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Talk about people who can't receive text messages on their mobile phones.

1. Because you give too much laughter, no one appreciates your seriousness.

You don't need to ask anyone about me, because I'm different from everyone, I'm not a commodity, and I don't need word of mouth.

3. There is no need to feel sorry, unsuitable people always have to be separated.

I want to do what a good-looking person can do by threats and drugs.

5. There is a hole in the roof, just as white clouds float by; There is a hole in the wall, just as the breeze blows; There is a hole in the floor, just when the jasmine blossoms.

6. Sorry, my mobile phone has only 98% power left, so I won't talk about it. /Shuo Shuo/

7. What is the most difficult thing in the world? It was the teacher who knocked on the table for more than ten years without breaking it.

8. It's probably inappropriate that I can't make you happy, but you can only make me cry.

9. Boys are not girls who like plain looks, but girls who like plain looks; It's not that girls crying can't solve the problem, but that ugly girls crying can't solve the problem; Boys don't like women, they like beautiful women. Yes, this is the reality. Read more books if you are ugly, and don't think about it every day.

10. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

1 1. There is no message that can't be received, only people who don't want to reply.

12. What is the most embarrassing thing to say hello to your ex-boyfriend? You have forgotten who he is.

13. Do what you think is right. The eyes of others are really not that important.

14. The best thing is that the volume of headphones is just enough to drown out the outside noise. When the alarm clock rings, you will naturally wake up. When it rains, you just need to take an umbrella. When you are hungry, you just have a bed next to you. When you are sleepy, the person you want to text him will call you. When you like him, you find that he likes you, too.

15. I am not a simple and frugal person. I am just poor.

16. The other person refused your dog food, gave you the middle finger, kicked over your dog bowl and shit in your bowl.

17. People who want to leave never lack excuses, and those who want to stay never need to stay.

18. Don't complain1400 million people can't find the right person, and four multiple-choice questions can't find the answer.

19. You need many reasons to convince yourself to give up, even one reason is enough.

20. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Live better for yourself.

2 1. As a student, you don't have to face anything except the exam; As an adult, you have to face everything except exams.

22. Expectation is imposed on others by yourself, and disappointment is returned to you by others.

23. Dare not rest, because there is no deposit; Dare not say tired, because there is no achievement; Dare not be lazy, because I want to live; Nothing is the only choice for me to be strong and struggle.

24. Nine times out of ten things in the world are unsatisfactory, and others can be discussed with God with their own efforts.

If you make fun of me because I am short, then I will cut off your head to narrow the gap.

26. People in the memory can't meet, otherwise the memory will be gone.

27. Many people say: I don't know what I want. In fact, the real meaning of this sentence is: I don't have the courage to face it and I don't work hard enough to get what I want. Sorry to refuse other people's sentences

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel uncomfortable. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people. Life is not bitter. The bitter thing is that we have too many desires and people are not tired. We are tired of not letting go too much. Be kind to the people around you, because there are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

Sorry to refuse other people's sentences

First, don't be embarrassed to refuse others, because some people will confidently make you compromise when they know that others are difficult.

Second, I don't like the boss being embarrassed to refuse the unreasonable demands of school staff. Even Party A and Party B should have the responsibility and obligation to say that they have no staff and there are not many things. Please help me move a piece of furniture from Jianda to Sungkyunkwan. I'm not free today. I'll move when I'm free Don't be too thick-skinned to say so. Such a person can give face once in his life. Your furniture is none of my business except work.

Third, on the way to the library, I was dragged to do a questionnaire, and I was embarrassed to refuse every time.

Fourth, are people like this? I feel that I take everything for granted to the people closest to me, but I am embarrassed to refuse others, which hurts the people closest to me invisibly! I used to feel very happy, but suddenly I can change. The trivial things at home make me breathless and upset! I feel that I have wronged myself and fulfilled others! I think it is a wonderful thing for two people to share something after marriage! But because I have no principles, I hurt my husband, and I just put up with others and cater to others! Not for my husband! Maybe it's true, no one can be trusted, only oneself can be trusted! My husband is my closest relative now. I should think of my husband and his family in everything I do! I can't do it, others abuse me thousands of times, and I still regard others as my first love! You can't bear to part with me, I can only wronged you! I won't cater to it anymore! Care about your husband, love your husband and live a good life!

5. Don't be shy to refuse others. Many times, the other party's request is that you can do it by the way. But they never know how hard it is for you to stop by!

6. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people. If you want to rip your face off, slap her and keep a distance from the annoying person.

