Begging for apology joke text message

Classic joke: humorous apology text message 1 I am a farmer, don’t be as knowledgeable as me!

2 I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; I held an umbrella because it was raining; I texted you because I was wrong... Can you forgive me?

3 Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Can you let me go?

4 I'm an idiot, but trust me, I didn't mean to. Can you forgive me? Dear!

5 Don’t completely deny me because of this matter, at least keep me under probation for 60 years.

Did 6 scare you? It's just a little joke, don't mind it!

7 Dear: You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

8 It’s all my fault. Don’t be angry. It doesn’t look good when you are angry.

9 Don’t you always say that “the prime minister’s belly can support a boat”? Then don’t argue with me.

10 If a man cannot get a woman’s understanding. So what if there is gold at my knees. I knelt down to express my 100% apology