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Halloween talk is funny.

The jokes about Halloween are as follows:

1. Today is Halloween. I carry the romance of "ghost" with me, and I have the fragrance of "ghost" flowers. I give my most "ghost" blessing to my most precious "ghost" friends. I hope my friends will be "ghost" and everything will be smooth.

2. You were cute when you were a child.

3. Please note that an unknown object is found in front of you. According to experts' prediction, it is very likely that a ghost is swimming. Please hold your breath and slowly recite the spell: Happy Halloween.

4. Don't think that I have forgotten you. For example, on Halloween today, the first thing I think of is you, because you are related to ghosts! I wish you a happy holiday!

5. Big Halloween advertising delivery: No gifts will be received on Halloween this year, only short messages will be received; Ghost Festival lasts forever, and short messages will be circulated forever; The gathering of Halloween is still unfinished; Hello, I am good, and Halloween is good, which is really good. Happy Halloween!

6. Yesterday, a buddy named Zhong Dao asked me to send you a message, saying that today is Halloween, and his ghost brother will come to give you a gift, and he will buy you two drinks when he is free. Happy Halloween!

7. On Halloween night, you threw a piece of black marble weighing 7 kg and 7 kg into the river. Guess what will happen, and naturally it will sink to the bottom of the river.

8. Tonight is a carnival night. If there is a black sticky acid in front of you, if there is a white monster hiding behind you, don't be afraid. As long as you remember my blessing in your heart, he will show his true colors. Happy Halloween!

9. I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. I told him that if he asked you if I told him, you told him that I didn't tell him, but only said Happy Halloween to you!

1. In order to welcome the arrival of Halloween, I prepared a big surprise for you. I invited the Monkey King to perform a change for you. He is a troublemaker, and now you can't be happy. Hey, hey, have fun! Happy Halloween!