7. I always feel bad, but the reason why things have become like this is because I am embarrassed to refuse, not like trying to freeze the relationship. There have been similar things before, and I refused directly after listening to others. As a result, I found that some things gradually contributed to today's situation because I didn't mind. Anyway, I don't want to, I don't want to, I hate it, I always have a short memory.

Eight, most people have expectations when they care about others. They don't know that their words to comfort others have a purpose. They all hope that you should, and you don't want to. Although the ultimate goal is for the good of the parties, in the final analysis, it is a request and a disguised form of pressure. If a person reaches the limit, there is nothing to be ashamed of by refusing some care and kindness.

Nine, actually nothing, but the reason is very strange. He said that he would take me to meet all his friends and could not break up with me. I'm embarrassed to refuse others, so let's take a look first. Congratulations.

Everyone has a bottom line. You should be a good person and don't violate others' bottom line. She is kind to you because she has you in her heart. Don't think she is stupid. She will do anything you say. He's just embarrassed to say no. Besides, you have to give her face. Don't think she is stupid. She actually knows everything. She does whatever you ask her to do, because she thinks you respect him very much. Since you despise her, I'm really sorry. She will forget you from the next moment, she won't think you are good, and she won't wait for you, because time has proved everything, and time has made her see through everything, and you are usually good at pretending. From the next time, she will refuse you. She won't be as stupid as before, and the most important thing is that she won't listen to you. So, the dog has done enough, be careful not to be caught and killed to make soup, and don't be punished for not eating shit.

Eleven, independence does not like to trouble anyone, soft-hearted and embarrassed to refuse anyone.

Twelve, I think I have some emotional obstacles or something. I can refuse to be nice to people I don't like, but I don't want to refuse to be nice to people who like me. I want to accept it, but I'm embarrassed to accept it. I can't get out of that step unless someone forces me. . . I rolled my eyes at myself countless times. . .

Thirteen, I am not good at words, I don't express my feelings easily, I don't like to disturb anyone independently, I am soft-hearted and embarrassed to refuse anyone. I am a sensible child in the eyes of my family, and I will not refuse other people's easy-going friends in the eyes of my classmates and friends. I have made some achievements, and everyone thinks I am confident. The truth is that I feel inferior, but I don't want anyone to know. Sadness and happiness are only for one person.

14. Your husband played games crazily during your pregnancy, ignored you and added a female gamer. Moreover, the female gamer was caught in voice chat and was immediately blacked out. Now he has added a female player. The reason is that I have been added, and I am embarrassed to refuse to ask this husband what to do.

15. I didn't expect that a few years ago, I was embarrassed to refuse the project invited by my friends to support me through the most difficult days, but I thought the most reliable business was yellow, yellow, and it was also the first investment failure in my life. I think women are still too limited in doing things. Now we are much more cautious in choosing projects. I set myself a small goal of five years, and then I will settle in the old village.

Sixteen, I think many people have a misunderstanding, that is, others are the most free on weekends, so many things are naturally entrusted. I'm the kind of person who is embarrassed to refuse others and then kills himself at the weekend.

17. I don't know how you refused the other party after receiving the call to promote the real estate business. Anyway, I said, sorry, I'm not interested in domestic real estate.

I am a programming major. Recently, many girls have asked me to help them write codes. I'm busy, but I'm too embarrassed to refuse. What should I do, beg for a fucking seizure?

Nineteen, in fact, I really don't like to be a good person, and I don't like to do things I refuse for friendship, but I do it because I'm embarrassed to refuse or worry about others' misunderstanding.

Twenty, I am not good at words, I don't express my feelings easily, I don't like to disturb anyone independently, I am soft-hearted and embarrassed to refuse anyone. In the eyes of my family, I am a sensible child. In the eyes of my classmates and friends, I will not refuse other people's easy-going friends. Well, I feel a little inferior, but I don't want people to know.

2 1. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

Twenty-two, someone reached out and wanted someone to help him. He is sincere and modest, and he is embarrassed to refuse him. It doesn't hurt to communicate. At the same time, there is a great god whom I respect very much. He is also very patient in teaching. The great god said one, two, and I said three, four, pointing out everything in detail. In this way, two years and two years, almost no progress can be seen. We are really impatient and helpless to the extreme. We should understand what sadness means.

Twenty-three, my roommate called her cell phone after sale. The girl across the street has a beautiful voice! ! ! I'm nearby, sister. Can you give me a contact information? Sister, I'm sorry.

