

Xiao Cui: I am an expert! What about the fastest?

Black Soil: (Raise your hand) Fan Bubble!

King of Daughter Country: What? Our eldest brother-the Monkey King, of course.

Baiyun: That's not true. It should be Cao Cao. Speaking, the Monkey King is no match for Cao Cao.

Bajie: Then I know, it should be the fastest rising house price in Shanghai. There used to be a pigsty and I wanted a two-bedroom apartment. Now I can't even afford a chicken coop, so I have to live in Tongfu Inn. The biggest pain of a pig's life is that it has no nest.

Zhou Xiao: OK. Now let's look at the voting results. The final result is determined by SMS support on and off site. Let's count down to 5,54321.

Scenario 3:(3 minutes online and live voting results)

Trav: OK, our grades are coming out. Let's invite special guests to announce the results.

Teacher Zheng: I declare that the publicity ambassadors of the 20 10 Shanghai World Expo will be a popular star team! Congratulations (applause)! We give awards to popular star teams!

Zhou Xiao: Please welcome the awarding guests!

Each team got a big one (Haibao) and a big one (Haibao).

Xiao Cui: Let's invite the popular star team to deliver the acceptance speech:

Small Shenyang: Thanks to Huali Satellite TV, Oriental TV and possibly CCTV in the future, thanks to my master. I also thank my parents, our opponents, teachers and the female fans at the scene. You have to stay with me all the way, with PIA-PIA . Howe ~ ~. The program is almost over, don't applaud. I always feel distressed when you clap your hands in front of your head.

Xiao Cui: What about Uncle Black Soil and Aunt Baiyun?

Baiyun: I'm all set. Let me tell you something.

(Walking up to the host and whispering): Cui! Don't forget your aunt's appearance fee.

Trav: Oh! As usual, you are 80, he is 40, before tax.

Baiyun: Hmm.

Black soil: (earnest) Xiao Cui. You know, your aunt is no longer your old aunt. Don't bully her when she is old and confused.

Baiyun: (Nodding) Hmm.

Black soil: Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Moderator: Why does it sound so awkward?

Black soil: Your uncle is sober.

Xiao Cui: (suddenly realize) Oh! Good-good-good! After tax, then!

Black soil: It is said that Xiao Cui has depression, but I don't think so.

Moderator: (nodding frequently) Right, right, right.

Black soil: (to the audience) It's just that the mind has gone bad! (Looking back at the host) Right? oh

Moderator: (nodding frequently) Yes, yes, yes!

Xiao Cui: Grandpa, please give your acceptance speech.

Baiyun: (pulling away the black soil), I'll do it!

I found a small book in the black soil backpack. The message is big and small, with a width of 6-7cm and a height of 1-2cm. One page is only enough to write one sentence.

(Open the first page of the notebook and read a sentence) After more than 30 years of reform and opening up,

(Open the second page of the notebook) (Shouting) Now all the women stand up (stop). .....

(Open the second page of the notebook). Rural women have money (stop) .....

(Open the third page of the notebook). ………

Baiyun: What the hell are you doing here?

Black soil: the manuscript is wrong. I do.

Baiyun: The spring breeze of reform is blooming everywhere. -Mr. Hua Li has backbone. -all went to Fengxian to buy a house. Don't be shy, look around. )

Black soil: (imitating the throwing action of the sliding comment) tell him that the house in the urban area can't be sold!

Author: Lin

The response is very good ~ super funny ~

1: Judge 2: English classmate 3: history classmate 4: PE classmate.

1: The motherland is becoming more and more prosperous and people's lives are getting better and better. The World Expo will be held soon, and we will do our bit. You want to ask me what I do? I'm the judge tonight, and I'm here to select volunteers for the Expo.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome three Expo volunteers with warm applause!

Music, 2: Hello everyone! My name is Yin Chao Johnson. My name, as the name implies, is super strong in printing, printing and English!

3: Good evening, everyone! I miss you very much. ... my name is steuben. Steburn, history is great! Oh yeah!

4: Oh, no, there are so many fans here! When I was in trouble, it was you who didn't give up and didn't give up that made me who I am today! What? Don't you know my name? My name is Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao, in good health!

1: The names of these three people are interesting. Seeing you are so excellent, I really want to choose all of you!

234: Ye!

1: OK, OK, this is uncertain! You'd better compete with each other, and finally I'll decide who to choose.

I'll go first. As we all know, English is the best tool to communicate with foreigners. How can we do without English in this era? Test you, Mr. Shen. Do you know what it means to be HOU?

4. This is very simple. What does HOU mean? ARE means yes, and YOU means you. Isn't that what you mean by being together?

Laughter: What do you mean by HOU·OID? Shi classmate?

3: Old means old, isn't it obvious? Why is it always you?

2 Laughter: If you don't understand, you just don't understand. Don't talk nonsense there Tell me this English is not good. Can he be a volunteer? 3: Please don't show off in front of me. Isn't your English very good? Let me ask you something. Do you know Yue Fei's father's name?

2: How do I know this? You ask me, I came to the World Health Organization? You'd better ask him directly.

This shows the terrible place of bad history. Everyone knows that Yue Fei's mother is called her mother-in-law. Isn't that Yue Fei's father-in-law?

2: Father-in-law?

3: Hey, this child is really sensible.

4: Stop it, can you still be a volunteer if you are in poor health? Health is the most important!

1: Stop it! I'm asking you personally now, Mr. Yin. You go first.

2: Then I'll go first, Buddha said. I'm not going to hell. Who is going to hell? Start (a disease)

1: Thank others.

4 in a hurry ... 2 remind him: thank you!

4: three, three, three pieces of meat!

1: Is this Shen's English? Quite a gentleman ... (No.23 laughs)

1: Alas, I can't even speak English well. How do you become a volunteer for the World Expo? At the end of this round, your performance is not satisfactory. If your performance in the last round is still like this, I will reconsider giving this volunteer place to others.

234: No, judges! Give us another chance.

1: Look at your performance in the last round. The rule of the last round is: each contestant makes a concluding speech for half a minute. Now … this time, Mr. Shen comes first …

(coughing, clearing his throat): First of all, I want to thank CCTV, JSTV, MTV and V for giving me this opportunity to stand here. There seems to be no CCTV. sorry Thank you for the silent support and affirmation of so many fans under the stage for so many years. Thank you. Even if I am unfortunately eliminated this time, I will still support our World Expo as an ordinary classmate in the future. Thank you!

From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to today's socialist people, each of us is dreaming the same dream, hoping that our motherland can be strong. Now the World Expo is at home. As a middle school student, I have an obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our splendid civilization for five thousand years!

I have nothing to say. I just improvised a poem. I am proud to host the World Expo. Everyone is proud. I contribute to the World Expo and volunteer to be a good host!

1 Applause: Well, every one of you makes me reluctant to give up. I've decided that all three of you will become Expo volunteers and cheer for our Expo and our motherland! Perhaps our strength alone is insignificant, but as long as we serve the motherland and the people wholeheartedly, that is a powerful force! Now I have to go to other places to collect volunteers and make our Expo the best! (Walking behind the scenes)

234: gnome male-",and we, 1, are waiting for us, so be a good volunteer now! (Catch up with 1, down)