Twenty-four, not don't understand, have a plenty of pretend not to understand, not don't know, just don't want to talk. When I am embarrassed to refuse others, I will think about how others embarrass me!

Twenty-five, why are there always some people who insist on shameless, come to my house to play, and come to my house for the night? I really want to refuse, but both parents are classmates and friends, so I'm embarrassed to refuse. Can you let me have a happy holiday and stop being so shameless? I'm really bored. My house is not fun. Why do you always want to come? Can you be as proud as my primary school classmates? Thick-skinned is really invincible.

Twenty-six, I am not good at words, I don't express my feelings easily, I don't like to disturb others, and I am embarrassed to refuse that others are sensible children in the eyes of my family. Well, I feel a little inferior, but I don't want others to know.

27. I am a person who won't say no to others easily. As long as it is within my power and does not affect my life and work, I will help. Maybe it's just behind your kindness that I'm embarrassed to refuse others.

Twenty-eight, I am really an extremely sensitive, careful, attention to details and trivial matters, emotional (also known as emotional) person. The habit brought by these characteristics is that I always read words and think of people. Ten thousand people are embarrassed to refuse others, and they are especially discerning and can take care of others. Well, my own life is very tired. People who love me are sometimes more tired, but the person I am serious enough to fall in love with is really perfect.

Twenty-nine, I am poisonous. I'm still embarrassed to refuse to put off my important things to help others. It really suits me.

30. If the other party doesn't want to tell you or show you, don't flatter yourself and be embarrassed to refuse. Super annoying.

Thirty-one. I used to think about the reason, but now I just ignore it. People who are embarrassed to embarrass others are also embarrassed to refuse?

32. I read a wonderful story yesterday, telling whether there is anything wrong with people who are not motivated. I am very touched. Maybe they are not so motivated. They were not so good at it, but they were full of understanding and approval about this sentence at that time. After thinking about it, the methodology is still very confused! I met Dabai in the supermarket yesterday and bought a lot of heavy things. He wanted to mention it for me, but I was embarrassed and refused. He asked me why I wanted to be such a person. I left the supermarket on the far side of the road just to put things in the car quickly, so I didn't bring an umbrella. He also said, although I am white, why do I have to be such a man? Maybe q told him about me. It turns out that I give people the impression that I may choose not to think every time I can't figure it out. I often avoid it.

33. Pisces is the same as Gemini! Always beating around the bush. So I often fall into a dilemma: I am a bad guy who likes to help others. They are afraid of rejection, but don't throw everything away. Lest you finally find a mess waiting for you; I'm embarrassed to refuse others.

I really don't like people I don't know pestering me. But I'm afraid. I'm sorry to refuse while vomiting.

35. I don't need to be angry because I have been belittling and suppressing you. I can never be a friend, just a polite object for you to show your self-cultivation. Don't be shy when you refuse. There is no need to worry about them. When will they think of you?

I really don't know how to refuse what others don't want to do, and I'm embarrassed to say that I tried to refuse twice and agreed again:-(

The lesson I learned from my thirty-seven or two years of innovation in the city is that the so-called improvement of students' scientific research ability is a cover, but it is actually a channel for teachers to earn a little money. I'm embarrassed to refuse others. I'm embarrassed to think more about myself, which will only make me miserable. Never be fooled by sweet words. The sweeter the words, the more poisonous they are. In the end, they just make wedding dresses for others. Before choosing an experimental topic, it is necessary to make a feasibility analysis and complete the experimental equipment and methods before determining the experiment. Do everything on your own, don't be fooled by sweet words.

38. You can't always do what you promise, so you never promise anything easily, even if you refuse, it will be embarrassing or make others unhappy. I never expect what is agreed. Things that don't happen always change. What I said is always easy to forget, and I always have a preparation in my heart.

39. If you don't want to tell the truth, why don't you just point it out when you leave and care who is right or wrong? As I told you at the beginning, if I wasn't alone, I'd rather not, so you said they would be embarrassed to refuse if they pulled you to play together, so now you're not waiting for me to play something else, and we weren't the best in the world at first, so I don't have the passion to support my tired body. As you said, you seem to have changed, and I seem to have changed, because I am a very sensitive person. We talked less and less a while ago, and I'm actually ready for today. I have been together for several months, but I am happier these days, not recently. That's it, you can't see this passage, because you have just said goodbye, which is what I want to say in my heart. Well, that's it. I hope we will all get better and better in the future.

Forty, when you are embarrassed to refuse others, think about why they are embarrassed to embarrass you.

Forty-one, people on the Internet, I'm afraid I'm sometimes embarrassed to say that I should refuse others if I put you into reality. Why is it so unkind and unlovable that it is not as good-looking as the photos from online po? It's not funny. If you don't follow the original intention too much, be careful to bite back into reality. The mind is becoming more and more witch.

Forty-two, not good at words, not easy to talk, independent, unwilling to trouble people, soft-hearted and embarrassed to refuse people, sensible children in the eyes of elders, cheerful people in the eyes of friends, this should be you. Maybe only you know what you look like.

Forty-three, I always refused to bring my mother's things, but I was too embarrassed to shirk them.

Forty-four, don't think who you are, everything around you, everything is up to you, in fact, in the eyes of others, you are willing and romantic, don't be embarrassed to refuse others.

Forty-five, to eat, the proprietress insisted on sending drinks and refused as usual. But I asked again and again today, and later I was embarrassed to refuse. She said, Oh, you're welcome. I said you're welcome. You're welcome. I'll order if I want. I really don't want to drink. She said that you can't be polite for two days anyway. I said, what happened? She will close the door in five or six days. Why? The rent is too expensive to earn, and she has to change careers ~ her son who is in elementary school is next to her. What? Boss, what do children know? The son said, open a stationery store!

Forty-six, actually, I'm not ink, I'm just embarrassed to refuse others. I can also be quick, for example, you are in front of me, for example, I want to tell you that I like you.

Forty-seven, abruptly refused the other party's ten dinner invitations. I'm embarrassed to refuse. I don't want to have the eleventh time today.

48. Help if you can, refuse if you can't or don't want to help. The simpler the interpersonal communication, the better. If you understand rejection, you can be free and easy. Don't be embarrassed to refuse others, and be a simple person with opinions.

Forty-nine, I really didn't expect that I would be like this. Blx doesn't want to say anything, because some people have some boring words. He just wants to say that it is a mutual obligation for others to help you, and it is his obligation not to help you. Originally, I was very embarrassed to refuse others, but some people, don't be mean, but they are really boring. Don't pretend to have a good relationship with me on the surface and then try to find a sense of existence behind my back. You really don't deserve it.

When you are really embarrassed to refuse others, think about why they are embarrassed to embarrass you.

In fact, I really hate being spoiled by others and eating fish. But because my ears are soft, I am embarrassed to refuse directly, so I try to show a tangled and embarrassing look. I hope the other person can see me under the stairs.

I don't like small companies very much. During the interview, a group of people secretly watched and chatted. Less than three days after joining the company, WeChat from the front desk to the boss was added all over. We don't know each other well, but we have to pretend to be a family that loves each other. In fact, the purpose is nothing more than to make you feel embarrassed to refuse when you work overtime.

53. My mind is still too simple. Always being calculated by others, I feel awake after being educated. What you are embarrassed to say, others are embarrassed to say. If you don't take the initiative, you will miss the opportunity. I still can't learn how to skillfully refuse unreasonable demands from others. I can't even keep my due interests. what can I do? I am deeply depressed. I still don't want to work with people who are too powerful.

54. It is not so difficult to learn to refuse and sayno. Kindness is a good thing, but there must be no principles and no bottom line. If you are not satisfied, just say it; If other people's demands embarrass you, say so. Don't be embarrassed to refuse others, because those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

55. Now every holiday, my sister will come to ask me if I can go home. Last night, she sent me a message asking if I could go back for the Dragon Boat Festival. Every time I am rejected, I feel embarrassed. Remembering that I didn't want to take her to play when I was a child, I asked her to count against the wall a hundred times before coming to me. Then I ran away. She couldn't find me all afternoon. She said nothing. She went to school to buy some zongzi. Oh, it's too sour. I regret my refund. I want to eat zongzi at home.

Fifty-six, say thank you to him, and never answer any nonsense like you're welcome. Maybe it's really the kind of person who is troublesome but embarrassed to refuse others. Sure enough, it is still too much trouble ...

Classic sentences describing embarrassment

How many people have learned to live and love after experiencing the bitterness of the world, and then become real men and women. Hugs are mutual, so is giving up. Don't be embarrassed-if you are a young and lonely Pan Yungui, you are a lady, but I am not. I'm not as scheming as you, and I won't plot against people. I want to pretend to be a lady. Sorry, I can't.

My difference is that when I was five years old, I began to show that all the children in my class were scrambling to eat noodles. I seem to want to eat noodles very much, but I am ashamed of this insatiable behavior of human beings. Before I was five years old, I liked being shaken, but my parents never shook it several times. I am also embarrassed to ask why children who are afraid of God and can't walk steadily think so badly. I am sloppy and like to play with mud, but I am very concerned about whether others have touched my food. But now that I am an adult, I can eat human flesh. It was a hard memory. I noticed washing my hands until I noticed that China's plates and chopsticks were always open like public toilets. I was ill for a long time. The first time I eat rice, my mind is full of meat or a whole refrigerator. Then my mother added an egg to my porridge and taught me to take a bite and eat another egg. These idiots killed the noblest taste in the world. I felt very sweet and kept eating like this for a long time. In the last week, my cousin told me about the baby, and I felt cheated.

Man is an impression animal, that's right, because everyone, when seeing that familiar and vague figure in the vast sea of people, will be desperate to push people on both sides to approach him, even if they want to call out their names in the second moment of approaching, but they find that they are not, they will be embarrassed to say: Sorry, I misjudged the person!

If you think you want to give things to garbage, and you think garbage has the right to eat in your site, then I'm sorry, we can't be friends or partners. No love. Divide up what belongs to each other. I am determined not to be with the enemy, and I will never let the enemy eat here. If the people on my side are eaten by my enemies, then everyone will go their own way, with different aspirations and different roads. Why are you going together?

That's what I am. On the surface, everything is calm, and I have never had any direct conflict with anyone. Some people asked me something, but I solved it behind his back. I'm sorry to disappoint you while you were waiting to see my joke. I'm still honest with you, but if you go too far ... I'm planning, and you'll feel tortured.

Just received a strange phone call, and a man said, Hello, congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, he smiled and said, I'm sorry, I just started to lie for the first time, and I couldn't help it. Then he hung up! Hang up! -WeChat friends circle

I suddenly found that many people have changed, which made me unattainable. Sorry, I am the child of ordinary people. Without your noble temperament, stay away from me if you dislike me.

Sorry, I have left you.

It turns out that I've been the protagonist in your lies for so long, hehe, I'm really sorry.

There's nothing to be embarrassed about, but you're not inspirational enough.

No matter how many people make you angry, it doesn't matter, they are strangers. I am always moved by a small sentence: I'm sorry, sister, I just took the exam and didn't reply to you in time. Sister, tomorrow is a holiday. I want to go out for a day and come back the afternoon after tomorrow, okay? I was afraid of making mistakes, so I wrote down their information one by one in my notebook and typed it again. Please check it again, sister. I'm afraid there is a mistake.

I know I'm giving, and I know you're giving, no matter how much, but we're all trying, and we've always been together. Looking at the input method, nine-key pinyin homophone input is a word we often use these days, which is warm and happy. Xu Zhu: In our time, we didn't kill 1000 enemies, so we are ashamed to call ourselves military commanders! -Xu Chen's Soul Street

If the earth's 4.5 billion years of history is compressed into an ordinary day, then life begins very early-"I forgot my name".

Gifts should be given to things that others really want to buy but have no reason to buy or are embarrassed to buy. -Kaiyuan Hsee, don't be an ordinary fool.

Talk about the mood 202 1: Don't be embarrassed to refuse, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are anyway.

1, life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be realized. Smile right, don't panic.

If you are always ignored, why should you be ashamed of yourself? If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?

Disappointing things have never disappointed me, and they have seriously disappointed me every time, so it is better to raise sand than to hold it.

No one is born heartless. They all experienced and saw too much they didn't want to see, and finally chose to close one of their doors.

When you can't hold on, you can say "I'm so tired" to yourself, and never admit "I can't" in your heart.

6. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.

7. Think less about useless things, pay less attention to people you don't care about, get busy and earn more money.

8. Don't be shy to refuse. Those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

9. The more experience, the less I want to talk. If the environment is different, others may not understand what you want to say, and you will slowly learn to bear it silently.

10, really hard life will not be comfortable. And as long as you become excellent, other things will naturally become better.

1 1, no matter how you live, we only have one purpose, don't go against your wishes, don't regret it, and fuck it.

12, for a moment, I suddenly felt that all my waiting was meaningless in your eyes, because I couldn't get any treasure from you.

13, I like those kind and mature people who have learned to be silent and considerate and are willing to repay those small mistakes and ignorance in life.

14 Why are you working so hard? Because everything I like is expensive, the place I want to go is far away, and the person I love is perfect.

15 Like shoes, if a person is destined to be yours, he will be completely suitable for you, without reluctance, struggle and pain.